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7471
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:04:15 PM »
OP plz include your favorite drunk christian artist
7472
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:03:01 PM »
Fuck reading
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7473
« on: September 23, 2015, 07:00:57 PM »
I expect a promotion within the next thirty minutes Cheat
Oh.
Don't do it for the lulz
7474
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:59:48 PM »
Whoever invented plain Greek yogurt needs to die
Most bitter thing I've ever eaten
7475
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:59:04 PM »
We don't have seasons in Florida.
7476
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:58:14 PM »
what would your job be?
Update OP plEez
7477
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:57:38 PM »
That annoying shithead who advocates things like fair pay, non discrimination policies, healthy food in school cafeterias, etc. You know, evil liberal agenda stuff like helping marginalized demographics.
Protest signs and everything like a real fag.
What a fag
7478
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:56:27 PM »
It's Deci but with sex....
7479
« on: September 23, 2015, 06:54:06 PM »
I hope this is Post-Schism or I'm going off planet
7480
« on: September 23, 2015, 03:23:14 PM »
My hunter from destiny
.....shit
7481
« on: September 23, 2015, 03:02:58 PM »
I almost hit a dog on my bike when riding.
Instead, i hit the breaks and flew off :c
LOL GRAVITY
7482
« on: September 23, 2015, 03:01:23 PM »
Gasoline on ant hills were the best
7483
« on: September 22, 2015, 10:47:45 PM »
I'd be the town drunk, and perform lots of live shows for about 5 people
7484
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:18:03 PM »
How will we have Metal Gear without Kojima Productions?
7485
« on: September 22, 2015, 06:13:03 PM »
I've had my own so I'm good
7486
« on: September 22, 2015, 01:29:45 AM »
Hi gorgeous
haha
How you are doing today?
You probably don't remember me, but I remember you. *hug*
I know someone who secretly likes you
but I can't tell who 
do you want to know? haha
*holds hand*
holy fuck stop it
7487
« on: September 22, 2015, 01:26:33 AM »
I'm really not sure yet
7488
« on: September 22, 2015, 01:18:43 AM »
We're such good friends, we'll probably end up dating
7489
« on: September 21, 2015, 11:40:40 PM »
7490
« on: September 21, 2015, 11:15:08 PM »
This show is part of the reason I'm so fucked up in the head.
Or you are enlightened and everyone else is meh
7491
« on: September 21, 2015, 10:50:28 PM »
Dear God.... You and your boyfriend were having epic Netflix and chill sesh. When you decided to put on some cool tunes and the penis song came on. You started making out. With your belly buttons. When all of a sudden Donald trump walked into your room with nothing but the American flag hung loosely over his flaccid cock. Those are mine he said, pointing to the almost concave breasts that cursed your chest. He ripped them off and put them on his head. I need them for protecting he said! I'm going into war he said! All of a sudden he jumped on top of you and pulled a swordfish out of his ass. Before you knew it there was a stabbing pain in your vagina. Oh no am I gonna die you cried. Yes. He stated as he stabbed the swordfish into your heart. As you bleed out he disappeared leaving your boyfriend. I WISH I HAD A BIGGER SHLONG he cried out all while the penis song was in the background.
These are bretty good ^_____^ Donald adjusted his racist, dirt cheap weave and looked at Bernie with longing in his eyes,"Berns, run away with me. You know we were meant to be together." His crusty, 8 inch tongue slowly slid out of his mouth of lies to gently caress his stretched, dry lips sexily. Bernie looked up with despair in his eyes, his glasses sat delicately on his nose. He shuddered into his suit,"Donald no. You have no regard for anyone but yourself." Donald bellowed a mighty roar, ripping off his clothes to reveal that underneath he was wearing a Mermaid Man cosplay suit,"c'mon Barnacle Boy, hop aboard my invisible boatmoblie. I need a little help with my EVILLLLLLLLL" Donald trumped seductively, his tongue now madly flying in circles. Bernie was horrified to say the least. Then, out of nowhere, Shrek burst in,"what..are..you.....doing. IN. MY. SWAMPPPPPPPP" Shrek roared, devouring the crusty old racist pig. Bernie climbed upon Shrek's back, and they rode into the sunset. The end.
7492
« on: September 21, 2015, 05:00:07 PM »
Someone is having a mental breakdown.
SUPINATED CURLS 3 SETS OF 15 KEEP GOOD FORM DAMMIT!
7493
« on: September 21, 2015, 04:38:42 PM »
7494
« on: September 21, 2015, 04:38:13 PM »
I wish I could notice things
7495
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:24:13 PM »
Interstellar was uncomfortably quiet at parts with only 5 people in the theater.....movie was good but the awkwardness was maddening.
Um, no.
When you have a guy walk up munching on popcorn, and randomly ask you "what's going on" during the hard to explain parts of Interstellar, you'll understand. I just looked at the guy and said " I don't even know"
7496
« on: September 21, 2015, 03:11:03 PM »
Rocketman, could you please stop trying to be funny for once?
DO YOU LIFT? DIDN'T THINK SO BEEEITCH
7497
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:50:55 PM »
Gears, Halo, Destiny. They're all shit.
remember when you muted me when i said the h4 prefect armour looked shit?
good times
no, that was in reference to another thread about armor
prefect does look cool tho idgaf
lunchbox shoulders
I'm enjoying seeing the MGSV circlejerk die off
what was the purpose of this post?
What was the point of asking a dumb question?
7498
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:50:29 PM »
IT WAS ME BARRY
I WAS THE IMMINENT EXPLOSION
It was me Barry!
I pushed you down the stairs!
IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS THE AUTISM!
7499
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:45:07 PM »
That seriously and totally couldn't be twisted into something sexual.
Not at all.
Don't be creepy now Chally.
No it can't. There's literally nothing creepy about it. It's a joke.
Lonepaul GTFO
7500
« on: September 21, 2015, 02:38:45 PM »
They want to show very little, so that nearly everything we do is a surprise and new to us.
They want you to think the game is bigger than it really is, like destiny
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