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6181
« on: October 31, 2015, 10:11:59 PM »
I threw apples at people until someone said "I'll have a Redd's Apple Ale."
My brother got the strawberry ale this time. The apple was disgusting, maybe this will be better
6182
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:39:45 PM »
Sleep tight pupper
I'll knock your lights out
6183
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:24:56 PM »
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHAT are you doing you infernal machine?
6184
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:23:01 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
Spartan do us both a favor
Spoiler and stop breathing
I have become what I hated most...
It can all be fixed with one step out the airlock
this way Spartan ———>
Okay, Javik
I don't have 4 eyes
6185
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:13:24 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
Spartan do us both a favor
Spoiler and stop breathing
I have become what I hated most...
It can all be fixed with one step out the airlock this way Spartan ———>
6186
« on: October 31, 2015, 09:07:54 PM »
Stop that.
stop
ayy lmao
This means nothing, visitor.
I sense a new fan fic coming on!
Spartan do us both a favor Spoiler and stop breathing
6187
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:56:21 PM »
6188
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:52:27 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
Spoiler The human and covenant war had long ended. Humans and the sanghieli were now in a delicate diplomatic relationship. I met the arbiter at one of the negotiation meetings. Although the war was over, we needed to rebuild. the sanghieli, felt it was their duty to help us rebuild since they contributed to Earth's near annihilation.
We caught eachother's eyes for just a second, and we both fell in love. I didn't know how he felt about me until later that night, I was beamed out of my bed and kidnapped by thel. He was flying a seraph equipped with beaming technology. I woke up in surprise, I thought I was dreaming. I saw the arbiter looking at me. He said "don't be afraid human. What is your name?"
"j-jane". "jane...such a nice name for a human female." I don't know what came over me, because just then, I ran right at him and hugged him. Instead of pushing me away and acting surprised, he hugged me back. Then we both began to strip our clothes, without words. Just animal instinct.
We were both naked, I eyed his body over and noticed his sanghieli "pride" between his legs. It had a knot. I gently caressed the brand on his chest, filled with lust and desire and he nibbled on my breasts with his mandibles. They tickled. He said to me "Marry me Jane." and I looked up into his eyes. They were loving. "Yes...I want to be with you forever! Please....dominate this human!"He grinned at me and He then laid me on his bed, and gently spread my legs. I threw my arms around his back and gripped his shoulderblades as he thrust into me. His girth was incredible and his reach was far. I moaned and tensed up, he stopped. He looked down at me and said
"were it so easy"
Then he thrust the rest of the way into me, I felt the bulging knot barely pass through my lips. I cried out loudly, with passion. I told him how much I loved him , and to take me away on the great journey. His mandibles shifted in what appeared to be a grin. He pulled out, almost to the tip, and thrust back in. I reached up and kissed the mouth inside his mandibles, they raked gently against my cheeks. I felt his long digits graps my buttocks and squeeze. It tickled, and I moaned. I loved him so much. I was in heaven.
Thel growled and picked up the pace, thrusting inside of me again and again and again. He grabbed a hold of my arms and then pinned them down, growling as he gave it to me. I felt the all too familiar feeling of impending climax, and so did he. I heard of and felt him grunting more and more, and I screamed as my body was ravaged by the most white hot orgasm I ever felt. My toes curled, I thought I was going to pass out as he shot his seed into my depths. I could feel it overflow and gush out the sides of my sex. Here I was thinking that the war was over. But now I had been totally dominated by a handsome elite. I loved it. I wanted to have his babies.
____________________
A few months later, I found out I was pregnant. I didn't think it was possible! I did not have any relations with any men! Well, no human men at least. I told thel that the child may be his. We were both very happy and very excited. Perhaps a half-human half-elite child would help unify our race! But more than that, he was ours. The child would be the product of our love.
The day finally came and I was rushed to the hospital. Both sanghieli surgeons and human surgeons helped deliver our baby. It was painful, but I was now a mother. SO pushed, and soon I heard a strange crying/wheezing sound. The nurses gasped, their faces twisted with horror. They handed me my baby. He was beautiful. He had blond hair, like me and he had his father's mandibles. One of his eyes was blue, and one of them was yellow with an elliptical pupil.
I held him in my arms and showed him to thel. He looked at me and told me he loved me. But then.... our child exploded. The ddifferent genetic chemicals reacted to eachother when they were exposed to air, causing an internal expansion. I cried, and thel set his and on my shoulder and said
"were it so easy jane. " Then he cried with me.
Literally get infected by the Shaping Sickness.
unfortunately, I can't find a story related to that. Will this work?
http://halo.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55943404&postRepeater1-p=1#55943540
stop
6189
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:46:06 PM »
We came to hear you beg, we weren't disappointed.
6190
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:41:31 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
DEATH TO THE FORERUNNERS
Aw, but I am the nice monitor who helps visitors.
You are no forerunner, you will not share in their demise
6191
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:39:49 PM »
For the glory of the Arbiter!
DEATH TO THE FORERUNNERS
6192
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:13:20 PM »
Sword of sanghelios
If I wasn't warned that'd be my title in Anarchy ;_____; 
6193
« on: October 31, 2015, 08:10:30 PM »
i got a rock.
6194
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:23:39 PM »
dinos are extinct, silly
Space dinos never die
6195
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:05:03 PM »
I'm thinking we should
6196
« on: October 31, 2015, 07:00:24 PM »
I also lucked out. It's raining heavily here.
Rained lightly around 5:30, it's finally stopped so now it's just wet :/
6197
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:34:28 PM »
Funny shit right here
Spoiler One of the Elites fell in love with Sarah Palmer Say what
6198
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:31:18 PM »
The person who trained me got arrested for stealing.
Most people who trained me inevitably quit or got fired while I was there
6199
« on: October 31, 2015, 04:29:00 PM »
Instead of the title being Halo 6, the next game will probably be "Halo 5: [something something]"
6200
« on: October 31, 2015, 01:27:58 PM »
Anyways, here are my thoughts. Just beat the game like 10 minutes ago so wait a bit for the full, coherent review.
This game fucking sucked.
I'm not trying to hate on the game, but goddamn, it is bad. Not over(under?)selling it, it's probably the worst Halo to date so far.
Fan-fiction story, poor voice acting, TERRIBLE dialogue, uninteresting and generic characters, and boring level design all just leave a taste of disgust and want for something a little more substantial.
Nothing even happens over the course of this game. It's like Spartan Ops -- go here, shoot this, listen to dialogue. Repeat. Blue team's missions were a bit better, but Osiris missions were GOD AWFUL.
Probably didn't help that, from what I've heard, the story was written by the guy who did Spartan Ops for 4. <.<
I mean, I wanted Spartan Ops Season 2...but not like this.
EDIT: Fun Fact: Spartan Thorne was supposed to be on Osiris, but 343 threw him into the trash bin for Buck.
Why would the writer of SPARTAN OPS, NOT HALO 4, be the writer? Good grief.
6201
« on: October 31, 2015, 01:11:39 PM »
I hardly ever notice any posts that have received likes now
Yea... there seems to have been a drop.
or
I'm just not noticing them cause the # of likes is so small.
yeah way too small
6202
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:38:21 AM »
Lock X-Foils in attack position 
6203
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:34:36 AM »
Zonda be teaching that hoe a lesson
(Too bad he sucks dick at MK8)
*looks at Smash Bros tourney* :^)
6204
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:32:56 AM »
Red Lobster standing by.
YOUR RESTAURANT SUCKS
6205
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:32:29 AM »
I hardly ever notice any posts that have received likes now
6206
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:23:21 AM »
fight me fgt
But I don't fight little girls tbh fam
ur dumd :^)
6207
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:17:44 AM »
How about I penetrate your anus u little shit
fight me fgt
6208
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:17:22 AM »
RED LEADER STANDING BY 
6209
« on: October 31, 2015, 02:11:07 AM »
EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
6210
« on: October 31, 2015, 01:48:44 AM »
uhhhhh
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