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The Flood / Re: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
« on: September 07, 2017, 06:54:11 AM »
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(~Tsu◕‿◕) sshintō rokettoman no kōmon (~tsu◕‿◕) ~tsu

(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate rocketman's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ

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The Flood / Re: So did any of you enjoy Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
« on: September 07, 2017, 04:58:23 AM »
Completely off topic, would The Breakfast Club be worth watching? 

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: September 07, 2017, 04:52:11 AM »
I liked how the whole point of the Cortana rampancy story arc in 4 was all for nothing. But 343 are good story tellers, after all, that's what the apologists say.
Don't forget about John being more of a character rather than him being a walking brick like what he was in Bungie's Halo's. Every story aspect of Halo 4 ended up being for nothing due to the way 343 handled the story after that game.  The Didact was killed off in a comic and he wasn't mentioned once in Halo 5 nor was the composer, the Halo ring we seen in Halo 4 was nothing more than a background image, the guy we played as in Spartan OPS was supposed to be on Locke's generic and boring team which didn't happen and the elite villain from Spartan OPS ended up being killed off withing the start of Halo 5.

Halo 4 may as well be fan fiction due to every story aspect of it being forgotten or changed and Halo 5 being the start of this so called trilogy. For some odd reason 343 basically rebooted the trilogy with Halo 5 and it shows badly. You could literally remove Halo 4 from the trilogy and nothing would change due to how pointless that game is now story wise.   

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The Flood / Re: What makes this forum unique
« on: September 06, 2017, 05:02:57 AM »
this place would be better with less threads and more replies per thread tbh
In other words remove the create a topic function for Second Class?

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The Flood / Re: Hurricane Irma Thread.
« on: September 05, 2017, 08:33:07 PM »
My aunt is going to weather it out.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting a custom licence plate.
« on: September 05, 2017, 08:32:25 PM »
e21net

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The Flood / Re: Blade Runner 2049
« on: September 04, 2017, 06:10:01 AM »
I still haven't seen the original.

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New Coke > any other Coke flavor.

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Gaming / Re: Mad Max. The first TRUE cult hit of current gen.
« on: September 03, 2017, 07:52:55 AM »
I just wish ammo, fuel, water and food were much harder to find. Starting out the game did feel like the movies but once you leave Chums ship the supplies were incredibly easy to find.

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Gaming / Re: EDGE'S top 100 games list (2017 edition)
« on: September 01, 2017, 06:13:57 AM »
So where's Halo CE and Halo 2 at on that list? Halo CE was the main factor in what made the OG Xbox successful and I believe Halo 2 is what jump started Xbox Live or at least increased the subscriptions to a substantial amount. I think Halo CE and Halo 2 left a far larger impact in gaming than what Half Life 2 and The Last of Us left.

Then for GTA 5 I feel that game should be replaced with San Andreas. The story mode to that game is a lot funnier to play than GTA 4 and 5, the islands have a hell of a lot more to them for environment and that game is a lot more ambitious. By that compare Vice City to GTA 3 and then compare SA to Vice City. For the single player mode RockStar added a shit load of content to San Andreas which I don't think GTA 5 can top when we compare that game to GTA 4.

The only thing GTA 5 has going for it is its online and even that I find to be shit. GTA 4's was built around fun, GTA Online is built around a long grind which is trying to force micro transactions down the players throat. There isn't even a game mode where you can turn the cops off so you can dick around with your friends. 

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The Flood / Re: I survived Hurricane Harvey: AMA
« on: September 01, 2017, 05:32:09 AM »
how did johnson learn to drive the scarab so quickly?
It's the same plot hole with Keys flying that Covie drop ship. I doubt he seen the controls of one before so he shouldn't have known which control does what that fast. The moment he gets in the thing he somehow knew which whatever is the throttle and which whatever is for turning.

The Scarab is made of the same worms as hunters. So is Johnson's Johnson. He dropped drawers and merged his cock with it. In Halo 3, when he fired the main gun it was him cumming.
The one he controlled was the Halo 2 version which has controls to control it, not worms.

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The Flood / Re: I survived Hurricane Harvey: AMA
« on: August 31, 2017, 08:35:52 PM »
how did johnson learn to drive the scarab so quickly?
It's the same plot hole with Keys flying that Covie drop ship. I doubt he seen the controls of one before so he shouldn't have known which control does what that fast. The moment he gets in the thing he somehow knew which whatever is the throttle and which whatever is for turning.

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The Flood / Re: I survived Hurricane Harvey: AMA
« on: August 31, 2017, 08:31:23 PM »
Is there gold hidden in the village? Silver, gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Which of you village folk helped him? Where did he go? How many men did he have with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many were horsed? How are they armed? How many wounded? Where did they go, did you say?

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The Flood / Re: I survived Hurricane Harvey: AMA
« on: August 31, 2017, 08:29:11 PM »
How did the marine group in Halo CE get aboard the Truth and Reconciliation when it was three hundred meters above the ground? The Corps issues marines with rifles, not wings.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 31, 2017, 07:25:39 PM »
After replying the 343 level I realized that the video recording of the Marine group getting wiped out by the Flood is based off of the Marine group in Aliens. Both groups make their way through an empty structure and they reach their goal area which becomes their undoing.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 31, 2017, 05:05:22 AM »

Holy shit why does 343 insist on the carry frigates inside a bigger ship meme

SPACE IS A VACCUUM

THEY DON'T NEED TO BE ON THE INSIDE

ALL THAT MEANS IS THEY TAKE AGES TO DEPLOY WHEN YOU GET IN A FIGHT FOR NO GOOD REASON INSTEAD OF CONTRIBUTING TO DEFENSE BY STICKING IN THE FLEET

Jesus christ I fuckinh hate everything Infinity stands far. It fails to do anything well from a logical standpoint and has no fucking reason to exist. REEEEEEEEEEEE

BUNGiE was doing this already with Covenant Supercarriers, which is what Infinity is anyway. It also operates in atmosphere as we've seen multiple times. If they were on the outside they'd be more suceptable to attacks and in the case of Halo 4 when the ship crashed, they and nonevent onboard would have been turned to pankakes.
The CSO is also ridiculously stupid.

That aside, your argument is stupid. If they were attached via docking clamps on the outside you'd just need to sever the connection by quickly disconnecting it. Even then, that's such a ridiculously specific scenario that would never happen in normal circumstances that it's still a bullshit explanation.
But how would they get the crew effeiciently into an external ship in case of an emergency?
They would use the life boats like on TPoA and the frigates would be able to pick them up. Bacon is right about this, there wouldn't be enough time for the entire Infinity crew to board them and there wouldn't be enough time to deploy them all for a fight. When a force of Covie ships is pounding the Infinity all it takes is one lucky shot to hit in the area where the frigates are being deployed. That shot would disable the dropper and it could even result in one hell of a chain reaction if those ships go off.

The other thing to is that they would be extremely easy to be picked off when they're getting deployed. Only two at a time is being dropped, there's going to be a period of time for the next row to get in place and the frigates would have to have their engines off when their being dropped. So it's going to take them a little bit for them to get combat ready.

The best place for those ten frigates is to be around the infinity in an escort position. That way they would be able to pick up any lifeboats and they would already be assembled when a fight brakes out. It is pointless having ships like that for an extra defense when they're not even in space.

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The Flood / Re: What are the worst 'boos?
« on: August 30, 2017, 06:37:56 PM »
Jigaboos.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: August 30, 2017, 05:02:41 AM »
So the reason why the Covenant remnant's armor and equipment looks different now is because they're surplus. If that is the case then why aren't we seeing any Covies wearing armor from Halo's Reach, 1, 2 and 3 which are using equipment from those games as well? Wouldn't left over equipment from Halo 3 be far more numerous since they were made more recently than the equipment the Covies are using now? If I walk into a surplus store I'm going to find more equipment from a war like Vietnam than WW2 due to Nam being more recent. The same thing should be applying for Halo 4 and 5.

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The Flood / Re: why do I get flak for posting fun things
« on: August 30, 2017, 04:31:36 AM »
You just don't post stupid shit every day, you spam The Flood with several threads a day which are about stupid shit. None of your threads are fun, nor are they made to have a discussion in. Your topic posting is nothing more than some act for attention which is annoying. The day Verb made that thread about his account being nothing more then a product, you posted a dozen threads all because every user on this site was posting in his topic and ignoring you. You went from being a fun poster when this site launched to absolute shit.

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The Flood / Re: what are you drinking tonight
« on: August 29, 2017, 05:17:03 AM »

Are you gonna take us back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass?

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The Flood / Re: Games of Thrones Season 7 finale tonight
« on: August 29, 2017, 05:12:49 AM »
At least it was better than last episode.
What exactly is so dangerous about the army of the undead? A hand full of exhausted men managed to hold off thousands of them so an army of thousands should be able to hold off the entire White Walker army without a problem. They don't even have to worry about their comrades turning into wights since they have to be touched by a White Walker in order to join their army. 

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The Flood / Re: Games of Thrones Season 7 finale tonight
« on: August 29, 2017, 04:58:39 AM »
"You murdered our aunt."
LF: "I did it to protect you."

Damn, the must cunning and one of the most level headed characters in the show caves in at the very moment when something he doesn't expect happens. What happened to his made up story where Lysa committed suicide out of jealousy?
sansa was in the room when he pushed her
Doesn't matter, he told the Lords and the one Lady of the Vale the story he came up with which is going to spread to the other parts of the realm. A cleaver guy like Little Finger would have stayed to that story and he would have known he's screwed the moment he goes against it. He was completely out of character for that scene.

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The Flood / Re: Games of Thrones Season 7 finale tonight
« on: August 28, 2017, 05:15:56 AM »
I would not be surprised if they fuck up the Golden company.
They are. When Cersei told Jaime about them, he did not bring up the War of the Ninepenny Kings. As you know Maelys tried to invade Westeros with the Golden Company. It would be one thing if the war took place 100 years ago but it didn't, it was a few decades ago. You're still going to people who fought in that war which are going to be leading the company. Once they get a strong foot hold inside Westeros who knows what they would do at that point.

I'm thinking the Golden Company is just going to be some random merc company the show creators are going to throw in.

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The Flood / Re: Games of Thrones Season 7 finale tonight
« on: August 28, 2017, 05:02:43 AM »
"You murdered our aunt."
LF: "I did it to protect you."

Damn, the must cunning and one of the most level headed characters in the show caves in at the very moment when something he doesn't expect happens. What happened to his made up story where Lysa committed suicide out of jealousy?

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Gaming / Re: Half-Life 3 ending released (now deleted)
« on: August 27, 2017, 05:53:21 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Going to see my super duper Christian ex-gf
« on: August 27, 2017, 04:43:34 AM »
basically the goal is to be as gothic as possible for shock value
So you're going to do a live action reversal of the dinner scene from "Look Who's Back"? 

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The Flood / Re: Going to see my super duper Christian ex-gf
« on: August 27, 2017, 04:42:11 AM »
whos cuter me or snake
Snake, not only does he look human, but he has a look of confidence to him as well. You on the other hand look like you've seen shit "back in Nam" and you also look like you are recovering from starvation. Your eyes are too empty looking and your face is too skinny. You would look good in my eyes if you gained a few more pounds.

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