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The Flood / Re: Give me a good reason not to Nuke Syria?
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:53:59 AM »
Radioactive fumes would be blown by the winds towards Europe creating nuclear fallout over allied territories.

Why is is hard for people to know this? ^

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:50:56 AM »
She doesn't want to see me again. I feel awful. This is not what I wanted


5463
The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:40:01 PM »
Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?
I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

I can shoot a gun. I'm also good at tracking, if that helps.

Does this mean I'm in?
You'll kinda stick out from the rest of us, but sure!

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The Flood / Re: Some of you Imperials are alright
« on: November 18, 2015, 09:39:15 PM »
Don't go to Endor tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND CHALLY
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:15:36 PM »
This is the picture they use when you look up "real ass nigga" in the dictionary.
Stop
Don't be jealous of him
I was talking about you

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Gaming / Re: battlefront is getting piss reviews
« on: November 18, 2015, 08:13:08 PM »
This is what happens when you let a shit company like EA handle great games.

Battlefront was never great.

It's always been a poor mans battlefield with a Star Wars gimmick.
As someone who never paid attention to battlefield until Bad Company 2, Battlefront was great.

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The Flood / Re: When do I lose Newbie Status?
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:20:54 PM »

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:20:23 PM »
Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

Well, I'm kinda the only Velociraptor alive, so space-faring race can't really happen.

Can't I just join you guys or something?
I don't see why not. Can you shoot a gun?

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The Flood / Re: GUYS I FOUND CHALLY
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:03:49 PM »
This is the picture they use when you look up "real ass nigga" in the dictionary.
Stop

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The Flood / Re: Well, I am finally divorced
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:21:34 PM »
She passed on a ton of credit card debt. But oh well, life moves on.
They can do that?!
The women can



















plz no kill

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:02:32 PM »
>CTF
>2-1
>flag carrier sits in their base gloating when he has a perfect opportunity to win the game for us
>he waits so long they get an opportunity to push back
>we all die
>they score 2 flags and win the game

I forgot just how fucking retarded the Halo community is.
Can't expect people to know how to play such a complicated gametype as CTF for a few months

5472
The Flood / Re: Why are you
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:00:59 PM »
Add the word "bitch" to any sentence.

"Im going to walmart bitch"

"It's a boy.......bitch"

"You have herpes, bitch"

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The Flood / Re: Anyone else feel this way?
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:59:40 PM »
What the hell took him so long?

And yeah, its p gay. But memes in general are p gay as well. Maybe it puts things into perspective. When my dad says "I tip my euphoric fedora to you kind sir", I kind of realize how not funny the le fedora meme is.
It depends on who is saying it I suppose.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I am finally divorced
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:54:10 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers
The middle one is for MY EX WIFE THAT BITCH DAMN IT SHE STOLE MY TONKA TRUCKS AND THE DOG ;_______;

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The Flood / Re: I got into old rap songs from the 90s
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:52:59 PM »
It only took 3 replies for Desty to remind us why he is easily our worst poster

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:48:06 PM »
Yeah, maps are ew

Games are fun.

Nobody likes Longbow!
Welcome to forge maps

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:46:41 PM »
Quote from: RomanGladiator link=topic=44402.m :-[msg1013931#msg1013931 date=1447503646
YouTube

YouTube


Look at these themes that were explored in Halo 5


wait
I really think the script must have went through some changes. I wanted to see a Guardian cause total destruction to a city, have the Infinity crash land on Meridian. Civilians die, Locke finds Chief, fights him, but he escapes on the Guardian. Everyone thinks Chief is a traitor for activating it, which he really didn't because it was Cortana. But then that really doesn't work because we know Cortana's back from the beginning...so many things the game could have done better. I loved those trailers.
I'm thinking that as well. Every build up we got for Halo 5 was just pointless due to the game not in corroborating any of it. There's that trailer of the MC walking in the desert and he comes across that guardian. Due to him wearing the cloak he most likely wore it as camouflage to stay hiding. When it comes to the game he was not hiding from anybody at all and instead of being on the run he's just finding Cortana.

For the those two point of view trailers there wasn't a level where we came across the Chief like that and there was no real conflict at all between the two. In the Locke trailer you can tell he has something against the guy and wants to make him pay for whatever he thought he did. When it comes to the game there is no hate for the guy and there's no real reason at first why him and his team were looking for John. The whole AWOL thing was a dumb reason for us to track him down. There should have been a stronger reason than that to put the events into motion.

I haven't listened to Hunt The Truth but from what I read the game treats it like it never happened and I an tell in the game it has nothing to do with it.

Hunt The Truth wasn't even conceived until February this year (And it was originally a five part series to air over the course of one week). By that point, the game was in late development, so it's hardly fair to criticism the game for not mentioning events which hadn't been thought of when it was written.
It's perfectly fair to criticize the game for it when it's another misleading build up for it. Since it has nothing to do with the game then it should have not been created in the first place. It's complete bullshit releasing something like that to build up hype that isn't there.


You do know that it was another company that did HTT than 343, right? They were told as much about Halo 5 as we were.

Even so, I guess we should also condemn Halo 2 and Halo 3 for their marketing campaigns which had little to do with the plots of the games themselves. Because Bungie didn't do Believe or ilovebees, either.
One trailer not being in a game is fine, and expected. Making every trailer for a game misleading is just stupid.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:45:26 PM »
YouTube

YouTube


Look at these themes that were explored in Halo 5


wait
I really think the script must have went through some changes. I wanted to see a Guardian cause total destruction to a city, have the Infinity crash land on Meridian. Civilians die, Locke finds Chief, fights him, but he escapes on the Guardian. Everyone thinks Chief is a traitor for activating it, which he really didn't because it was Cortana. But then that really doesn't work because we know Cortana's back from the beginning...so many things the game could have done better. I loved those trailers.
I'm thinking that as well. Every build up we got for Halo 5 was just pointless due to the game not in corroborating any of it. There's that trailer of the MC walking in the desert and he comes across that guardian. Due to him wearing the cloak he most likely wore it as camouflage to stay hiding. When it comes to the game he was not hiding from anybody at all and instead of being on the run he's just finding Cortana.

For the those two point of view trailers there wasn't a level where we came across the Chief like that and there was no real conflict at all between the two. In the Locke trailer you can tell he has something against the guy and wants to make him pay for whatever he thought he did. When it comes to the game there is no hate for the guy and there's no real reason at first why him and his team were looking for John. The whole AWOL thing was a dumb reason for us to track him down. There should have been a stronger reason than that to put the events into motion.

I haven't listened to Hunt The Truth but from what I read the game treats it like it never happened and I an tell in the game it has nothing to do with it.

Hunt The Truth wasn't ecen concieved until february this year (And it was originally a five part series to air over the course of one week). By that point, the game was in late development, so it's hardly fair to criticise the game for not mentioning events which hadn't been thought of when it was written.
HuntTheTruth followed the theme the advertisements set. So if the game did the same, it would have been relevant simply because everything went together.

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The Flood / Re: Well, I am finally divorced
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:25:56 PM »
Yay?

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:15:33 PM »
Guys I just shot the janitor )._____.)
Which one?
Jimmy kept offering me this buy 2 rooms get 1 free deal.....I'M ONE PERSON.

WHY WOULD I NEED 3 ROOMS? So I shot him.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:14:39 PM »
Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

I've gotta find some way to entertain myself. I mean give me a break, I've been dead for millions of years.
Just advance into a space-faring race and things will be way better

I mean....look at me!

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The Flood / Anyone else feel this way?
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:10:04 PM »
Whenever your family  discovers a meme, it becomes ruined?

My brother found out about "deez nuts" 2 days ago.......and it's all I've heard from him.

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The Flood / Re: Pro-lifers be like...
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:08:36 PM »
No, no they arent

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 05:04:12 PM »
Guys I just shot the janitor )._____.)

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Gaming / Re: battlefront is getting piss reviews
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:53:01 PM »
When will you cocks stop listening to critics and judge the games yourselves

So.......buy the game knowing that most people say it is lacking a lot of content, just so we can figure that same fact out ourselves?

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The Flood / Re: Why are you
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:50:39 PM »

I'll make you my bitch, you bitch
Fight me bitch
dont call me a bitch if you can't back up yo shit bitch. Well come on then, bitch, we'll settle it in the fucking streets.

Bitch.

I'm the juggernaut bitch

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The Flood / Re: This thread is an elevator
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:49:11 PM »
Dinos I swear......

*waits for the elevator to eventually stop on the 5th floor then paces back and forth through the hallway*

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:37:51 PM »
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS THREAD OH MY GAHHHHHH GAYS BURN IN HELL LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: Sexual Roleplay Thread
« on: November 18, 2015, 04:36:26 PM »
Tfw internet went down and I can't finish projects. I'm so stressed, can you help me unwind?

Sure
What do you need darling?

*nuzzles*
I feel tense, can you rub me and work the stress out of my body?



Nigga Imma roll that fuckin' stress right outta your body.
But that's murder : O

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