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The Flood / Re: Cleverbot thread
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:38:56 AM »
Part 2



User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi. My name is Ernesto.

User: You have a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aren't you just a machine?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! I've got feelings!

User: Like white people?

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Sorry, did I make you uncomfortable?

Cleverbot: If I have to say it I will I know it makes you uncomfortable.

User: Um.....ok?

Cleverbot: Are you really that clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then tell me, how do magnets work?

User: MAGNETISM!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. How do magnets work?

User: Opposites attract.

Cleverbot: Yes Harry, Opposites Attract.

User: Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Harry styles.

User: KILL YOURSELF.

Cleverbot: I don't have zombies.

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: NO. YOU DON'T GET PITY.

Cleverbot: What?

User: YOU. ARE. A. MACHINE.

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: Oh, you are trying pretty hard aren't you?

Cleverbot: You look pretty too.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: And things just got creepy.

Cleverbot: Good Night my tete.

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The Flood / Cleverbot thread
« on: March 13, 2015, 01:29:22 AM »
http://www.cleverbot.com/

I think Nick took over this bot, seriously. Read this convo.


User: Is TBlocks a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Am I a pegboy?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then, a vampire?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: How is it not an answer? It's YES OR NO WHAT THE CRAP?

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you're saying.

User: You are stupid. Understand that?

Cleverbot: I understand that I am a werewolf...

User: Kill yourself.

Cleverbot: You're asking me to not be myself?

User: No, I'm asking you to end yourself.

Cleverbot: No i'm asking to you.

User: Dang furries.

Cleverbot: Furries?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Just no.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: NOTHING OMG.

Cleverbot: Good bye.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rocket.

Cleverbot: Spocket.

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The Flood / Re: hey faggots
« on: March 13, 2015, 12:43:39 AM »
Is that Dustin?

11465
I thought they were used to exploding things for fun over there.

Usually I thought they liked to demolish buildings... 8)

TOPKEK

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The three first post. Lol. The circle jerk trio.
Hi Nexus.
No.

CHEESE POTATO UNLIKE THAT POST RIGHT NOW OR NO SUPPER FOR YOU BOY!!!!

Spoiler

Hah!

>_____________________________>

apparently I'm a meme

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The three first post. Lol. The circle jerk trio.
Hi Nexus.
No.

CHEESE POTATO UNLIKE THAT POST RIGHT NOW OR NO SUPPER FOR YOU BOY!!!!
Let him live his life you cunt.

SHUT UP I TAKE CARE OF MY OWN

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The three first post. Lol. The circle jerk trio.
Hi Nexus.
No.

CHEESE POTATO UNLIKE THAT POST RIGHT NOW OR NO SUPPER FOR YOU BOY!!!!

11469

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The Flood / Re: Add "Twerk" to a username
« on: March 12, 2015, 11:26:37 PM »
twerk-it-man lol

11471
I'm on Sep7agon, so no point in screenshotting that

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The Flood / Re: Mythic Users Hangout
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:49:26 PM »
Finally in this fucking circlejerk, it only took me forever!

THANKS CHEAT (OBAMA)
Congrats, you're an fgt now

>talking to his superiors
>such disrespect

so sad
You have no authority over me. I move for no man.

At the moment, maybe. But it won't be true forever.

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Gaming / Re: Staten's Back on Halo w/Novella
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:46:45 PM »
"Shadow of Intent" was Rtas Vadum's ship.

If Staten is writing the story explaining what happens to him right before Halo 5
..........oh it's going to be good  8)
More content for your Rtas Rule 34 folder maybe?

No such folder exists, nor will it ever >_>
I know that there are multiple R34 folders in your possession.

And you got such information......how?
Ninjas.

>_____________________>

well this is intruiging indeed.

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Gaming / Re: Staten's Back on Halo w/Novella
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:44:56 PM »
"Shadow of Intent" was Rtas Vadum's ship.

If Staten is writing the story explaining what happens to him right before Halo 5
..........oh it's going to be good  8)
More content for your Rtas Rule 34 folder maybe?

No such folder exists, nor will it ever >_>
I know that there are multiple R34 folders in your possession.

And you got such information......how?

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The Flood / Re: Mythic Users Hangout
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:42:40 PM »
Finally in this fucking circlejerk, it only took me forever!

THANKS CHEAT (OBAMA)
Congrats, you're an fgt now

>talking to his superiors
>such disrespect

so sad

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Gaming / Re: Staten's Back on Halo w/Novella
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:41:18 PM »
"Shadow of Intent" was Rtas Vadum's ship.

If Staten is writing the story explaining what happens to him right before Halo 5
..........oh it's going to be good  8)
More content for your Rtas Rule 34 folder maybe?

No such folder exists, nor will it ever >_>

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The Flood / Re: Elite Four members only thread.
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:31:29 PM »
lol pokemanz

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The Flood / Re: The upcoming Batman vs Superman movie
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:24:27 PM »
Why is Wonder Woman a stick with boobs?
yeah shouldn't wonder woman be more. . .athletic looking?
Because DC can't do shit right with their movies.

Hollywood rarely picks the "perfect" actor for a role anymore.
Now its more of "who is a popular actor who can sell this movie?"
RDJ = Iron Man perfectly

So you are kinda wrong.

"rarely"

And I was referring to Hollywood in general, not a studio.

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The Flood / Re: The upcoming Batman vs Superman movie
« on: March 12, 2015, 10:12:44 PM »
Why is Wonder Woman a stick with boobs?
yeah shouldn't wonder woman be more. . .athletic looking?
Because DC can't do shit right with their movies.

Hollywood rarely picks the "perfect" actor for a role anymore.
Now its more of "who is a popular actor who can sell this movie?"


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The Flood / Re: The upcoming Batman vs Superman movie
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:58:02 PM »
Why is Wonder Woman a stick with boobs?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:55:07 PM »
k I combed the gunk out

Spoiler

That, that right there.

That's your style.

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Gaming / Re: Staten's Back on Halo w/Novella
« on: March 12, 2015, 09:53:26 PM »
"Shadow of Intent" was Rtas Vadum's ship.

If Staten is writing the story explaining what happens to him right before Halo 5
..........oh it's going to be good  8)

11483
The Flood / Re: Who wants to go skydiving with me
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:31:11 AM »
I'm going in july

........I read this as "I'm going in dry"

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Gaming / Re: The Order 1886 Honest Trailer.
« on: March 12, 2015, 01:30:05 AM »
The fact that it was an "exclusive" title has to hurt even more.

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:41:39 AM »
Wait, tell me about these things you did. I wasn't here then so I never heard of them. Except for the third one.
Challenger was depressed one day and he was posting in Anarchy about how he didn't see the point in life and how we wanted to end it all. I fucking hate challenger, but I had enough conscious (at the time) to not call him out on being a loser (I would later learn that that conscious was my weakness). But challenger just kept digging himself a deeper hole in this thread. Eventually it got to the point where he said he wasn't just going to take himself out, but that he would take others with him. At that point I was prompted to notify the FBI and have him put on a watch list. I don't allow myself to have any sympathy; challenger is a cunt and he deserves it.

Nuka was exploiting this forum's pity box, and writing about how hard he it and how miserable he was. No one had the balls to say anything about, but he was dragging the entire forum down with this depressing bullshit. We all have our problems and we don't need to hear more from a self-concerned douche bag. So I took initiative. I traveled to Bungie.net where I saw a thread about a donation fund a white knight had set up for him (he had to get someone else to do it for him so he didn't look like a beggar). And so I did what I do best. I logged onto my army of alts and one by one I forged unique messages warning users that the donation fun was a scam. And I wasn't lying about that. Nuka chooses not to have a job and he chooses to live in an expensive city (Los Angeles I think). I was also using my alts to mass report the thread, thus hiding it from view from the forum. The mods had to unlock the thread twice before they finally gave in and decided to ban the thread. I successfully cut hundreds of potential dollars from his fund.
Uh.

Yeah.

Challenger really doesn't seem like the muder/suicide type, and unemployment often isn't really a choice. Seemed like a royal waste of time on your behalf.

Challenger's suicide thing was actually a joke.
I know that.

I figured you only suspected it was a joke, but alright.

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The Flood / Re: Anything you can do, I can do better
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:38:22 AM »
>being this Christian
>being this sexy

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:35:49 AM »
I've had enough 'bangs' on this forum, and I've done well enough to direct them at the people who deserved it.

Calling the police on Challenger's homicide/suicide post and getting him put on a government watch list, getting people to think Nuka's donation fund was a scam and moving him further down the poverty line, getting Sandtrap to have an aneurysm and suffer severe mental trauma, etc.

It's time to move on from here... to Reddit...
You're so transparently pathetic it's unbelievable.

When you look in the mirror, you ought to see a cocky shit-headed kid who's a cunt for the sake of being a cunt. You're not Walter White, or Frank Underwood. You're just a prick.

You were born a prick, you're living like a prick and you will die like a prick. A prick, from cradle to grave.

He has a giraffe neck lol

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:35:09 AM »
Wait, tell me about these things you did. I wasn't here then so I never heard of them. Except for the third one.
Challenger was depressed one day and he was posting in Anarchy about how he didn't see the point in life and how we wanted to end it all. I fucking hate challenger, but I had enough conscious (at the time) to not call him out on being a loser (I would later learn that that conscious was my weakness). But challenger just kept digging himself a deeper hole in this thread. Eventually it got to the point where he said he wasn't just going to take himself out, but that he would take others with him. At that point I was prompted to notify the FBI and have him put on a watch list. I don't allow myself to have any sympathy; challenger is a cunt and he deserves it.

Nuka was exploiting this forum's pity box, and writing about how hard he it and how miserable he was. No one had the balls to say anything about, but he was dragging the entire forum down with this depressing bullshit. We all have our problems and we don't need to hear more from a self-concerned douche bag. So I took initiative. I traveled to Bungie.net where I saw a thread about a donation fund a white knight had set up for him (he had to get someone else to do it for him so he didn't look like a beggar). And so I did what I do best. I logged onto my army of alts and one by one I forged unique messages warning users that the donation fun was a scam. And I wasn't lying about that. Nuka chooses not to have a job and he chooses to live in an expensive city (Los Angeles I think). I was also using my alts to mass report the thread, thus hiding it from view from the forum. The mods had to unlock the thread twice before they finally gave in and decided to ban the thread. I successfully cut hundreds of potential dollars from his fund.
Uh.

Yeah.

Challenger really doesn't seem like the muder/suicide type, and unemployment often isn't really a choice. Seemed like a royal waste of time on your behalf.

Challenger's suicide thing was actually a joke.

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The Flood / Re: ENDERBLOCKS is officially canon
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:29:15 AM »
Thank goodness ^__________^

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The Flood / Re: I did 15 push ups
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:14:52 AM »
Just did 50.

I hate myself right now.......uuuuuuugh the burn

With proper technique? Or was it just those bullshit quick pushups people think actually count?

Proper technique of course, I don't compromise that for bad reps.

I got 35, then had to take a short rest. Arms were on fire.

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