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The Flood / Re: Has a girl ever wanted you to use a toy on her
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:01:52 PM »
Unless you've got a microdick or you're shit in bed why would a women opt you use a toy on her instead of your penis, mouth, fingers?????
probably because your dick doesn't vibrate

Evolution will get us there
well, vibrating cock rings are a thing

what the fuck
I'm in a school library so just google it

no

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The Flood / Re: Has a girl ever wanted you to use a toy on her
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:58:55 PM »
Unless you've got a microdick or you're shit in bed why would a women opt you use a toy on her instead of your penis, mouth, fingers?????
probably because your dick doesn't vibrate

Evolution will get us there
well, vibrating cock rings are a thing

what the fuck

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The Flood / Re: Has a girl ever wanted you to use a toy on her
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:57:45 PM »
Unless you've got a microdick or you're shit in bed why would a women opt you use a toy on her instead of your penis, mouth, fingers?????
probably because your dick doesn't vibrate

Evolution will get us there

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The Flood / Re: Look at who I pulled up next to
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:52:34 PM »

That's Dwayne Wade from the Miami Heat

Did you really need to clarify that?
Some people don't know.

Do they live under a rock?
No, it's just that not everyone knows everyone.

Dudes been a superstar for the past 10 years. No excuse.
Not everyone pays attention to sports.

Hes famous. Its like not knowing who Lebron is. Its not like Dwade is just on ESPN. Hes everywhere.
I don't think you are understanding. Not every person you encounter will know all of the same famous people you do.

Make more sense?

SPORTS

I actually know who that is to be fair.

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The Flood / Re: I could shatter the jaw of everyone here boi
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:40:31 PM »
I don't think you quite understand. I can bench 110kg for 5 and deadlift 220kg for 5. I have passed a point where my mind and body don't even register weights less than 20kg. In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.
I am getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym. I am starting to fear my own strength.
When you post copypastas it's weird.

Don't do it again or I'm telling dad.

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The Flood / Re: Look at who I pulled up next to
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:39:09 PM »

That's Dwayne Wade from the Miami Heat

Did you really need to clarify that?
Some people don't know.

Do they live under a rock?
No, it's just that not everyone knows everyone.

Dudes been a superstar for the past 10 years. No excuse.
Not everyone pays attention to sports.

Hes famous. Its like not knowing who Lebron is. Its not like Dwade is just on ESPN. Hes everywhere.
I don't think you are understanding. Not every person you encounter will know all of the same famous people you do.

Make more sense?

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The Flood / Re: BMX legend Dave Mirra dies at 41
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:36:36 PM »
I played his video game on the ps2, wow that sucks

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The Flood / Re: Has a girl ever wanted you to use a toy on her
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:36:00 PM »
umm nothing about toys but she's said before that she wants my fingers inside her... as well as myself...  :-[
Aren't you both like 13?

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The Flood / Re: If I was dying right now
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:34:46 PM »
The Muslims did it

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The Flood / Re: Post nice things said about you ITT
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:10:56 PM »
I've been told I look like many actors, most of which I don't really see. Also told I look like Shaggy here (that one I can see).

Told I'm talented regarding music, smash bros, and I'm a nice guy.

I like your jacket.
Same to you. I've got a black one but trying to change it up a little

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 04, 2016, 05:49:07 PM »
People are dying a ton as Bayonetta, apparently her recovery isn't that good


Well her recovery doesn't end at the first jump.

You can double jump and perform the recovery again, which I guess does make for a viable recovery.
Ok, I figured it sucked because they are dying more from bad recovery attempts than anything. It'll be interesting seeing that recovery being used to its fullest potential.


Lol.


You thought her recovery was all-out Little Mac-tier/Dr. Mario-tier?
People were playing that bad despite having 2 recoveries so.....yeah.

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The Flood / Re: You guys love me right?
« on: February 04, 2016, 03:18:45 PM »
you're just a retarded christfag
Wow I'm so glad that is my only defining trait to you, britshit

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 04, 2016, 03:13:46 PM »
People are dying a ton as Bayonetta, apparently her recovery isn't that good


Well her recovery doesn't end at the first jump.

You can double jump and perform the recovery again, which I guess does make for a viable recovery.
Ok, I figured it sucked because they are dying more from bad recovery attempts than anything. It'll be interesting seeing that recovery being used to its fullest potential.

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The Flood / Re: Post nice things said about you ITT
« on: February 04, 2016, 03:10:03 PM »
I've been told I look like many actors, most of which I don't really see. Also told I look like Shaggy here (that one I can see).

Told I'm talented regarding music, smash bros, and I'm a nice guy.


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I could see it happening. Considering how many deaths there were.

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Gaming / Re: Got Mass Effect 2
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:23:50 PM »
If you want Wrex in ME2 you better import

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The Flood / Re: Which Cartoon Character do people identify you as?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:19:31 PM »


Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser.

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The Flood / Re: Which Cartoon Character do people identify you as?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:15:16 PM »
Literally me


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The Flood / Re: Which Cartoon Character do people identify you as?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:11:54 PM »


me irl

The kid with the ball? Damn life must be great.

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The Flood / Re: IRL Roman is a suave debonaire gentleman
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:11:10 PM »
haha yeah, and i've never consumed an intoxicating substance or stepped outside of my house

But you haven't

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The Flood / Re: I could shatter the jaw of everyone here boi
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:10:25 PM »
We'd probably become bros so I don't expect us to ever fight

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Go ahead, mock me. But it wasn't Stewie who was laughing at me.

IT WAS GOD


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The Flood / Re: do u like 2 have fun??
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:25:54 AM »
I do like 2 have fun, yes

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:21:18 AM »
oh



Captain Falcon would definitely be that guy

Spoiler




Spoiler


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The Flood / Re: You guys love me right?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:08:31 AM »
Rocket, mail me your panties.

I don't have any and shipping is too expensive.

You go commando?

How lewd.

No I wear boxers

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The Flood / Re: You guys love me right?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:08:09 AM »

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The Flood / Re: what did you get for christmas
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:07:25 AM »
The electric guitar I still use on a weekly basis, along with an amplifier.

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The Flood / Re: You guys love me right?
« on: February 04, 2016, 02:06:05 AM »
Rocket, mail me your panties.

I don't have any and shipping is too expensive.

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If after a while nothing really happens or things go bad I tend to just move on. Otherwise I'm basically wasting my time chasing someone I know doesn't want to be with me.

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