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The Flood / I have a question about tipping in Japan.
« on: October 22, 2014, 07:54:48 AM »
I know it's only appropriate to tip people for certain things and in a certain way. But would it be OK for me to tip my fedora to the m'ladies? I know it's not money involved, but it's still tipping so I was wondering.

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The Flood / So there's this cute girl in my dance class.
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:35:17 PM »
So in my dance class there's this new girl named Alexa. I started talking to her and I somewhat got to know her well. I like her, but I'm not sure she knows that I like her. I'm thinking about doing a dance just for her in front of the whole class just to tell her that. But is that a good idea? Should I possibly make an ass out of myself and even her and latter on in life look back on this as a possible disaster. Or should I simply get to know her more and simply ask her out without the chance of embarrassment? I'm not sure what to do. My fedora is tipping me towards the dance, but my common sense is telling me to simply ask her out.

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Jake could not wait any longer and neither could Finn...
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The Flood / Hey Flood. I thought of something funnier than 24.
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:46:48 AM »
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Women's rights.




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Gaming / Do any of you wanna have a Halo 4 group?
« on: October 16, 2014, 07:07:44 AM »
So basically if you want to play Halo 4 sometime leave your gamertag. Plox?

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The Flood / "A shitpost a day keeps Ebola away."
« on: October 15, 2014, 06:18:51 AM »

Is it working?

Edit: I am sorry Isara for making you puke your breakfast.

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The Flood / So Meta Cognition ended up dropping the soap.
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:43:02 PM »
Right now he's just standing there looking at it. Besides just wasting soap I noticed he hasn't washed behind his ears and even his body. Should I confront him about wasting soap which is something we don't do in here and is poor hygiene?

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The Flood / Has anybody black ever stole your car?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:47:42 PM »
And you're like this?
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Gaming / How do I get passed world 1-1 in Super Mario Bros?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:19:45 PM »
So whenever I move a little over 50ft Bowser either no scopes me(I think he's using an aim bot because there's no way he can do that all the way across the level.) or he noob tube's me. Then because he killed me so many times he kills me from an enemy air strike which leads to an enemy chopper and finally a tactical nuke nuke which ends the game. So is there anything I can do to stop getting rekt? 

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The Flood / I might have a grillfriend tommorw.
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:04:49 PM »
At work there is this grill that I find attractive so I started talking to her for the past few days. Tomorrow I'm going to put on mah big boy pants, look her straight in the eye and say "Please go out with me." Hopefully I'm not too much of a beta bitch where she turns me down...Or I end up in the freind zone. So tomorrow if I make a thread saying something like "Why are women such assholes" you know it didn't go well.

 Anyway what's some advice for asking out a grill or is there a better way to say this? "I know this is probably a little soon, but for Saturday or Sunday. Do you want to go see a movie or go to some place to get something to eat or some type of drink?"

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The Flood / How average or good is my internet connection?
« on: October 13, 2014, 07:30:07 AM »
Today for my provider I upgraded to their fastest speed(If it's asking for the zip then it's 16365.) so I was wondering how it is compared to what other people have not including that fiber stuff.
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*millions are dead and are affected by its psychic powers*

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The Flood / How did Bear Grylls manged to climb Mount Everest?
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:19:21 AM »
I was wondering because there's no motels up there. Did he hire a stuntman to climb it and photoshop his face on the guy?

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The Flood / Would I get flak for wearing this shirt?
« on: October 11, 2014, 06:52:53 AM »
The reason for me buying the shirt is because I'm not a Nazi or whatever they are called now. I simply think the skull looks cool. So I was wondering do you people think I would get flack for wearing a shirt that has the Death's Head on it? I know not everybody would know what that skull is from, but what about the people that do?


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The Flood / Should I change my avatar to this?
« on: October 10, 2014, 04:40:35 PM »

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So right now when you get temporary banned you can't post on any forum. To me that's a little harsh. My idea is that they are banned from all the regular forums, but they are allowed to post in a forum created just for them. For the name of it I thought of "Concentration" because that's were all the temp banned people are posting at. I know there's no way to block unbanned people from posting in it so it could be a rule stating that it's only for banned people. If you don't have the manpower to patrol that forum I volunteer to. I will make sure to do my best to put these banned people in line. If a single one gets out of hand then my name is not BerzerkCommando. You can call me Meyer. The only thing I ask for is a custom nameplate that has this image and this image in it. That way the people of that forum will fear me. They would know that I would show no mercy to their subhuman asses.

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Giant alien spiders are no joke people. I need help fast!

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The Flood / Where do babys come from?
« on: October 06, 2014, 07:54:47 PM »
Huh? huh? where!!!! i wanna know!!!!

PS: i like cheese

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Gaming / FTL: Am I a sadistic asshole for killing crew like this?
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:39:40 PM »
So whenever I have a weapon that causes fires withing a ship like that fire bomb. I always target the O2 system with it after some other systems are down.That way the crew of the ship is diverted away from those fires by fixing other things or there's less crew to handle it. I also do the same thing with normal weapons if I'm able to. There are times where I use the bomb all over the ship just to start fires to the point where they can't be put out to get to the systems. Sometimes I sit there for minutes watching and waiting for the crew to die from oxygen lose while their ship is at times burning up. I even had a ship with 4 boss ions just to keep the O2 system down. So am I a sadistic asshole for taking out a ship like that? I feel it's somewhat justified because I remember the things the AI did to me. I remember all those times where a giant alien spider killed one of my crew. Or the many times where I see my ship breaking apart and in my head I can hear my crews silent cries for help.

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Gaming / Aren't men treated worse in video games than women?
« on: September 23, 2014, 06:00:35 AM »
Those of you that don't know there's a femtard that's bitching about the treatment of women in video game. Their treatment is either being sexualized or having rules like Princess Peach in Mario. In reality though wouldn't men be the ones receiving the worse treatment due to how they are portrayed or their roles?

1: Usually males are either the head bad guys or make up most of the bosses in games.
-In Mario Bowser is male.
-In Metal Gear the majority of the bosses are male and so are the head bad guys.
-In the Elder Scrolls the majority of the bosses are males. The main bad guys are males.
-In Fallout the majority of the bosses are males. The main bad guys are males.
-In GTA every head bad guy and story enemy is male.
-In Halo every bad guy and boss is male.
-In Call of Duty and Battlefield every head bad guy is male. 

2: The majority of the enemies are males.
-In GTA every enemy AI or character is male.
-In Call of Duty every enemy is male.
-In Battlefield every enemy is male. 
-In Halo every enemy is male. The only exception might be drones if they fallow a bee colony structure which the only male is the king.   
-In Fallout and the Elder Scrolls the majority of the enemies are male. There are females in the bandit like groups, but the majority of them in it are males.
-In Last of Us every human enemy that you kill is male. You never encounter a female enemy withing a bandit group.
-In Max Payne all you do is gun down males in slow motion.

3: Males are usually portrayed worse than females. Lets look at GTA 5. Amanda is a slut, but Micheal is a bank robber and a killer. Franklin is an ex-gangbaner and a killer. Trevor is a complete psychopath and he eats people.So meanwhile there's Peach stuck in a castle there's Micheal robbing a bank while gunning down the cops that are trying to stop him.

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