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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 09, 2015, 07:04:37 PM »
Holy fuck will you two shut the fuck up?

How about Challenger leaves me the fuck alone? He has some kind of obsession with me.
You're the one that started this you stupid cunt

I said "I can't believe I didn't read through this thread". Then Challenger quoted me with some half-wit remark for absolutely NO reason.

Fuck off.
He does that. Just ignore him, or you can do what I do and have fun with it

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The Flood / Re: Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 05:26:53 PM »
You should calculate the odds of God being real.
I doubt he'd be able to do that if he isn't doing Bayesian probability.

Fortunately, I'm a layman.

Definitions:

1) X is any arbitrary event. (I was born in Germany.)

2) ¬X denotes "not X". (I was not born in Germany.)

3) E represents the existence of positive evidence that indicate X is correct. (My birth certificate is from Germany.)

4) ¬E denotes "not E", or the total absence of positive evidence.

5) P(X) denotes the probability of X.

6) P(X|E) denotes the conditional probability of X given E; this is the joint probability of X and E divided by the probability of E.

P(X|E) = P(X^E) / P(E)

Assumption (1):
- If an event like X were to really have happened, then it very likely left some evidence of itself. In other words, the probability of E, given X, is greater than the probability of NOT E, given X.

P(E|X) > P(¬E|X)

1 - P(¬E|X) > P(¬E|X)

P(¬E|X) < 1/2

This isn't an unfair assumption, as most things of significance leave some sort of evidence.

Now we invoke Bayes' Theorem: P(¬E|X) = P(X|¬E)P(¬E) / P(X).

-> 1/2 > P(X|¬E)P(¬E) / P(X)

P(X|¬E) < (1/2) P(X)/P(¬E)

Thinking about P(X) in the equation immediately prior, is X a likely or unlikely event?

Assumption 2:
- The event X is extraordinary. P(X) << 1. The probability of event X is very small.

Let X be an intersection of two statistically independent events, A and B. X = A^B. (I was born in Germany, and I love shitting on my neighbour's lawn.) However, the joint probability of A and B is always equal to or less than the probability of A or B. P(AB) = P(A)P(B). The more events which define X, the lower the probability.

Returning to the emboldened equation, consider the term P(¬E). What can we say about the likelihood of evidence for X?

Assumption 3:
- We have searched for evidence of X, but failed to find any. P(¬E) [approx.]= 1. The probability of no actual evidence for X is very high, and the more we search for E but fail, the closer this value approaches 1.

Bringing forward the emboldened equation again:

P(X|¬E) < (1/2) P(X)/P(¬E)

The more specific and extraordinary X, the closer P(X) is to 0. And the more we search for evidence, but fail, the closer ¬E is to 1. The ratio here [P(X)/P(¬E)] then, must be very small. As long as this ratio is less than one, the entire right-hand side of the inequality is less than one-half.

P(X|¬E) < 1/2. This inequality must hold. This implies: P(¬X|¬E) > 1/2.

We finally arrive at:

P(¬X|¬E) > P(X|¬E). In other words, given an absence of any evidence for X, the more likely event is that X did not, in fact, occur.

This is a demonstration of the epistemic principle known as the inference to the best explanation. Many things cannot be known with absolute certainty, but we can show which explanations are most preferable.

Recap:
1) An event like X should leave evidence.
2) All things being equal, X is unlikely.
3) We have searched for evidence of X, but failed.

From these premises, it mathematically follows that ¬X is a more likely event than X.

Let X be the following claim:
Quote
The Virgin Mary, upon being impregnated by Yahweh, gave birth to a half-blooded demigod named Jesus of Nazareth. During his life, Jesus performed many miracles that included healing the sick, raising the dead and turning water into wine. Jesus also took the aggregate sins of humanity upon himself, and gave his own life for us. Upon his execution by Roman authorities, Jesus rose from the dead and ascended to Heaven. All of these events were compiled into the record, with inerrancy, known as the New Testament.

And anybody who fails to believe this will spend an eternity in endless suffering.


If any of this is to be the case, we should find evidence beyond mere say-so.

P(E|X) > P(¬E|X).

X is a huge intersection of independent events, all competing with the various denominations and interpretations of Christian doctrine which is, in turn, competing with those belonging to other religions. Significant positive evidence for Christianity is yet to have been found, also.

P(X) [appox.]= 0.

P(¬E) [approx.]= 1.

P(¬X|¬E) [approx.]= 1. Quad erat demonstrandum.
Oh.
Plz delete that spam

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The Flood / Re: Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:17:18 PM »
You should calculate the odds of God being real.
Your avatar didn't load (tapatalk) so I thought someone stole your line haha!

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:16:28 PM »

I expected music to be working out better than it is now. Have a band and be playing locally. But instead I've discovered that I can't depend on anyone for anything.

You can only depend on others for certain things, but if you want something to happen you have to depend on yourself to make it so. You're the only one holding yourself back. Music is a language from the soul, so you have to openly express it until it is heard, and it will be appreciated. If you are exposed to something long enough you will eventually find admiration. It's the laws of attraction. Express it and be heard!

Unless...

Your music sucks then you can shut the hell up. I'm looking at you retarded rappers.
That's great and all, but I can't play piano, drums, etc.

I can do enough to get by on my own but I can't truly make something sound the way I want without those things

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:15:09 PM »
Never thought I'd drink lol

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:08:42 PM »
I thought I would've gotten laid by now tbh
Minions don't deserve love

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The Flood / Re: Birthday Time!
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:08:04 PM »
I expected music to be working out better than it is now. Have a band and be playing locally. But instead I've discovered that I can't depend on anyone for anything.

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Serious / Re: English should be the primary language of the US.
« on: September 09, 2015, 03:05:32 PM »
What is making English the official language going to accomplish? No really? Anyone can still speak whatever language they feel like.
Nobody cares what language you speak within your household or amongst your peers, but when you go to a grocery store and start speaking to the clerk in Korean, that's going to piss people off. (Yes, I've actually had that happen before.) I honestly believe that we should make all immigrants/tourists take a basic language test before letting them come here. Same goes for every other country. I would never go to Germany if I didn't at least have a basic understanding of German. Going to a country and not speaking the native language is not only disrespectful to it's people, but also disrespectful to its history and culture.
That's why you conquer them instead and impose your culture and language over them

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The Flood / Re: Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:42:36 PM »
>statistics

maybe you should do a report on the statistics of people who actually benefit from taking a statistics class.
A single class obviously isn't beneficial. But gotta knock all these prerequisites out

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The Flood / Re: How Do You Pronounce Caribbean
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:41:30 PM »
Care

Uh

Bee

An

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Gaming / Re: Hey developers
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:40:24 PM »
Make another installment to KOTOR and the Jedi Knight series please and thank you

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Tournament #3 GAME ON!!
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:39:23 PM »
dudes I've been borrowing Smash for like a month now, I'll probably need to return it soon.
Yeah let's get this done. Who are we waiting on?

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all of the dlc

As in the ones after the Taken King as well.

see you on the 12th of never :^)
Zanda be noice to pe pe

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Gaming / Re: Yeah Quiet is hot and all
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:37:09 PM »
Kojimia should have just said he put tits in the game because he likes tits
^^^
at least that would have been honest
I think he actually did say that somewhere. Can't recall where

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The Flood / Re: Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:18:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:17:52 PM »
Jesus, Rocket, drunk in math class?

this is like real life flanderization
Pfffft not drunk. Just like typing BIG LETTERS

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The Flood / Currently posting from my statistics class
« on: September 09, 2015, 02:02:57 PM »
FUCK THE SYSTEM

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this little sperglord is the reason it took me 15 years to get past the start of the game.

SHIIIIIIIIIT


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Rosh Penin should kill himself


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This little freak made "war of the worlds" unwatchable for me. 

STOP SCREAMING HOLY CRAP





INB4JARJAR

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The Flood / Re: Most popular fictional character from your state
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:46:04 AM »
ACE VENTURA YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:44:29 AM »
RISE

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The Flood / Re: Why did cartoon network become such shit?
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:43:13 AM »
Maybe if so much of your brain's capacity wasn't taken up fantasizing about the latest femboy blog on tumblr

DAMN

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The Flood / Re: What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:31:48 AM »
I dont think  I've ever stayed up longer then.....yeah 18 hours?

I like my sleep.
You sure like raping in your sleep too

)._______.)

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I agree. We don't need pointless locked threads everywhere signalling one got moved.
I honestly think a few of the staff members don't know that its a thing. Cheat, did at least, just give people powers without giving any kind of how to or lesson. Like I remember when I became mod he literally just said "have fun, please don't break anything" and I had to figure out everything myself. Not sure if that's still how things work but yeah.
Same thing for the mod trial actually. No guidance, no explanation on how things worked, no letting us know what certain things did. Actually at one point I was told to "stop asking so many questions and figure it out for yourself." (I'm won't name who it was) but when judgement came turns out it was the least active one who got the job out of the 3 of us. Oh and I was also told a reason I wasn't chosen was that "I didn't ask enough questions."
Wow that's actually pretty fucked up. I can understand why you're so salty about that.
And y'know there's that whole thing about Cheat demoting me and Rocket because he was getting rid of the monitor role only for it to come back a couple months later... >.>
Yeah I have to say if I was in you or Rocket's position I'd be pretty pissed and I'd also be way less pastoral than you're being about it.

*shrugs*

I'm indifferent

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Gaming / Re: Nolan North vs. Peter Dinklage: Which is better as Ghost?
« on: September 09, 2015, 01:02:34 AM »
I just called Dinklage "Dinkleberg"


I should kill myself huh

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Gaming / Re: Nolan North vs. Peter Dinklage: Which is better as Ghost?
« on: September 09, 2015, 12:58:12 AM »
Holy crap Nolan North sucks

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Gaming / Re: MGSV:TPP Discussion Thread
« on: September 09, 2015, 12:54:40 AM »
Also, favorite buddy in the game so far?

Quiet shot me in the ass so I kinda want to pick the doge

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Gaming / Re: You can't vote for maps in Halo 5 MP.
« on: September 09, 2015, 12:51:57 AM »
You can't vote for maps in halo 5 mp





























































BECAUSE ITS ALL ONE HUGE MAP

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