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The Flood / Re: Type budweiser into your phone. Let it autocorrect it
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:44:07 PM »
there are better ways to come out to us
No u

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Gaming / Re: Series that need to die
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:43:32 PM »
Mario MAY kinda die off once the voice actor for Mario and many of the other characters: Charles Martinet, dies.

He's getting up there in age
Why? He's just a VA, nothing else. As sucky as his death would be, he's easily replaceable.
Gotta find the perfect ones

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Gaming / Re: Series that need to die
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:42:53 PM »
They're not making anymore last I checked.

And Kojima kept saying "it's da rast one, I promisssu"
what a great sendoff




"its like reach all over again!"
um

reach was objectively the best halo

so

i'm right

and you're wrong

which means I win

gg no re
Halo 4 was objectively the best Halo. It set the benchmark for modern FPS gaming.



huehuehue

but seriously though, Halo 4 was better than Reach.
um you see

I could agree with you, but then I'd have to kill myself.
Read what i said above munchkin

mp was trash

sp was gud
um you see

mp was trash

sp was shite
Mr. Psy, I see you prefer mediocre stories like 3 and bland stories like Reach.
3 had the best story
Reach had the best campaign
objectively.

which means i'm right and you are WRONG
>thinks that Halo 3, while enjoyable, had the best story
>that reach had the best campaign

get the fuk outta here, visitor.
Um, they did.

Halo 3 had the Covenant as a mission. That was hands down the most fun mission in any halo game ever. Two. Scarabs.

Reach had the best story narrative, the slow demise of your squad whilst you try to save the planet ;-;7 RIP remember reach never 5get.
One mission does not save it from a shitty plot full of holes.

While it had a good narrative (that butchered previously established lore), it had bland characters, bland settings and annoying squad AI.
I don't see any plotholes in the story.
You land on earth after halo 2, you link up with the friendly elites and shoot your way to the main base for the humans. You then help the humans on earth whilst the covvies dig up the keyship, which opens the portal to the ark. You go to the ark, stop them making more halo rings and the flood arrive to fuck shit up. You beat them all, escape but get cut off by the explosions/portal and go to sleep.
>how the fuck did high charity fit through the portal
>why didn't truth take any humans through the portal even though he needed humans to activate halo
>why did the humans follow truth even though they knew he needed humans to activate halo
>why did master chief opt to venture into the flood hive alone despite being shit scared of the flood
>why was arbiter's character completely sidelined despite being present in all the game's major events
>why was miranda keyes so fucking retarded the entire game especially that part where she crashes a pelican alone into the citadel to stop truth rather than just using the pelican's gun to shoot everyone in there sacrificing johnson
>why does the first half of halo 3 not even have a plot
>http://images.rapgenius.com/af05d8e7b5e8f2b82c740e1a038efef5.336x248x317.gif
>because they already went through it
>to make sure he didn't have a backup plan to activate it
>halo. doesn't. afraid. of. anything.
>he wasn't, he killed truth
>to save johnson, that's what friends do
>it does, you clean up on earth to try and stop the covenant from finding what they are looking for - you don't do it in time though
>343i had to actually come out and clear up that plot hole
>truth went in before the unsc did
>he doesn't. humans are needed and the unsc knows this.
>may i direct your attention to The Flood and First Strike
>literally his only important scene in the game
>she could have done it in a less retarded way. she's meant to be jacob keyes' daughter for christ's sake
>"cleaning up" can hardly be considered a plot
>it is though, you kill the aliens invading earth so they don't find the keyship
except the thing is they already had the keyship. it was the portal they wanted to find but they already knew the location of it. all you do in the first half is shoot covies and blow up an AA gun, nothing of merit happens within those first few missions
Oh, same shit different name.

It's been years since I played it anyhoo.

So weren't you taking out the AA gun so the UNSC could try and mac round the shit out of the ship or something?
The idea is to destroy the dreadnaught, but they don't.
Once you kill it tons of UNSC ships come blasting at the forerunner ship, that AA gun would have had a time

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Gaming / Re: Series that need to die
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:41:00 PM »
Wait are we arguing about Halo 3's story quality?

I actually liked it

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Gaming / Re: Series that need to die
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:37:50 PM »
Mario MAY kinda die off once the voice actor for Mario and many of the other characters: Charles Martinet, dies.

He's getting up there in age

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:36:13 PM »
i skimmed a lot but it seems like he didnt talk about multiplayer at all.

weird, to ignore the flagship game mode in a 40 minute review.

He talked about it for almost half of the review, especially the REQ system.
i didnt see or hear anything relating to the maps, weapon sandbox, or gametypes.

he covered both of these
barely. not like his opinions on multiplayer would be valid anyway

still covered them
again.. like 2 minutes worth in a 40 minute review doesnt really count.
"It's in the review but it doesn't count"

Logic

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys like me?
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:35:22 PM »
The thread title is something Deci would make

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The Flood / Type budweiser into your phone. Let it autocorrect it
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:34:30 PM »
Post results:

Bud Weiner

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The Flood / Re: Do you like your name?
« on: November 03, 2015, 05:20:09 PM »
Sometimes I wish my name was more masculine than neutral, would have saved me some childhood trouble

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Tournament #3 GAME ON!!
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:41:17 PM »
everyday until you like it

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:38:48 PM »
i skimmed a lot but it seems like he didnt talk about multiplayer at all.

weird, to ignore the flagship game mode in a 40 minute review.

He talked about it for almost half of the review, especially the REQ system.
i didnt see or hear anything relating to the maps, weapon sandbox, or gametypes.

he covered both of these
barely. not like his opinions on multiplayer would be valid anyway

still covered them

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The Flood / Re: WE'RE ALL STARS NOW
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:36:58 PM »
THANKS CONAN

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Serious / Re: Describe your religious views in a sentence or less.
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:35:39 PM »
Love people, and do not convince people of God but let them find Him themselves.

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:31:14 PM »
in fact, just stand next to Halsey in Halo 5 and look at how huge Spartan IV are in comparison to normal people

but they are in their suits >.>

doesn't that give them a bit of a height boost?

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The Flood / Re: Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:30:10 PM »
1
This is why no one loves you, not even your second dad.

you turned on him so fucking quick, glorious

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Gaming / Re: I DID IT!!!!!
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:28:11 PM »
OP is so excited about this haha

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The Flood / Re: So long, Floodians
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:27:21 PM »
Can I skip my test in an hour too?

Can you?


I can, but I think I'll do good :'(

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The Flood / Re: So long, Floodians
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:19:29 PM »
Can I skip my test in an hour too?

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 03:19:06 PM »
i skimmed a lot but it seems like he didnt talk about multiplayer at all.

weird, to ignore the flagship game mode in a 40 minute review.

He talked about it for almost half of the review, especially the REQ system.
i didnt see or hear anything relating to the maps, weapon sandbox, or gametypes.

he covered both of these

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just kill me


Wantt to teach your kids patience? Give them a chupa chup.

I started using knives on those at a very young age, I'm pretty good at not cutting myself, now.

.___.

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The Flood / Re: Luke Skywalker spotted in The Force Awakens trailer
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:57:20 PM »
some of those actually looked legit

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The Flood / Re: Why is being a joke considered a bad thing?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:54:12 PM »
There's funny funny.

And then there's sad funny.

Sad funny isn't funny.

funny "haha"


or funny "weird"


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should have sexed her up

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys like me?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:48:59 PM »
Sometimes I get the feeling some of you don't like me :(

you would be correct

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The Flood / Re: Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:48:31 PM »
69


WE DID IT


YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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The Flood / Re: New Star Trek series to premier January 2017
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:47:58 PM »
I only liked the Original Series and The Next Generation, I'll probably skip this

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:45:08 PM »
But still, how would a spartan IV beat a spartan II, I didn't need a boss fight because I know that Master Chief will kick Lockes ass.

S4s and S2s are mostly equals. Hence why the gameplay stays consistent regardless of which team you're playing on.

I mean, the fight ended in a near draw between the two. Locke literally had a pistol locked on Chief.

Even if the canon somehow details how wrong I am, the entire game leads you to believe that these two protagonists are on even grounds.
Nah, they're pretty much equal minus the experience and training the S2's have. Even still, S2's have gotten eviscerated before through being unlucky or outplayed. Chief and the rest of Blue team got taken down by Insurrectionists and kept prisoner until one of them that broke off before the ambush came back to save them.

Big difference is that Spartan II's are crazy strong out of the suit as well, Spartan IV's well the suit IS their power.

Spartan IVs are augmented too. To a slightly lesser degree but hey are augmented.

Yeah they are augmented but like you said, to a lesser degree. That's why I said Spartan II's are super humans out of the suit, while Spartan IV's get their power from the suit. They won't beat a Spartan II if they aren't in their suit.

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Gaming / Re: A new review coming in from Angry Joe, for Halo 5.
« on: November 03, 2015, 02:37:17 AM »
But still, how would a spartan IV beat a spartan II, I didn't need a boss fight because I know that Master Chief will kick Lockes ass.

S4s and S2s are mostly equals. Hence why the gameplay stays consistent regardless of which team you're playing on.

I mean, the fight ended in a near draw between the two. Locke literally had a pistol locked on Chief.

Even if the canon somehow details how wrong I am, the entire game leads you to believe that these two protagonists are on even grounds.
Nah, they're pretty much equal minus the experience and training the S2's have. Even still, S2's have gotten eviscerated before through being unlucky or outplayed. Chief and the rest of Blue team got taken down by Insurrectionists and kept prisoner until one of them that broke off before the ambush came back to save them.

Big difference is that Spartan II's are crazy strong out of the suit as well, Spartan IV's well the suit IS their power.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: November 03, 2015, 02:04:29 AM »
Lol indeed. I'm thinking of getting Fallout 4, it might help cheer me up just because I can put plenty of time into it.
It won't.

I don't know why you still haven't realized your life is extremely empty and you keep trying to fill it with material things as if it will magically make you feel better.
This. I've met people who have tried to make themselves feel whole with drugs, alcohol, friends, money, sex, and so on. It doesn't work, at the best you get temporary happiness and build yourself up to fall again.

And atheists, this is where God comes in :^)
Or...like, you know...hobbies, friends/family and healthy social outlets.

I thought those were listed.....



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The Flood / Re: Just got Married AMA
« on: November 03, 2015, 02:02:35 AM »
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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