>waiting for break in traffic to leave parking lot
>dude walks up
>hey man got money for the trolley? I've been walking for like 5 miles
>gives 8 dollars
>"hail hydra"
>what?
>drives off

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 08, 2015, 02:14:27 AM

Quote from: Dr. Freud on April 08, 2015, 01:03:01 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 07, 2015, 01:41:01 AM

Freud, how do you do Professor?

Smoke weed erry day while being white and in a suit.

One Word

Spoiler

underwhelming

Fuck you punk ass bitch! Do you have a degree in psychology? No!
And guess what, I don't either, BECAUSE I MOTHERFUCKING INVENTED THE FIELD!
DON'T GIVE ME NO SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SUBTLETIES AND NUANCES OF ACADEMIA, YOU GODDAMNED SCALIE MOTHERFUCKER!

What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Sep7agon.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.

update: oh wait I'm not a mod lol

I made an account last September but never use it.

I love the avatar! It's adorable

YOU

FUCKING

FAGGOT

lol

Quote from: Azumarill on April 10, 2015, 05:47:57 PM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on April 10, 2015, 05:43:13 PM

Quote from: PSU on April 10, 2015, 05:38:56 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 10, 2015, 05:36:28 PM

Quote from: PSU on April 10, 2015, 05:33:57 PM

Not a troll.

Stay in your vehicle. Do what the police tell you. If you're arrested because you know you have warrants, don't fight it.

99.99999% of the time if you follow my simple guidelines, you won't be injured or killed.

i agree. "obey or die."

what a damn shame.

dude shit the fuck up. You'd be the first pussy to pick up the phone and dial 911 when you're caught in a bind. Stop acting like police are terrible people.

LOL, he essentially just summed up your argument and you're upset about it.

Quote from: the boat ECKS two on April 10, 2015, 05:25:28 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 10, 2015, 05:23:11 PM

Quote from: the boat ECKS two on April 10, 2015, 05:19:16 PM

PSU has one point though, at the end of it all, he'd be alive if he didn't run.

woulda coulda shoulda... id imagine its hard to think that way in that situation. hed just been tased, he was in the process of being arrested, and he probably wasnt the brightest bulb in the first place. he went into panic mode and lost his life because of a trigger happy pig. no one should be summarily executed like this.

He wouldn't have been tazed if he hadn't left the vehicle though.

One thing that bothers me:  If he was tazed, why didn't the officer just cuff him right then and there?

i wonder about that too. its a shame that we dont get to see what happened immediately before the guy broke free of the taser.

Unless that guy was a secret beefcake, I don't see how he could have broken free.  That shit is supposed to lock up your muscles.

People in their 90's have been tazed and not flinched. It's just one of those freak things that happens.
And this guy was running scared, so his adrenaline probably kept that tazer from doing much damage.

plz don't go ;____;

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 10, 2015, 01:24:58 PM

Deci threads share a common theme. Can you guess what it is?

Physical violence and passive aggressiveness?

Deci threads share a common theme. Can you guess what it is?

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 09, 2015, 11:32:43 PM

yeah sure

I do not like you

Then I'm doing thing correctly

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 09, 2015, 11:37:37 PM

Like.........your real story?

I'd prefer that over the gimmick you use. Being completely serious here.

So I can't talk about how I single handedly fended off the black devil along with my white associates in 1865? Damn

I want to know "YOU".

Not an image, not a mask you wear, not an act.
I want to know the true you.

If you are willing to share that. If not, feel free to tell an entertaining story I suppose.

I see a ban in your future

dang it napalm.....

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 08, 2015, 10:34:47 PM

All of them, 1 page at a time

Why not one page at a time in reverse order?

Well if you do them all at once, you'll have the ultimate crossover story!!!
In reverse.......a really messed up Benjamin Button?

Disappointment