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11311
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:58:03 AM »
"God fake"
Did you actually think of these two words randomly, or did you just type the 2 edgiest words you could think of?
11312
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:57:08 AM »
board meet plank 
11313
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:56:21 AM »
"if you want to idc" ok I'll just post this 
11314
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:49:40 AM »
ama me anything
ama = ask me anything
"ask me anything me anything"
yep you're drunk.
11315
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:45:40 AM »
It looks like "Dank memes" win yet again.
I think your future is looking very bright
11316
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:45:17 AM »
11317
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:29:40 AM »
Congratulations, that is now your name!!!!!
11318
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:46:57 PM »
Fuuuark it was romantic as fuq
I started talking to this pretty girl in the summer of my sophomore year, so I was 15 or 16 I think. We would hang out at summerschool and then ride our longboards around town getting ice cream and going to the park and chit. I was pretty inexperienced with women then, a little kiss here or there but nothing past that. It also turns out this girl, who I thought was pure innocent virgin incarnate, was a big hoe.
So we were at a park laying down on our backs and suddenly she climbs on to me sort of like cowgirl, i'm freaking the fuck out trying to make sure my raging boner doesn't touch her so she won't get freaked out(lmaooo) and we kiss for the first time and she moans to me stuff like "pull me closer" and "grab me harder", I was trying so hard not to touch her with my dick so I didn't get scared or something hahahaha.I end up touching and suckin her teddies and fingering her, fuuuuuark one of the top 5 memories of my life just because of how awkward and new all of it was to me
all of this......in a public park?
11319
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:35:23 PM »
You guys haven't gotten the update yet?
I kind of want a couple of those...
Kill yourself, weeb.
You should make the HQ board banner, and have it say "Stay out Rocketman, you're not a mod" in bright red lettering
I can't see HQ, why would i do that?
I can't either........crap good point :/
11320
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:26:05 PM »
You guys haven't gotten the update yet?
I kind of want a couple of those...
Kill yourself, weeb.
You should make the HQ board banner, and have it say "Stay out Rocketman, you're not a mod" in bright red lettering
11321
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:20:58 PM »
I'd put a NSFW tag in the thread title just to be safe.
11322
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:38:11 PM »
dogs live in the present
always
there is no past, there is no future
only food, smell, sound, and shit
AND DUG!
are you in the holy land?
nope sorry
11323
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:36:41 PM »
dogs live in the present
always
there is no past, there is no future
only food, smell, sound, and shit
Okay.. but what I'm trying to say is.. What if everything the animal perceives is moving slower and that's why it can catch the ball.
If things are seen to move slower, you have more time to respond to a quick situation, that is what I'm trying to say.
Then my dog must have been retarded :/ But yeah I get what you're saying. Interesting concept.
11324
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:34:15 PM »
ERMAGERD NO WAY!!!!!!!!!
11325
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:33:43 PM »
I'm no longer [insert edgiest response]
11326
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:32:55 PM »
dogs live in the present
always
there is no past, there is no future
only food, smell, sound, and shit
Okay.. but what I'm trying to say is.. What if everything the animal perceives is moving slower and that's why it can catch the ball.
11327
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:31:30 PM »
dogs live in the present
always
there is no past, there is no future
only food, smell, sound, and shit
AND DUG!
11328
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:29:55 PM »
How about no.
You asked him if it was in?
Captain jack, have you had the secks?
11329
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:28:51 PM »
Considering the fact he's a repeat offender, he should get slapped harder for doing it again.
11330
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:17:31 PM »
I watched this dirty TV show once.
Spoiler It was really dirty. Spoiler It was called "Mud" I bet there was some penetration involved.
My eyes penetrated the screen, cuz it was dirty :/
11331
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:17:01 PM »
If I lost a family member in action, and I was pissed off enough to want vengeance.
11332
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:15:19 PM »
I watched this dirty TV show once. Spoiler It was really dirty. Spoiler It was called "Mud"
11333
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:11:54 PM »
Nah the fact they are in the same resort is unrelated. They are still separate businesses.
This reply triggers me.
um..........bad memories?
Nah I was just posting that :^)
shhh shhh its ok. The stores can't get you anymore.
11334
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:09:28 PM »
We're deleting staff positions a lot now >.>
But congrats LC!
11335
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:07:28 PM »
Nah the fact they are in the same resort is unrelated. They are still separate businesses.
This reply triggers me.
um..........bad memories?
11336
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:49:18 PM »
Nah the fact they are in the same resort is unrelated. They are still separate businesses.
11337
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:45:15 PM »
blarg?
11338
« on: March 18, 2015, 07:34:09 PM »
someone wants a lite-ban :^)
>isn't a mod
>never said I was going to be the one who bans him
11339
« on: March 18, 2015, 03:31:13 AM »
Who is the upset mod who keeps deleting my posts that break no rules?
You're spamming. Spam is against the rules.
lol mad cuz rekt
Wow what a circlejerk
11340
« on: March 17, 2015, 09:32:23 PM »
You can't be CIS Scum, you weigh less than 300 pounds.
Found him. Short and round. Rolls to his next destination.
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