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Messages - Jive Turkey
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2551
« on: March 20, 2016, 04:00:25 PM »
Deci you need to lose your virginity asap lest you become a social outcast
2552
« on: March 20, 2016, 03:59:15 PM »
Lmao @ these replies Also I find this girls face super aesthetic 
2553
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:01:24 PM »
That picture is disgusting.
lmao
2554
« on: March 19, 2016, 07:00:38 PM »
When I turn 21 I'm going to Glendale, we're going out and I'm gonna get you laid the first night brah. I feel like you still won't have lost it by then
Stay the hell away from me. I don't need your help.
i'm your only hope dawgy
2555
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:57:55 PM »
When I turn 21 I'm going to Glendale, we're going out and I'm gonna get you laid the first night brah. I feel like you still won't have lost it by then
2556
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:18:57 PM »
Switching things up today, going out of my element and doing a more aerobic/interval type workout today mixed in with my regular stuff. Gonna do: 1000 meter machine row 50 pushups 50 chin ups Smith machine barbell row 4 x 15 T bar Row 4 x 15 Rear delt flies 4 x 15 50 pushups 50 chinups 1000 meter row Followed by Bike HIIT 15 second sprint 45 second slow x 15 minutes 2 mile jog on a hill incline Soon.... 
2557
« on: March 19, 2016, 01:51:15 AM »
Inb4 I try them all and end up dead 
2558
« on: March 19, 2016, 01:49:00 AM »
Everyone I've ever met who has ever said anything like "I'm never fucking with x drug" eventually fucked with x drug.
I'd like to think I'm pretty good at whatever boundaries I set, some stuff I have on there: Meth Heroine Salvia Spice Those weird deepweb drugs with names like GBHH1274 DMT
2559
« on: March 19, 2016, 01:41:13 AM »
Man I won't fuck with salvia
Only drugs I'll do from here on out are:
Alcohol
Marijuana
Steroids
Mdma / Molly / ecstasy whatever
Maybe coke
Shrooms
Maybe LSD again in like a few years
2560
« on: March 19, 2016, 01:38:19 AM »
I haven't done some stupid shit in a while smh
2561
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:17:34 PM »
You live in California?
I went there when I was like 5 or 6, had a blast
2562
« on: March 18, 2016, 11:16:34 PM »
In n Out fella Affordable Delicious 
2563
« on: March 18, 2016, 02:51:42 PM »
They're trying to sabotage my nofap
2564
« on: March 18, 2016, 12:57:33 AM »
Release your inner Lenny! Spread your wings and fly!
＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣>
ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
> ,ノ
∠_,,,/´”
Hey dude how ya been?
2565
« on: March 18, 2016, 12:49:55 AM »
Trump kinda reminds me of how I would act if I were running for president
2566
« on: March 18, 2016, 12:47:24 AM »
I like this one better 
2567
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:58:40 PM »
Need to get in the right mindset smh
2568
« on: March 17, 2016, 07:57:16 PM »
Tell her to fuck off dude seriously
She is stringing you along as an option, while you're treating her like a priority
You are her validation blanket
2569
« on: March 17, 2016, 02:14:23 PM »
why is this nsfw?
cuz my dick is showing
2570
« on: March 17, 2016, 12:23:51 PM »
Feeling bloofy cause I over ate last night These next 10 pounds are going to scrape off painstakingly slow. Going to have to pull out my final tricks 
2571
« on: March 17, 2016, 03:04:36 AM »
Have to wake up in 3-4 hours for an 8 hour school day
Spent all this time rotating between jacking off, watching adult swim on YouTube, and eating frosted flakes (went over my calories)
Think I'm gonna go for a walk then jack off 2 more times to burn off the calories. Might pull an all mightier
Also I had 500mg of caffeine x some other stimulant in one sitting earlier today so I think that's why I'm not tired
Feel like a true degenerate
2572
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:20:09 PM »
fukin recipe haters i swear
2573
« on: March 16, 2016, 10:17:21 PM »
Lock requested
2574
« on: March 16, 2016, 04:15:12 PM »
Definitely one of my favorite shows ever. Every single episode has me rolling without fail
2575
« on: March 16, 2016, 03:39:36 PM »
Desert - A barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life.
fml mods delete this thread
2576
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:45:32 PM »
You can also just use one brownie if two is too sweet and the macros would change to
260 calories
23g protein
3g fat
2577
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:41:33 PM »
1 cup of Plain Greek Yogurt  Spoonful of organic honey  2 Fiber One 90 calorie brownies ( I like chocolate chip and cinnamon coffee cake flavors)  Mix them all into a bowl, crush brownies up into bits Hnnnng in your mouth 350 calories 24g protein 6g fat
2578
« on: March 16, 2016, 12:20:29 PM »
I'm fluent in English and Spanish
Recently received access to a good language learning program. Trying to decide whether I want to learn French, German, or Arabic first. Was leaning towards French
Memes are not a language
2579
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:08:55 AM »
I am going insane
I am so hungry
2580
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:04:22 AM »
I have no sex drive right now
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