All of you are dummies

Roman isn't looking for advice. He already knows what he's going to do before he makes the thread. He likes seeing people like Deci spaz out with his refusal to take anyone's advice. btw Deci I have no clue why you're trying to give dating advice at all. You're the most active person in every single Roman thread and you've never talked to a woman in your life

Interestingly enough, I have a similar situation. It's a weird story. My father and his boss were talking at work, somehow his daughter came up etc etc...Talked about maybe me meeting her. I said I'd have to see what she looks like first. Gave me a name, looked this morning, not interested. Now she just sent me a friend request. What do? WOuld not go out with this girl, she is a year older than me but looks like she's twelve, no joke.

Thanks EnderWolf1013

bruh i had the best sex of my life last night, how does that make you feel

I'm happy for you srs

however if i was in the same room while you were doing it I'd HATE IT AND YOU FOREVER

AND YOU GIVE

AND YOU GIVE

AND YOU GIVE YOURSELF AWAY

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

DON'T LET IT GET AWAY

Deci honestly completely truthfully shut the fuck up lol

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 04, 2016, 03:41:15 PM

Elegiac is a good dude with a quirky and playful sense of humor, you guys just overblew anything negative he did cause you didn't like him

No, he was an asshole.

I don't like how you have a "thing" for everybody here. Its creepy.

u wot

Plz explain because I have absolutely no FUCKInG idea what ur talking about

I'm a HUGE fan of contemporary home styles. Not all those glass walls though, so probably something more stone contemporary.

Big huge kitchen with granite counter island bar, separating the the seating area and cupboards/sink. I want a walk in pantry and a big steel fridge. Also lots of natural light from huge windows, preferably from the seating area pointing in. Wood floors in the kitchen, light colored wood.

Living room will have carpet, light colored carpet with comfortable soft black leather couches, the kind you sink right into. I imagine the living room exiting from the kitchen, and also accessible through a hallway entrance. More natural light, big windows

The light carpet goes everywhere except kitchen and entrance. I also would like a library type room, with lots of bookshelves and Lamborghinis. small room with carpet, a bean bag and two chairs which I forget the artistic name for. This room will be different from the rest of my home as it will be designed similarly to my home now. Also I might want a bonzi tree(spelling?)

Big 3 car garage, second fridge in here. An elliptical and some gaming machine idk. Id say pool/billiards but the ball bouncing off might hit a car. Same for fuzbal and air hockey.

Backyard will be under an acre, with lots of trees and plants towards the back. Big pool, light colored cement floor because dark colored makes it look smaller and deeper. Maybe a sunroom exiting out of my house leading to the pool area. Also a path that circles through my entire yard.

There's more but I forget

Quote from: Jive Turkey on April 04, 2016, 01:47:42 AM

I like when you make informative posts about philosophy/religion ect, man

Thanks, big guy. I do my best.

Been a big interest of mine lately.

Well as long as you keep posting them I'll keep reading em

If you decide to retire it can I become Decimator Omega next?

i wake up all veggies no eggs

hit the gym all chest no legs

then i make myself a smooooothie

then me and wifey make a mooooovie

The men are going to fuck with these women so much

Suck his dick

Wow fella you aren't nearly as bad as I pictured you smh

what the fuck are you doing wrong then

Maybe it's your body language

Roman you're definitely not that handsome fella, or at least not as good looking as you think. if you were girls wouldn't toss you to the side no matter how autistic you acted.