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5551
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:04:25 AM »
Is it in yet?
nice and tight
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
5552
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:03:00 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey
cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
ming = blown
Yep i am full of good advices
also lightly stretch your body it feels good and helps your muscles relax
you'll be asleep before you know it 
oh
are you asleep fam
yes I am
5553
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:43:18 PM »
I don't think we will be for awhile.
people switched their emblems back on here
5554
« on: November 16, 2015, 11:42:20 PM »
S: Halo 3
Halo 2
A: Halo 3: ODST
Halo CE
B: Halo: Reach
Halo 5 (here instead of group C because of the multiplayer)
C: Halo 4
5555
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:55:38 PM »
Oh
5556
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:34:58 PM »
Super bored
5557
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:28:09 PM »
Why are you so homophobic, Batch?
You know, normally people who really hate gays are either gay themselves or a bible humper.
he's totally gay
yeah I mean, why else would he fantasize about old guy dick to the point where he forced himself to puke to not feel so bad about it
dude, EXACTLY!
5558
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:25:44 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
maybe if you weren't constantly stirring the ship in the wrong direction in your sleep, then we'd actually make it to the goddamn shore
We don't need land, we've got the bounties of the ocean.
well sure but we've been out at sea for months and at this rate with our rations, we'll need to grill the cumslut
We'll just eat our boots
5559
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:25:18 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
HOIST THE SAILS
You don't get to give the commands, here.
Now show me that rudder of yours, boy; I'm full-masted.
This behavior is unbecoming of a first mate/co-commander/whatever you are
5560
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:21:19 PM »
Why are you so homophobic, Batch?
You know, normally people who really hate gays are either gay themselves or a bible humper.
he's totally gay
5561
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:19:16 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
HOIST THE SAILS
You don't get to give the commands, here.
5562
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:15:50 PM »
I wasn't aware
5563
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:15:14 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
well yeah but he's my cumslut
Nigga, he's the forum bicycle.
uh, yeah, thanks to me
I helped
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
alright alright, you're second in command then
*Co-commander
simmer down there junior
Nigga, I ain't no junior naval officer, I helped build this ship, then I got her out of the port, sure you tell her where to go, but you'd be nothing without your helmsman guiding her rudder.
true as that may be, you best remember who your captain is
a ship is nothing without her captain
I could mutiny and be the new captain.
lad, you couldn't pilot this ship even if the winds were on a perfect course
Do you even know what a helmsman is?
yes, and I'm always having to correct your path
Maybe you wouldn't need to correct my course so often if you could read a nautical chart.
lad, it's because you're asleep at the ship's wheel every time I see you
You can't read a map because I'm asleep, that speaks volumes about your competence as a navigator.
HOIST THE SAILS
5564
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:11:08 PM »
Hey Nuka
Am I your best friend?
oh
uh
I see how it is.
No cake for you
>:C
no wait
baby please
Too late.
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
Not as pretty, though
>.>
wait no back off bitch he's mine
I don't know if you know this, but...
He's kind of a cumslut.
BULLSHIT
5565
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:08:59 PM »
I'm goign to go give it to Rocket, at least he appreciates me for who I am.
what the fuck Not as pretty, though
yep, my feelings are now hurt
5566
« on: November 16, 2015, 10:04:05 PM »
You mean that one boring dude? Meh, they come they go. You seem to have an odd infatuation with that guy.
I do. Only cause hes a quality member.
I don't think you know what quality is
5567
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:52:01 PM »
wow okay I see how it is
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*pulls you over*
*huffs*
If I wasn't important to you the first time why should I care about you now?
Baby please...
*slides my arm around your shoulder*
hmph
*rolls eyes*
*leans in and nuzzles gently into your neck*
damn you're such a slut
you mother must be proud
My mother hates me
Well that explains everything, doesn't it?
It really does
5568
« on: November 16, 2015, 08:20:30 PM »
1) Send them to Fukushima
2) that's it
5569
« on: November 16, 2015, 08:16:53 PM »
5570
« on: November 16, 2015, 08:09:23 PM »
5571
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:21:12 PM »
things like this shouldn't be discussed
What are you going to do about it? Spank them?
no I am going to kill them
5572
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:15:58 PM »
things like this shouldn't be discussed
5573
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:15:13 PM »
if you're bored in Skyrim, you're a boring fucking person
DAMN
5574
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:04:58 PM »
what the hell is this cuteness? 
5575
« on: November 16, 2015, 07:00:05 PM »
Hello I am the director of the new zelda game for the Wii U and I would like to put this song in the new game, would this be okay?
5576
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:58:15 PM »
OP this aint facebook or blog.org.
>sep7ablog
I like the sound of that.
stealing it
steal it only if you intend to kill it
5577
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:57:12 PM »
No sorry for confusing you, my friend Ben told me that they were movies when I asked him, I will have to get payback on him fucking idiot
5578
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:54:09 PM »
Standing outside a circle of girls awkwardly isn't "being with them"
yo completely serious question, have you ever even seen a vagina in real life
5579
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:43:08 PM »
Have you tried reporting it before you make a thread over here about it?
5580
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:35:49 PM »
I was going to ask "what is wrong with your avatar" but then I remembered.....
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