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The Flood / Re: Have you ever taken a dump so big...
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:43:47 AM »
I dumped your mom

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The Flood / Re: Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:43:26 AM »
If it's sweet, get rid of it.

WE DON'T ACCEPT GIRLY DRINKS HERE

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The Flood / Re: Say why you'd report the user above you
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:31:21 AM »
For being a grandma

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The Flood / Re: drunk as hell ama
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:25:49 AM »
Were you so bored you decided to get drunk?

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:24:08 AM »
Rocketangus getting rekt for serving low quality Italian food.

I would have left my job if I didn't make money

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:23:25 AM »
I may or may not use water cups as soda cups. You'll never know.


You steal tip money

THIEF
Well maybe they should include it in the price. I don't give homeless people money either.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO CORPORATE ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF NOT TIPPING OH MUH GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tipping is stupid

In Britain yeah. In America no
No. Tipping is stupid.
We don't usually tip here because waiters actually get payed a liveable wage without relying on tips.

Someone gets tipped here because they did a really good job, and not because it's ingrained into society and looked down on for not doing it.

I agree tipping is stupid for the most part, but you don't have to worry about servers starving over there. Like you said, they are paid liveable wages. As for servers, to a degree you can basically determine whether you make a lot of money, or very little based on performance.

Where did I say you HAVE to tip me because I'm underpaid? If I do a bad job don't tip me. But if I do a great job then do so.
But where does that leave "average" or "acceptable" service?

The amount you tip typically speaks for the job performance. Some restaurants list the amount of money tipped for 15% 18% and 20%

I'm not saying ONLY tip for great performance. I'm saying let your tip speak for itself. If they did amazing, a good rule of thumb is $5 or 20%

An average meal with no problems, people go with 15% usually.

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The Flood / Re: So yeah, I'm leaving Sep7agon forever in an hour.
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:20:51 AM »
meh

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:08:14 PM »
I may or may not use water cups as soda cups. You'll never know.


You steal tip money

THIEF
Well maybe they should include it in the price. I don't give homeless people money either.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO CORPORATE ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF NOT TIPPING OH MUH GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tipping is stupid

In Britain yeah. In America no
No. Tipping is stupid.
We don't usually tip here because waiters actually get payed a liveable wage without relying on tips.

Someone gets tipped here because they did a really good job, and not because it's ingrained into society and looked down on for not doing it.

I agree tipping is stupid for the most part, but you don't have to worry about servers starving over there. Like you said, they are paid liveable wages. As for servers, to a degree you can basically determine whether you make a lot of money, or very little based on performance.

Where did I say you HAVE to tip me because I'm underpaid? If I do a bad job don't tip me. But if I do a great job then do so.

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The Flood / Re: Give me something to draw
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:12:27 PM »

Ushan spanking Rocketman.

No clue what either of you look like but here you go...



.....
I think it's pretty great, only thing it's missing is a dragon dildo and someone saying "senpai"

I'm going to kill Kitsunekun

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ SPANKY SPANKY ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

no spanky

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:11:26 PM »
I stole a pen once.

God tried to kill me by making a tree fall on me as judgement. It missed and landed on Psy's kneecaps.
Crippled for life, poor fella.

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 08:07:50 PM »
I may or may not use water cups as soda cups. You'll never know.


You steal tip money

THIEF
Well maybe they should include it in the price. I don't give homeless people money either.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO CORPORATE ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF NOT TIPPING OH MUH GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tipping is stupid

In Britain yeah. In America no

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:48:33 PM »
I may or may not use water cups as soda cups. You'll never know.


You steal tip money

THIEF
Well maybe they should include it in the price. I don't give homeless people money either.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO CORPORATE ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF NOT TIPPING OH MUH GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: Do you still steal things?
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:41:26 PM »
I may or may not use water cups as soda cups. You'll never know.


You steal tip money

THIEF

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Gaming / Re: Black man confirmed for Halo 5
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:40:15 PM »
I never really liked Buck, so meh

Locke looks cool though

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The Flood / Re: Mom Please Stop Being Disappointed In Me
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:31:43 PM »
my mom isn't, so I can't relate.......sorry

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The Flood / Re: I dare you to find white trash worse than this
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:19:05 PM »
1 v 1 the kid

Nerf Guns only

Toy Aisle


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The Flood / Re: Give me something to draw
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:17:21 PM »

Ushan spanking Rocketman.

No clue what either of you look like but here you go...



.....
I think it's pretty great, only thing it's missing is a dragon dildo and someone saying "senpai"

I'm going to kill Kitsunekun

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The Flood / Re: Next World Trade Center revealed
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:13:23 PM »
I can't help but feel we are simply making ourselves targets again by building these.
yeah let's just never build buildings anymore

You know that isn't what I meant

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The Flood / Re: Give me something to draw
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:12:53 PM »

Ushan spanking Rocketman.

No clue what either of you look like but here you go...



.....

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT if you never have been banned on sep7
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:22:23 PM »
Only got a warning once
Spoiler
while I was a mOD ironically

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The Flood / Re: Next World Trade Center revealed
« on: June 09, 2015, 06:21:42 PM »
I can't help but feel we are simply making ourselves targets again by building these.

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Gaming / Re: Martin O'Donnel to have an announcement at E3
« on: June 09, 2015, 03:13:18 AM »
someone tell marty about this site and make him our mascot/slave

DO IT

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The Flood / Re: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
« on: June 09, 2015, 03:11:49 AM »
Touring the country playing music

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The Flood / Re: I'm bigger than all of my girlfriend's father's.
« on: June 09, 2015, 03:10:44 AM »

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The Flood / Re: The numbers, what do they mean?
« on: June 08, 2015, 11:51:55 PM »
It just had that ring to it.

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The Flood / Re: V.E.R.B.A.T.I.M
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:54:55 PM »
R.O.C.K.E.T


Really
Overpowered
Christian
Kicking
Evil's
Testes

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The Flood / Re: I want inspirational songs about giving up or losing.
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:51:37 PM »
YouTube


Spoiler
"I Am"

The disconnect
Is welling up,
And good intentions are not enough.
Your words are weary,
Their hearts are strained,
And idle vows find the deepest pains.

I’m sick, I’m tired
Of hollow hope,
Of promises, empty,
Your way with words,
They’re feeding back inside my head,
Oh, the things I could say that won’t change a thing.

I am not the same,
I won’t feed on fame.

You’re one of a thousand voices,
In my head that all just sound the same.
If mine never made a difference,
It won’t make the meaning change.
You’re one of a thousand voices,
In my head that all just sound the same.
If I will make a change,
It’s by my words and not my name.

I’m tired, I’m sick
Of misfit beggars
With able tongues and easy outs.
I hear you clearer than you hear yourself.
Bite down on your blindness, and spit it out.

I won’t sink into the sea of grey,
I won’t melt into the choir of angels.

I won’t sink into the sea of grey,
A violence of colour.
I won’t melt into the choir of angels,
I’ll step up and scream it -
I am dissonant.

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The Flood / Re: Kill Me
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:24:19 PM »
Tell them you have to take a dump and post from the bathroom.

When you come out two hours later and they ask why you were in the bathroom for so long tell them it was a really big dump.

Say you were posting on a forum. They'll be so surprised they'll think you're lying.

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Septagon / Re: I don't understand the warning I got
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:22:26 PM »
I can still see his nameplate

They come back once the warning wears off

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The Flood / Re: Philosophy Corner: Do rights exist?
« on: June 08, 2015, 02:44:52 PM »
I would say so, from what I remember from the laws of nature by a philosopher whose name I can't remember.
John something, I think...
John Cena?
Johnny Depp?
Jon Bon Jovi?
John Cusack?
John Stamos?
John Lennon?
John Denver?
Johnny Cash?
John Abraham?
John Wayne?
John Legend?
John F. Kennedy?
John Travolta?
John Fogerty?
John Krasinski?
John Holmes?
John 5?
John Candy?
John Paul Jones?
John Belushi?
John Kerry?
John Mahoney?
Jon Jafari?
John Cho?
John Cleese?
John C. Reilly?
John Hurt?
John Morrison?
John Rambo?
John Steinbeck?
John McCain?
John Murphy?
John Elway?
John Adams?
John Hancock?
John Stuart Mill?
John Locke?



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