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The Flood / Re: I just made a salad with my gf over the phone
« on: June 28, 2016, 08:40:45 AM »
I expected this to be a euphemism for something.

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The Flood / Re: rate my Johnson
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:52:24 PM »
cookie cutter "tough black guy" character whose dialogue consists entirely of stale memes and Samuel L. Jackson tip-offs

/10
Give this a listen
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: *blocks your path*
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:46:01 PM »
*challenges to du-du-du-duel!*

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The Flood / Re: Nameplate Rating Thread
« on: June 27, 2016, 02:59:36 PM »
I know its the vanilla Flood one, but I really like it. The other bars are trying too hard to be a meme.

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The Flood / Re: women exist to physically create but...
« on: June 27, 2016, 02:55:41 PM »
Anyone else think these females are surrounded by today's very submissive numales are just going insane trying to figure out something to be attracted to because they just haven't been around anyone man enough to rape them the way they need it?

All they need is one real man to tell them to STFU, slap them, and proceed to rape them and they will instinctively feel like women for the first time in their lives and feel comforted. A woman who doesn't have a confident man who can overpower her is insecure.
MFW

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Gaming / Re: Does anybody else experience this?
« on: June 27, 2016, 02:05:59 PM »
I remember this with Halo 3 back in the day. A co-op buddy would have to leave and then I would go through the same stage again with thought like - "Oh, that's where we hijacked that wraith" or "Oh, this is where we both died because of my grenade" etc
I cr vr tem.

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The Flood / Re: I want to bust a nut but
« on: June 27, 2016, 02:01:13 PM »
Use your mouth instead.

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Ржу нимагу

подъебал пиздец, сука.

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Gaming / Re: Games that are better on controller
« on: June 27, 2016, 01:02:47 PM »
How do you veen play fighting games with a keyboard

do you type C-O-M-B-O and then some numerical combination on the numpad?
OT: racings, sports (football, handegg, golf etc)

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OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN
Somebody call the dinkster?

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Gaming / Re: DOOM reboot / sequel?
« on: June 27, 2016, 10:27:47 AM »
Rage is just a discount fallout
With actual good shooting mechanics.

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing ATM
« on: June 27, 2016, 10:26:23 AM »
@work browsing sep7agon.
Living on the edge.

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Gaming / Re: DOOM reboot / sequel?
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:56:36 PM »
DOOM 3 is easily one of the best games ever made. No FPS had such a great atmosphere, scare factor, and rich lore D3 has. Plus every weapon is fun as fuck to use.
Have you tried Rage?

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The Flood / Re: From Brexit to Regrexit
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:55:28 PM »
that's some bullshit

the people have already decided
Literally it was just a survey, basically asking if you want UK to leave EU or not.
Survey said that just over 50% of people would leave.
Its up to the government to consider that information and react to it.

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reply that mentions a certain user - intended to get his attention. Let the circle-jerk begin.

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Was this Ireland's last game then?
yes  :'( :'( :'( :'(
aw. Well, the team did good anyway. Fans were nice too.

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Was this Ireland's last game then?

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Gaming / Re: DOOM reboot / sequel?
« on: June 26, 2016, 07:54:16 AM »
why ain't people taking about it
People beat the campaign, then Team waifu fortress came out and everyone is on it.

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The Flood / Re: tfw anxiety attacks return
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:59:27 AM »
Smoke some catnip.

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Gaming / Re: Minor details in games that you appreciate?
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:57:30 AM »
+ Some extra stuff after you watch the credits roll. Especially if you actually have to wait and can't skip.
+ Some post death stuff - In Quake 2, the Tank Strogg would actually do shit to your corpse. In Halo, you hear some remarks about your death.
+ Dynamic hit response on enemies - Rage's enemies would react to where you shot them, made the shooting more fun. In Doom you can actually blow away specific chunks of demons depending on where you shot them. Very satisfying.

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The Flood / Re: Your last meal
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:41:56 AM »

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The Flood / Re: What do I do
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:15:09 AM »
fuck her right in the pussy.

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Gaming / Re: DOOM reboot / sequel?
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:10:47 AM »

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The Flood / Re: 2000 Years From Now...
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:06:17 AM »
my eyes...

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The Flood / Re: Баллада о бомбере
« on: June 26, 2016, 06:05:32 AM »
Спасибо, заценю.

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The Flood / Re: Name one event not improved by hookers and blow
« on: June 25, 2016, 04:52:26 PM »
Nintendo's E3 presentations. They cannot be saved.

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The Flood / Re: First Paycheck Came In
« on: June 25, 2016, 08:48:58 AM »
Congrats m8. Don't forget to get something nice for your mom n' dad. I'm serious.
Fuck off. I have to give my mom 118 USD because my sister (employer) thinks the same way as you.

Fucking mom, what has she ever done for me besides clean my clothes weekly, cook food, massage me once a blue moon, and be on my ass for absolutely everything without really helping me improve. Wait what was I talking about?

Anyway... Your pay was low, Inglourious. What did you make hourly, and how long did you work?
mommy issues.

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The Flood / Re: First Paycheck Came In
« on: June 25, 2016, 04:19:35 AM »
Congrats m8. Don't forget to get something nice for your mom n' dad. I'm serious.

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The Flood / Re: WE'RE OUT
« on: June 24, 2016, 06:54:02 AM »
What will happen to all the UK landlords here in Ireland?

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The Flood / Re: when felicia is mean to you
« on: June 24, 2016, 01:19:43 AM »
Who cares about felicia? Seems like a wannabe cunt to me.
You two could be bffs.
Oh

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