Quote from: RC5908 on September 08, 2014, 04:05:48 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 08, 2014, 04:05:26 PM

what life

any life

oh

well

it's okay 10/10 - IGN

>.>
<.<

lolno

The cop probably shot that black guy when the camera was off. Racist pigs.

>implying
>assuming

just stop.

Quote from: Embyle5908 on September 08, 2014, 03:36:27 PM

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Quote from: Embyle5908 on September 08, 2014, 03:34:34 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on September 08, 2014, 03:32:57 PM

WTF is going on?!?

we're just as confused as you

we were not supposed to fuse twice

this is not going according to plan

kill yourself

you queers wanna go

yes

but preferably to the gay bar

I'm backed up on invites, sorry.

Your funny mate

Rest in peace sir.
This is not the end for you, it's just the beginning.

Cancer

I'm just going to leave this here for you guys to play with.
*drops

*leaves thread for good

Quote from: Rocketman287 on September 08, 2014, 02:16:20 PM

Spoiler

Found this gem on Yahoo Answers
Not a greentext story, but its amazing.

Do you think i need anger management (Funny story )? 


 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

 A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

 When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 I wrote his number down with the word 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

 Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up.

 When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too.

 I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

 I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

 I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

 He said, "Yes?"

 I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!"

 Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

 Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

 Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?"
 I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd

 in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

 Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

 Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

 Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
 now I feel MUCH better

 Anger management REALLY DOES WORK!

This isn't green text

Read the 2nd line from the top please.
Thank you.

Quote from: Rocketman287 on September 08, 2014, 02:35:11 PM

Until OP and Meta develop ability to debate properly and actually read posts,
I will not discuss this matter.

I can debate properly. Yeah, I get hotheaded and can be opinionated, but I'm one of the most tolerant people you'll find in terms of differing beliefs and attitudes.

My main concern is that I see no reason to believe in any sort of deity (although deism, to an extent, is mildly justifiable), which you're welcome to challenge me on, but it only becomes a problem if your beliefs are being used to step on people's toes or, especially, if they're being used to legislate.

I don't really know what you're talking about though, since I haven't debated - or even responded to - anybody's posts in this thread.

I'm referring to our locked thread yesterday.

Quote from: Septy on September 08, 2014, 02:23:21 PM

How were the graphics

they're pretty good as long as he has his glasses on

What a terrible way to die LOL

Found this gem on Yahoo Answers
Not a greentext story, but its amazing.

Do you think i need anger management (Funny story )? 


 When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

 A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

 When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 I wrote his number down with the word 'a**hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

 Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an a**hole!" It always cheered me up.

 When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'a**hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an a**hole!" and hung up.

 One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW a**hole, too.

 I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

 I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

 I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

 He said, "Yes?"

 I said, "Don, you're an a**hole!"

 Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

 Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

 Then I came up with an idea. I called a**hole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an a**hole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?"
 I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd

 in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.

 Then I called Asshole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, asshole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***," I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

 Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

 Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.
 now I feel MUCH better

 Anger management REALLY DOES WORK!

I like Americanized Mexican food.

*pats on shoulder
You sure you don't wanna talk about it?

YES!!!!
BEST.
GIF.
EVER.

I've seen EVERY Ace Ventura gif except for that one lol