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Gaming / Re: Skyrim playthrough
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:49:21 PM »
Goal: get all achievements
There's probably a mod for that.

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The Flood / Re: Baron Trump now stars in his own manga (漫画)
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:33:23 PM »
If only we invaded that country, but no, they had to surrender.

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The Flood / Parody song: Will The Real Sean Murray Please Speak Up?
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:29:57 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/5dkeqe/will_the_real_sean_murray_please_speak_up/

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
I repeat, will the real Sean Murray please speak up?
We're gonna have a problem here
 
Y'all act like you've never seen a game flop before
Jaws all on the floor like Will Wright when he thinks about Spore
It shoulda whooped the Sims' ass, but worse it just bored
It first was a chore, can't believe we fell for it (ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Sony execs said... Nothing, you idiots,
Sony's all dead, they're locked in Hello Games' basement
Fanboy gamers love No Man's Sky
"Chicka chicka chicka Sean Murray, I'm lovin' him, look at him
Talkin' around, promising who-knows-what, tweeting at you-know-who"
"Yeah but he's so new though"
Yeah I've probably got a couple of games I should have made first
But no worse than... actually ok this game does not work
Sometimes I wanna get on Twitter and just let loose
But I can't, but it's cool for me to code a flying moose
"My wings are on my hips, my wings are on my hips"
And if I'm lucky, you might not see this giant glitch
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a broken promise is
Of course they're gonna know what remorse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got their President now, don't they?
We ain't creating no mammals - well, some of us cannot code
We lied on our resumes and it really shows
But if we can't code in animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man could meet - nope
So if you feel like I lied, I've got the antidote,
Reddit wave your damn upvotes, sing the chorus and it goes
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Rockstar don't gotta lie on their trailers to sell games,
Well I do, we'll have planetary physics and a periodic table too
You think I give a damn about a lawsuit?
Half of you gamers already paid for it, now that's what I call loot
"But Sean, why did you lie, we thought we knew you?"
Why, I lied, nothing I said was true
So you can shit on me here next to Molyneux
But Duke Nukem Forever better switch me too
So I can take my place with Superman 64 as the worst
And hear everyone argue about who got their Steam refund first
Little bitches, put me on blast on Twitch.tv
"Yeah it's good, but it's only worth 10 bucks, hee-hee"
You can download a game update in EXE
And explore a whole world that's entirely fucking content-free (aagh!)
I'm sick of you little "explorers" your screen shots all annoy me
So I have been silent just to destroy you
And there's 18 quintillion planets just like this
That look like this, and just don't give a fuck like this
With rocks like this, and flat flying snakes like this
It's no Crysis, it plays like piss, I got rich quick
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cause I'm only promising things you dream about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to promise it in front of y'all
And I just get to be false and sugar coat it all
I just do an interview and spit it
And I totally like to admit it
That I just shitted better than 90% of the features out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these rumors like hot cakes
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going, when I slow down
I'll be the only person in the prison who will go down
Pinching inmates' asses while I'm promising a blow down
But I'm lying and pretty soon they'll know and it's a show down
In every studio there's a Sean Murray lurking
He could be working on Red Dead 2, promising the world to you
Or it's an indie dev, vulturing, Tweeting that "My game won't suck"
While his specs are down and his price is up
So will the real gamers please stand up
So I can put one of my fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be out of my mind and out of control
One more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
Where's Sean Murray, he quit in a hurry
If he doesn't tweet soon he'll feel Reddit's fury
So won't the real Sean Murray please speak up?
Please speak up? Please speak up?
 
Haha, I guess Sean screwed all of us
Fuck it, let's all speak up

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Except Trump is the person who's picking this people so he is still a problem.

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Gaming / Re: Fallout Pinball
« on: November 19, 2016, 04:12:53 AM »
I take it this pinball table is going to be filled with bugs and glitches and it's not going to be able to maintain a steady 30fps?

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They're running on the same engine since Morrowind. Eventually it's going to reach a limit in terms of what you can do with it. You can only pile so much on a foundation before it can't take anymore. CoD had the same effect, using the same engine since CoD 2.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/3z9gus/am_i_seriously_only_one_who_doesnt_actually_want/
This thread is just filled with ignorance. There's people in it who want Beth to continue using their outdated and buggy engine rather than upgrade to a new one, simply they think features will be lost. They are actually stupid enough to think that by upgrading to a new engine then that means those features in the current one won't be carried over.(Carried over as in Beth simply not programming the features they were using in the other games.)

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Would it make more sense to start out with a fuel depot in that zone in between Earth and the moon, then work towards asteroid mining for resources, then a moon base which is similar to the International Space Station, then branch out from there? 

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The Flood / Re: Apple shitting the bed....as usual
« on: November 17, 2016, 08:29:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 08:25:18 PM »
why compare yourself to some 40-year-old benjamin-button-looking motherfucker
I look better than you anyway.
not by any rational measure
Please, compared to me, you look like a serial killer.
and that's why i look better than you

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 08:25:00 PM »
why compare yourself to some 40-year-old benjamin-button-looking motherfucker
I look better than you anyway.
not by any rational measure

Please, compared to me, you look like a serial killer.
I think he looks like an older version of what Edward Furlong did in T2 and American History X. They don't look like twins, but to me Verb does look like what the guy should have looked like when he got older. 


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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 08:20:28 PM »

You still have that photo shopped image you posted of him in anarchy?
Which?
The one with the girl wearing the shirt which says "fuck me" or something like it on it.

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The Flood / The Gunfighter (Best Short Film Ever)
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:16:21 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: No Man's Sky 2
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:15:34 PM »
I legit had more fun with that than I did with NMS I open the game up, it was completely buggy and broken, refund.
The sad ironic thing is that in this flash game we're able to fly barley above the ground, unlike the real game.

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: November 17, 2016, 06:10:44 PM »

You still have that photo shopped image you posted of him in anarchy?

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The Flood / Re: New Kong: Skull Island trailer
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:30:49 AM »
@2:08
Oh man, it's the return of the FPS scene from the DOOM movie!

@2:09
That Jap guy is going to go full out samurai on Kong's ass!

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Gaming / No Man's Sky 2
« on: November 17, 2016, 04:23:28 AM »

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A lightsaber isn't a cutting torch. I think it's very obvious from pretty much any piece of Star Wars media that lightsabers aren't spectacularly bright. They'll just illuminate the area around them, but not by any crazy amount. They don't look much bright than a fluorescent rod you'd find in a closet, which obviously doesn't blind you when you get close to it.
https://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/safety_haz/welding/eyes.html
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As for how they don't get burned, obviously the heat of the blade is contained within a really small region and doesn't radiate outwards very far, if at all.
I'm not talking about the heat from the blade, I'm talking about the sparks flying at them from the metal they are burning through. A cutting torch is burning through metal which results in a shower of burning metal sparks. A llightsaber is acting in the same way so the sparks it's generating from burning through a metal door or a droid would be far hotter than a cutting torch. There's a reason why I wore long pants and protective gloves when I was cutting.

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The Flood / Re: Australians even shitpost IRL to world leaders
« on: November 16, 2016, 06:50:51 AM »
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Go get a job.
How can he when Tony is cutting them? Shaaaaaaameeeee!

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Serious / Re: One good thing about Trump
« on: November 16, 2016, 04:21:48 AM »
This alliance is going to come to an end soon due to some terrorist Muslim giving into the urge to blow them self up in a large crowd.

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A lightsaber is going to be just like a cutting torch and welder which means you're going to need eye protection to prevent you from going blind. Then for the sparks a lightsaber produces from cutting things is going to be just like a cutting torch, but much much hotter. If one of those sparks touches you, then you're going to have a very bad weekend.

So how do Jedi protect themselves from their own unpractical weapon which is more of a danger to themselves, than the person they're trying to kill? Do they use the force to protect themselves from being blinded and from the sparks? 

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Maybe the reason why Verb is so anti-Trump is simply because he is secretly a Trump supporter. For example the people who are are strongly anti-gay end up being gay themselves. So for Verb it could be the same scenario.
If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.
Don't do it Verb, I have the high ground!

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Maybe the reason why Verb is so anti-Trump is simply because he is secretly a Trump supporter. For example the people who are are strongly anti-gay end up being gay themselves. So for Verb it could be the same scenario.

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Well, I'm sure glad I didn't vote for him.

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The Flood / Re: I'm finally Mythic
« on: November 15, 2016, 07:15:42 AM »
Who cares, The Cubes won the World Series.

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The Flood / Gentlemen, behold! The worlds oldest dildo!
« on: November 15, 2016, 04:31:09 AM »
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/
German scientists are tickled pink after unearthing one of the world's oldest sculpted phalluses - 20cm of polished siltstone lovingly created around 28,000 years ago.


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Septagon / Re: I've been told that the servers have moved from Utah
« on: November 15, 2016, 04:21:27 AM »
Formal petition to keep them banned

Sign below:

BaconShelf
Nuka
Iberian Husky
Verbatim
Ian
Kupo
Vien
Korra
ayy lmao
Rocket
BerzerkCommando

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The Flood / Re: Where's roman?
« on: November 15, 2016, 03:40:02 AM »
He got crushed by a land whale, the dumb fucker decided to try girl on top.

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Death penalty?

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News / Re: Halloween Anarchy
« on: November 14, 2016, 06:56:31 AM »
Wait seriously still no loli in anarchy?
shut your heretic mouth
Loil's are love, loli's are live.

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