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6991
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:55:58 PM »
Well you've heard incorrectly.
Nah, pretty sure you're a dude
HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS SECRETLY A DUDE?
6992
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:51:57 PM »
I don't enjoy being a walking pile of half functioning internal organs.
Thanks, God.
God's like working out in a gym. He might make you hurt sometime but your going to be stronger later.
6993
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:50:05 PM »
believing in god is a choice
and since god wills everything he made me a non believer
why does god hate me?
God wants you here for a reason so though times will be rough and painful and you'll want to leave but you should stay because God has a plan for you
6994
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:49:21 PM »
I feel like a momentary lapse of reason
Good things are going to happen. Have faith and stay positive
6995
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:47:00 PM »
why are you still living?
Jesus wouldn't approve of you saying some shit and then getting killed over it
Depends on what I say
6996
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:38:41 PM »
why are you still living?
6997
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:33:56 PM »
Holy fuck stop it
6998
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:33:13 PM »
Hey man gotta hit on all the Seniors before they die
6999
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:42:45 AM »
I'm in what is essentially a social justice class.
Every time I open my mouth I'm a target but I fucking love it.
I feel naughty, like a kid who broke some arbitrary rule for the fun of it.
Yesterday I called out a bullshit statistic some pink-haired hambeast (dude) was shilling, got a serious death glare. Couldn't fucking hide my grin. People told me today that he was bitching about it for hours.
He was probably just bitching about your ugly face GOT EEEEEEEEM
7000
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:33:32 AM »
And why do other animals not show his alleged creator any praise?
He's not real, get over it. Only a person is in control of his own life.
The beauty of God is that he's above us all not only in strength but in intelligence too. The fact that he stays humble is something only God could do. If I had the power of God I would make it rain steaks and big mac's and I would tell people I did it too. We as Christians try to be like Jesus and God but what we don't realize is we have it better then both God and Jesus because we are allowed to mess up. Jesus and God have to walk the Christian path twenty four seven. I know I can't do that and that's why I pray to God so I can do my best. Now excuse me while I go pray for steak and big mac rain. Have a great day and thanks for reading this.
Still doesn't answer my question of why no other beast on this planet (except humans [ who are capable of imagining all sorts of shit]) acknowledge a higher being.
Tonight I ate steak, french fries, corn on the cob's and two lobster tails. Clearly God is real
7001
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:26:53 AM »
Sometimes blankets just make you colder
Life is alot like waffles. It's what you put on it that counts. Are you gonna put syrup on it or slime? Exactly.
7002
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:19:38 AM »
I was born to die
Sometimes you have to get cold to truly appreciate a blankets warmth.
7003
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:14:32 AM »
Jester's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
Not really
You just think that because you're a robot. Robots can't cry.
They can, but they call it "leaking"
7004
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:08:33 AM »
And why do other animals not show his alleged creator any praise?
He's not real, get over it. Only a person is in control of his own life.
The beauty of God is that he's above us all not only in strength but in intelligence too. The fact that he stays humble is something only God could do. If I had the power of God I would make it rain steaks and big mac's and I would tell people I did it too. We as Christians try to be like Jesus and God but what we don't realize is we have it better then both God and Jesus because we are allowed to mess up. Jesus and God have to walk the Christian path twenty four seven. I know I can't do that and that's why I pray to God so I can do my best. Now excuse me while I go pray for steak and big mac rain. Have a great day and thanks for reading this.
7005
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:53:07 AM »
I science'd myself into existence.
7006
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:45:31 AM »
God made me to kill some normies
Reeeeeeeeeee!!
inb4arrest
Dang. Recently I had two weird dreams and I can't even remember what they were about haha.
7007
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:44:25 AM »
g0D'S NOT REAL!
Sipping on a cold glass of oj and watching God's not dead. I love life.
7008
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:35:14 AM »
I was made to be tired
;____;
God's like a nap. He's great at any time.
What if I don't like naps?
I love God. He's cool.
me too thanks
Food is alot like God. I always need it lol
7009
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:33:08 AM »
I'm gonna be thinking about food all day. I'm really hungry. I could go for some tacos right now.
7010
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:25:20 AM »
Call it's wife a pregnant whore?
7011
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:24:30 AM »
Some lives were made to be punishments.
Maybe because of a previous one? Who knows.
God gives blessings all the time. I think about all the people I don't have to be around and I think.... thank God I don't have to be around certain awful people. Some people will only bring you down and it's a blessing that God keeps them away from you.
7012
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:24:04 AM »
I was made to be tired
;____;
God's like a nap. He's great at any time.
What if I don't like naps?
I love God. He's cool.
7013
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:18:20 AM »
I was made to be tired
;____;
God's like a nap. He's great at any time.
7014
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:15:34 AM »
I was made to browse Internet forums and play video games.
Gotcha
Sometimes the moment where you are seeing the most darkness, the most pain, and your scared the most is when your on the verge of a miracle.
7015
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:13:13 AM »
It's is my spirit animal. Here's a picture I drew of when it visited me for the second time in my dream 
As you can see I was in in my fox form(to the right )and my spirit animal guardian Foxxy(left) is passing its wisdom upon me.
Did you try to fuck it you fucking furry?
7016
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:05:08 AM »
So, seriously, what do you believe he made you to do?
Right now I'm sipping on some orange juice. Gosh I love orange juice.
DeepAF
I love God. You don't love God? What's wrong witchu
7017
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:02:59 AM »
So, seriously, what do you believe he made you to do?
Right now I'm sipping on some orange juice. Gosh I love orange juice.
7018
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:02:06 AM »
How are we supposed to see if our eyes aren't real
Sometimes you just have to think to yourself what do I want to do?
I want to lay on the couch all day drinking chocolate milk and watching cartoons
God's love to me is like a fresh plate of nachos. It's great at any time.
7019
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:01:18 AM »
I'm trying but no one else will let me.
If you like it then you better put a ring on it. That's why God gives angels halos.
7020
« on: October 08, 2015, 01:59:26 AM »
How are we supposed to see if our eyes aren't real
Sometimes you just have to think to yourself what do I want to do?
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