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8881
« on: July 03, 2015, 07:27:04 PM »
>Cry because I don't live in the US of A.
>Go to the hospital to get my feelings checked. For free.
>Walk down the street without seeing religious nutbags waving signs with "god hates fags" on them.
>Go to the grocery store and not have to wait behind a line of 30 obese people in mobility scooters.
>Buy food that isn't 99% harmful preservatives.
>Wave at a friendly cop without getting tased and shot for obstruction of justice.
>Strike up a conversation with a random person without having to fear him pulling a gun at me while screaming "shall not be infringed."
>Browse the internet knowing that the Good Lord of the EU keeps my privacy and personal data safe.
>Exercise my right to be forgotten and make Google my bitch.
>Watch a movie without being forced to clap for 30 minutes after its over.
>Polish my framed diplomas which cost me less combined than a single semester of law school in the US.
>Look at the multitude of available programs for the upcoming elections and be glad I have more than two choices that are bought by the oligarchy anyways.
>Masturbate to the flag of the EU while humming our anthem.
>Pledge my firstborn child to the chairman of the ECtHR.
>Fall asleep clutching the rejected Constitution of Europe, praying it'll make a glorious return.
Just a normal day as a Euro, I suppose.
8882
« on: July 03, 2015, 07:23:47 PM »
8883
« on: July 03, 2015, 07:22:31 PM »
yay, crossing fingers that they don't cancel this order
8884
« on: July 03, 2015, 07:11:53 PM »
opinions are cool
8885
« on: July 03, 2015, 07:11:25 PM »
this is true
8886
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:32:35 AM »
Psy, you have the power to lock this thread
8887
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:13:27 AM »
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!
He did?
No, but are we just gunna wait around here until he does?
I SAY, WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!!!
8888
« on: July 03, 2015, 01:11:01 AM »
What did you drink and how much?
Bud light and I had 5.
did you enjoy that water?
8889
« on: July 03, 2015, 12:13:24 AM »
I like it
8890
« on: July 02, 2015, 09:39:29 PM »
I haven't tried the campaign yet, but the multiplayer feels like Halo 4, I don't like it.
basically this. The vehicles still flip over easily(try driving a mongoose in a bumpy area lol), and explode before the player driving is dead. Visuals are good until you get to the player models and lighting as usual. In the sunlight the models look great, in the shade they appear to glow among other things.
8891
« on: July 02, 2015, 09:36:21 PM »
My.
Anus.
Got.
Penetrated.
Because.
I'm not.
A mod.
8892
« on: July 02, 2015, 09:33:30 PM »
It's either 2 things:
Hamlet but with Lions, or Bambi but with lions
>shows the childhood then skips to the adulthood of protagonist
>parent dies
>protagonist is royalty
>something else I literally just forgot
8893
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:06:21 PM »
Get your trash fords and pineapples out of here
8894
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:00:02 PM »
Dude it takes like 20 minutes at my Toyota place.
Ehhhhh free tire rotations though >.>
8895
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:57:05 PM »
There are people who don't change their own oil?
I know how, and would, but my mom doesn't want to deal with it.....or something. I don't even know, I stopped asking why lol
8896
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:56:13 PM »
>Nissan oil change
It's like you want them to find apparently 40 things wrong with your car and try to be Jewed out of your money.
I always "have 40 things wrong with it", and never get them serviced for obvious reasons: I'm not retarded. Also I'm getting it done at Nissan because I get free tire rotations with oil changes for several years.
8897
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:54:45 PM »
>not having a ford f150 velociraptor
git gud^2
I have a frontier which is a Mini-Titan basically. Glad I even got that, because I almost had to get a mini van :/ So glad we pulled into that parking lot looking for vehicles
8898
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:51:58 PM »
Bored sitting around waiting on my truck.
Much to do this week. Playing 6 songs at my college group tonight, working the weekend, then playing at a church service this Sunday night.
We're going to have candles and all that, it'll be quite an experience leading that.
Now that my blog is over.... what's up?
8900
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:07:32 AM »
8901
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:33:14 AM »
effort
LOL finesse
ANOTHER LOL
8902
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:31:12 AM »
I'm amazed the cat didn't realize that God wasn't real
Nah, but it did tell me I'm not a mOD
8903
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:23:04 AM »
I'm amazed the cat just let his owner do this lol
8904
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:14:15 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn
This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
The fuk is this?
This topic could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a thread as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
8905
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:58:02 AM »
Beats by Dr. Brooklyn
This reply could have been much funnier. I'm curious as to why the poster went for such a serious tone. I can understand if you don't want to make a post as goofy as The Onion, but there is plenty of middle ground to explore.
8906
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:52:18 AM »
8907
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:37:56 PM »
Ya'll my niggas.
I take up for my niggas.
Even the white ones?
8908
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:37:39 PM »
I genuinely hate you all. And Bnet, and also Daz. Not because of Sep7agon, but because I dislike him on it's own merits. Just like I dislike you all on your own merits.
Kill yourselves.
Aw shucks, you're gonna make me blush.
I haven't understood any of the hate really for this place, it's petty shit. Most of it is "I hate that X guy/girl who's there because..." stop right there. You hate the person, the site has fuck all else to do with them.
Most would hate Bungie with this logic.
I hate you.
I honestly can't tell if you genuinely hate everyone
He's pretending because real life is hard m8
8909
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:35:02 PM »
I would have picked Urdnot Wrex, but he's just too bulky. So I'll go with Rtas 'Vadum. 
8910
« on: July 01, 2015, 11:26:48 PM »
Why do people like Webm anyway?
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