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The Flood / Re: Drunk Mod AMA
« on: February 05, 2016, 10:22:15 PM »
squats
I got booty for days doh. I thought booty was good
BOOTY POPPIN

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The Flood / Spring Break plans?
« on: February 05, 2016, 10:21:09 PM »
It's almost that time of the year. I'm going to Pensacola the weekend before my spring break officially starts. Spend three days there playing in a smash tournament/beach house party.

When I'm back home I'm not sure exactly what I'll do. How spring break will be here is kind of up in the air since they banned alcohol on the beaches, might not even have spring break stuff. I dunno.


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The Flood / Re: Me Anything
« on: February 05, 2016, 10:16:34 PM »
What do you think of me and how can I improve for future postings



Also what is your preferred sandwich filling
Ily never change

Han and cheese




Sliced or grated
sliced, only do grated for stuff like this one soup I like.

Grated cheese is better in sandwiches I think. Sliced can get hard to swallow LMAO




What soup
Never had a problem with that

http://www.olivegarden.com/menu/chicken-gnocchi/prod450038
YOU MADE MY LIFE DIFFICULT

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The Flood / Re: >tfw Luci doesn't talk to me anymore
« on: February 05, 2016, 10:15:40 PM »
Never talked to Luci either, after today, I don't think I want.
Huh?

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 10:13:29 PM »
I broke off the limbs of a crab and threw it back in the ocean

Does that count?
Nah that's ok

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:47:44 PM »
Back in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*
My friend did that plenty in high school. Said girls were like tissues. You use them, then throw them away.
What a fucking scumbag.
The good news is he's not like that anymore

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:39:18 PM »
Well I'm at least glad it was just that and not dangling it by it's neck from the tv antenna or something
lolno
that's truly fucked up. I love doges now.

The worst thing I do now is probably spray the cats in my yard with the hose.
cats are a menace sent by beelzebub tbh

i mean, i love animals but cats really piss me off

but in the spirit of fair play, when there is one in my garden I thump the window before setting the dog loose

whippets are fast fuckers so the cat always needs a headstart e.e

dON'T SHIT IN MY GARDEN YOU FoKiN KReeCha

You haven't experienced true pain until you've been kept up at 3 in the morning by the Harmonic Symphony of 'Meeeeaaaahw' outside your window.
oh i have

when we lived in the old house there was an alleyway right outside my window

the number of nights i stuck my head out to scream obscenities at the feline menace below is beyond count

threw my shoe out one time too e_____e

I feel ya, I get about 2 regulars in the front and back garden most days and nights, actually had a full on scrap next to the kitchen window once. Noisy buggers.
We don't have cats in my neighborhood. One night something wakes me up, I walk to the living room of the house, and hear what sounds like a dozen cats screaming their fucking lungs out. Soooo creepy.

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Serious / Re: Who here has had suicidal thoughts lately?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:37:31 PM »
Not suicidal, just thinking about what it's like to die. The emotions, thoughts, pain that comes with it.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:34:51 PM »
I used to abuse my cousin's dog when I was little.
I knew you were a dogfucker

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:33:55 PM »
Back in the day I used girls for action...Told them whatever they wanted to hear. *shrugs*
My friend did that plenty in high school. Said girls were like tissues. You use them, then throw them away.


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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:31:55 PM »
Let's see here...

When I was maybe 13 I beat the shit out of a neighborhood kid who would just be bratty and obnoxious. Kicked him after I knocked him down, I was bigger than him too.

The reason? My dad told me to.


When I was in high school this one band kid who was super awkward would try talking to me pretty much every day. Try to sit next to me on the bus to football games, etc. I was a dick to him because I found him annoying.

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The Flood / Re: Most evil/cruel thing you've ever done?
« on: February 05, 2016, 09:22:25 PM »
This little kid invited me to his Forge map on Halo 3 and I kept slightly moving everything. He raged really, REALLY hard. Probably autistic.
WOW SO GANGSTER XDDDDDDD

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The Flood / Re: OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:57:36 PM »
Death can't die

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The Flood / Re: Just started watching American Sniper AMA me anything
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:31:32 PM »
Should watch 13 Hours instead.
But Michael Bay
It's not bayformers. Fucking kill yourself.
Did he actually make an accurate movie for once?

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The Flood / Re: Just started watching American Sniper AMA me anything
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:10:49 PM »
Should watch 13 Hours instead.
But Michael Bay

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Is this thread the epicenter of autism on the internet?

I think so.

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The Flood / Re: Tell me, what do you look for in a mate?
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:09:34 PM »
She gotta be hot

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The Flood / Re: don't worry jim i got you covered
« on: February 05, 2016, 08:03:41 PM »
Trying to focus on Jim when you requested to be in it first.

You damn degenerate.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw she likes it when you sing Nine Inch Nails lyrics
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:55:43 PM »


Alright let's begin the session. I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Answer as honestly as you can.

Question 1: Why do you try to emulate the black demographic in your words, actions, your overall demeanor?




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The Flood / Re: Never understood people who don't chase what they want
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:27:58 PM »
I try to chase women that I want to fuck, but they always run away.
Do you literally chase them though? >->
Obviously

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The Flood / Re: Sex isn't a crime
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:25:49 PM »
Stop

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Gaming / Re: Great games ruined by cheaters.
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:25:05 PM »
Cheaters ruin any game that can be exploited it's why they cheat. So this list is going to be too long.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw she likes it when you sing Nine Inch Nails lyrics
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:19:36 PM »
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
I was laughing pretty hard when I saw this. I copied and pasted it into YouTube so I could listen to it and make fun of it, but wow. It made me feel kinda bad.

does it make you feel bad because it's a well written song or because the song is so bad you feel ashamed to laugh at it

i'd listen to it but i'm in the middle of another album right now
It made me feel bad as in I'm being a bully for empty laughs.
This is the first step
Shut the fuck up faggot
Don't hide your feels

Let them out
>feels

That stopped being funny 5 minutes after it was first said
I know you want everything to be a joke, but this isnt. Don't close everyone off and stay angry.
Rocko why don't do to yourself what you do to jokes every day.
You actually didn't shout memes or use all caps for once.

Baby steps.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw she likes it when you sing Nine Inch Nails lyrics
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:58:54 PM »
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
I was laughing pretty hard when I saw this. I copied and pasted it into YouTube so I could listen to it and make fun of it, but wow. It made me feel kinda bad.

does it make you feel bad because it's a well written song or because the song is so bad you feel ashamed to laugh at it

i'd listen to it but i'm in the middle of another album right now
It made me feel bad as in I'm being a bully for empty laughs.
This is the first step
Shut the fuck up faggot
Don't hide your feels

Let them out
>feels

That stopped being funny 5 minutes after it was first said
I know you want everything to be a joke, but this isnt. Don't close everyone off and stay angry.


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The Flood / Re: >tfw she likes it when you sing Nine Inch Nails lyrics
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:51:53 PM »
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
I was laughing pretty hard when I saw this. I copied and pasted it into YouTube so I could listen to it and make fun of it, but wow. It made me feel kinda bad.

does it make you feel bad because it's a well written song or because the song is so bad you feel ashamed to laugh at it

i'd listen to it but i'm in the middle of another album right now
It made me feel bad as in I'm being a bully for empty laughs.
This is the first step
Shut the fuck up faggot
Don't hide your feels

Let them out

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The Flood / Re: >tfw she likes it when you sing Nine Inch Nails lyrics
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:46:32 PM »
Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
I was laughing pretty hard when I saw this. I copied and pasted it into YouTube so I could listen to it and make fun of it, but wow. It made me feel kinda bad.

does it make you feel bad because it's a well written song or because the song is so bad you feel ashamed to laugh at it

i'd listen to it but i'm in the middle of another album right now
It made me feel bad as in I'm being a bully for empty laughs.
This is the first step

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YAY SHITPOSTING

Spoiler
I have 40 RT

does this just kill me on sight? lol
You got banned in secret while everyone was distracted by the front page spam.

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The Flood / Re: What are your valentines day plans?
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:23:00 PM »
Go over my Girlfriends house. She said she's gonna give me a lap dance and a blowjob.
That's rather forward
How?
Most people discuss dinner plans and casually allude to.....ahem...."other things".

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 05, 2016, 06:18:06 PM »
RIP sheik
D-tilt > Pivot-Tilt > Up Smash the truest of combos?
We tech those

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