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Messages - Jive Turkey
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3661
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:03:58 PM »
Can I post pics of my body over there?
3662
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
You guys are morons if you think it's because of not having seen the movies
It's because she's ugly/way below his standards
Roman does not deserve to have any standards.
He should honestly take what he can get.
He has the standards of a slayer. Wants 7-8-9s but he doesn't have the requirements to get a girl lile that, so he goes for very low ugly/fat/insecure girls to protect his ego.
3663
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:04:23 PM »
Went to a mates' gig last night and met this chill group of around 30 people. It was pretty sweet man, maybe you're just around too many dramatic people?
I don't think it's them man, all of the people I associate with are pretty good people. Friendly, nice, considerate. Not much drama or anything with them. It's me, and I can recognize that i'm being absurd but idk why
3664
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:02:10 PM »
You guys are morons if you think it's because of not having seen the movies
It's because she's ugly/way below his standards
3665
« on: October 23, 2015, 08:27:23 PM »
Weren't you socializing and having people compliment and bow before you like 3 days ago?
Yes and today I avoided as many people as I could so they wouldn't talk to me. I feel like I couldn't even force myself to act interested in whatever they had to say. I'm not usually like this though. Just a lot more frequently in the last few weeks
3666
« on: October 23, 2015, 07:50:14 PM »
Lately i've been really holding a lot of hate towards people
I just find almost everyone so annoying, to the point where I can't stand being around them or even reading anything they put on social media or whatever. The only people i can stand are my mom, brother, and like 4-8 good friends.
I used to be a social butterfly and but now I just want everyone to leave me alone
Wat do
3667
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:45:02 PM »
I don't know what that is either so I don't see why I should care.
Lol
Send me nudes
Sure. Message me
pls respond
3668
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:43:02 PM »
I don't know what that is either so I don't see why I should care.
Lol
Send me nudes
woah buddy why don't you back up
hey meng take it easy
3669
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:37:52 PM »
Hot topic 
3670
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:36:18 PM »
Donald Trump has called upon his wrath
3671
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:35:46 PM »
I don't know what that is either so I don't see why I should care.
Lol
Send me nudes
3672
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:09:47 PM »
Too many Urkels on your team that's why ya wins low
3673
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:07:29 PM »
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
That's me, the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo
3674
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:11:37 AM »
Sometimes i like to go on reddit.com/r/aww and just smile
3675
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:02:07 AM »
man I love traps
Is that scooby doo?
3676
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:01:22 AM »
That feel when super buff but three inches erect
I use a rubber penis that goes over my real life one
3677
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:59:17 AM »
yo that feel when you fall in love with a girl but then find out she's super super young
Wtf is in the water, man
3678
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:53:36 AM »
freaky nasty gross grody true freak of nature 
3679
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:05:36 AM »
I kinda want to. I have a deep primal urge to spread my seed. Honestly i'd impregnate a lot of women if there were no consequences
But future steroid abuse will prolly leave me infertile lol and i have a low inhibition yolo attitude with no regards to what my future self might want smh
3680
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:06:00 PM »
My dream was really dirty I didn't even write it in my dream journal lol
3681
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:04:40 PM »
Looking for something kinda easy, that I can show of my physique but also not look like a douchebag.
Best idea i have right now is going as Rambo
Tight blank tanktop
Camo Pants
Black combat boots
red headband thingy
facepaint
Straps with fake bullets(idk what they're called)
watergun full of alcohol
Any recommendations?
3682
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:24:24 PM »
Ehhhh
I'd give it a 9.5 because I don't like Jay Z
Everybody wanna know what my achilles heal is LooooOOooOovvvVVeeee
3683
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:12:38 PM »
3684
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:28:09 PM »
Om this bulk I average 3 poops a day
3685
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:26:22 PM »
I also have to get completely naked when I poop
3686
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
Only when i'm pooping
3687
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:19:41 PM »
Literally just tell her you lost interest and go no contact. it's that fucking easy man, you're both adults lol.
Don't say it with a "there might still be something" tone either, say it like the heartless nigga you've truly become
3688
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:07:01 AM »
Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?
What what? What is this?
What is fox clan, and why do you want Jive to join?
I've already asked you to join twice, if you'll remember.
Fuckin lol i definitely need in on this
3689
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:34:53 AM »
Pic of my upper back from yesterday lookin juicy
3690
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:34:28 AM »
Today was a good day Went to school and sat in my class with no teacher. 5 minutes passed and everyone's lole "omg wheres the teacher wahh should we leave" and I ended up getting bored and leaving. Then everyone followed me out lol Did a ton of my homework in the library during the time I should've had class. Also checked out "Meditations by Marcus Aurelius(sp?)" To get my noggin working. Read se of that and then went to my last class where ot was hot as chit and i was sweating smh. Gave my friend a ride home and he gave me some leftover mexican posole which was good af. Came home and took a nap and then watched netflix Hit legs at the gym today. Felt like a savage. Everyone was staring at me swuattimg and i was breaking my old PRs like nothing. My friend who is pretty buff told me i have "the perfect bodybuilding body. Skin color, frame, height, and musclle shape". Another dude told me in a year i will be one of the best looking guys at the gym feelsgoodmane. Saw my slutty latina <3 we were next to eachother on a lot of machines and on one she asked me 'are you using that" and i said something like "yeah but you can use it for a dollar" and she laughed pretty hard PLUS she was mirin my glutes(they are huge) hnnng shes sexy af Was sitting at the front desk for an hour with my friend who works there. Also saw a legit 10/10(extremely rare irl) and we smiled at eschother ayye Only bad part is i have to eat like 1600 calories still and its already 10:30pm  but i've been in a happy mood all day so its all goood cuz
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