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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse
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« on: January 04, 2017, 04:27:31 AM »
Smash dat like button!
722
« on: January 04, 2017, 04:25:11 AM »
When Pluto is at its furthest distance away from the Earth lets say a black hole forms being it, but it's twice the distance away from us. Withing about a 30 day period the Earth is going to get destroyed by it, but for life lets say we would all be dead when we reach the final week. Would we allow ourselves to get destroyed by it, our would we nuke ourselves for a mercy reason? The reason being due to the amount of crime which would happen on a scale we never seen before. There would be so much rape, murder and plundering going on that it would be a mercy to end ourselves earlier with the nukes than to drag it on with the black hole.
723
« on: January 03, 2017, 04:35:54 AM »
If I could scrape the skin off your face with a blunt knife and eat it for dinner, I would.  I remember Verb made a post saying if it wasn't for the amount he posts then this site would be deader than what it is, lets see if there's truth to that.
724
« on: January 03, 2017, 04:24:37 AM »
725
« on: January 03, 2017, 04:22:51 AM »
They're in need of a good humbling and having their wet dream of a video game be silently canceled will put them in their place.
tbh I think HL3 coming out and being on the tier of No Man's Sky would be a lot more humbling
Besides HL3 being NMS tier, imagine Winds of Winter coming out on the same day as HL3 which is NMS tier as well.
726
« on: January 02, 2017, 06:31:41 AM »
We may have had this game if it wasn't for Haze.
727
« on: January 02, 2017, 06:10:38 AM »
 Spoiler It's humorous that a four year old comic ended up predicting the poor reception Halo 5 received.
728
« on: January 02, 2017, 05:57:48 AM »
When he quits being a fuddy duddy.
729
« on: January 02, 2017, 05:48:49 AM »
you're an egoist
you might be tall and muscular (literally useless traits) but you're far from this charmastic intellectual you keep insisting on
Not once have I seen Jive try to insist that he's an intellectual. What you even talking about?
And I realized that while I DO see myself as very far ahead of most people in my age bracket(better looking, taller, stronger, more will power, more intelligent, great socializer, more life experience, bigger perspective, more opportunities because of parents, more loving, etc), I'm not using it to my full potential.
730
« on: December 31, 2016, 07:27:35 AM »
On NOISEY: This Song About Fingering Someone's Butt Puts the 'Ass' in 'Classy'
731
« on: December 31, 2016, 07:25:55 AM »
Oh shut up verb.
He is right, there are animals like the blue whale which do end up getting raped due to their breeding cycle. Even though they are still trying to nurse the calf they gave birth to, they are still able to get pregnant. That results in the mother fleeing from other males due to the fate of her calf and herself. If she gets pregnant then she wouldn't be able to sustain her calf and herself at the same time.
732
« on: December 31, 2016, 07:18:56 AM »
733
« on: December 30, 2016, 04:39:06 AM »
Screw Blankina, come drink with me.
Fuck Jono, come drink with me.
With or without lube?
734
« on: December 30, 2016, 04:28:40 AM »
The economics teacher I had at high school I remember her saying that having a small percentage of unemployment is a good thing, is that actually a good thing? With 0% I would figure that more people working would be more money being spent and more goods being made, moved or whatever.
735
« on: December 30, 2016, 04:23:59 AM »
America Works
Even the food stamp loving black welfare queens?
736
« on: December 30, 2016, 04:18:49 AM »
He wasn't the color I originally wanted
Your white sheets, do they have two holes cut in them?
737
« on: December 29, 2016, 04:22:23 AM »
Could another reason be simply because Trump is a man? I say we're still a male dominated country to a decent extant so that's going to affect the person running if they're a woman.
738
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:32:01 AM »
Peter Sellers did it in Dr. Strangelove before it was cool.
739
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:29:33 AM »
740
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:27:27 AM »
741
« on: December 28, 2016, 04:22:33 AM »
Everything is allowed. Fighting, alcohol, murder, rape, smoking, anything.
and if crimes are committed, they will be arrested So which is it?
742
« on: December 26, 2016, 05:16:41 AM »
Where are the threads for the thousands of people who die everyday?
743
« on: December 25, 2016, 07:16:03 AM »
@1:56.
I know where this is going.
744
« on: December 25, 2016, 05:17:26 AM »
745
« on: December 25, 2016, 05:08:02 AM »
Killing the biggest adversary for the Master Chief ever in a fucking comic was retarded.
He's not dead
Shelving him isn't much better.
Escalation was the worst thing to ever be made.
You underestimate my power
Palmer a shit but at least her stoory didn't fucking kill Black Team, delete the Absolute Record from existence or hack Offensive fucking Bias with an iPod...
and lest we forget the amazing artwork
I can't believe there were people who spent money on that shit due to how bad the middle school level art work is.
746
« on: December 25, 2016, 05:04:55 AM »
And I don't really get the second question. Slave labor from the camps was an invaluable resource, and a few extra battalions of SS men wouldn't have made any difference on the Ostfront.
Well there were a lot of German Jewish scientists who worked on the Manhattan project that could've helped the nazis make the a-bomb first
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_nuclear_weapon_projectThis program started in April 1939, just months after the discovery of nuclear fission in December 1938, but ended only months later due to the German invasion of Poland, after many notable physicists were drafted into the Wehrmacht. A second effort began under the administrative purview of the Wehrmacht's Heereswaffenamt on 1 September 1939, the day of the Invasion of Poland. The program eventually expanded into three main efforts: the Uranmaschine (nuclear reactor), uranium and heavy water production, and uranium isotope separation. Eventually it was assessed that nuclear fission would not contribute significantly to ending the war, and in January 1942, the Heereswaffenamt turned the program over to the Reich Research Council (Reichsforschungsrat) while continuing to fund the program. The program was split up among nine major institutes where the directors dominated the research and set their own objectives. Subsequently, the number of scientists working on applied nuclear fission began to diminish, with many applying their talents to more pressing war-time demands. Even if the Nazi's didn't piss off the Jews, the bomb may not have been completed in the same amount of time as the US one. Unlike the US bomb program, a Nazi one wasn't getting the right amount of attention and the resources going towards it would be far less than the amount which went or ours.
747
« on: December 25, 2016, 05:01:04 AM »
I can just imagine the conversations in NAZI Germany. When they proposed to take all the Jews into cattle cars, shave their hair off, bunk them for years at a time, and then off them with cyanide gas.
Mein Herr, are you sure you want to implement this plan? Wouldn't it me simpler to just kill them and roll them into a ditch like all the other evil genocidal hickwits in history?
No, you have your orders. Implement this wasteful and ridiculous system. It makes us look more evil if we do it this way. (strokes hairless cat and cackles).
But you gave us blueprints for "gas showers" with only one wooden door and no ventilation. So we will kill ourselves from the Zyklon and then have to carry bodies bast the next batch . Why should we bother to pretend it is a gas chamber if we are dragging bodies through?
No, you don't get it. To make us look as evil as possible, we need a James Bond Villain, ridiculous can't-possibly-work Rube-Goldberg Dr-Evil system. You get bonus points is you squander valuable war resources on some overly complicated way to make yourself more !EVIL! looking. Look, maybe you can at least pretend like some lampshades were commissioned by Hitler and some soap of something. And use the number 6 million a lot. That is catchy.
748
« on: December 25, 2016, 04:45:19 AM »
749
« on: December 25, 2016, 04:42:07 AM »
Destiny's PvP has me perpetualy wondering how anyone was allowed to get away with it.
With GTA Online a new player has some sort of chance against the no life's, Destiny on the other hand you're going to get raped unless your health is extremely high and you have powerful weapons.
750
« on: December 24, 2016, 05:32:01 AM »
http://exposing-the-holocaust-hoax-archive.blogspot.com/2009/10/twelve-stations-of-holocaust.html The Twelve Stages of a Holohoax Tale 1. The survivor is put in a cattle car filled with hundreds of jews and a poop bucket, and sent to the camp, usually Auschwitz. Many Jews die of suffocation, but none of thirst, since a jew can survive for 3 years just on their own saliva.2. The survivor stands in a line, to be chosen either for the gas chamber or the kitchen/orchestra/workshops. Close family members are always put in the other line. Even though all those under 16 are immediately gassed at Auschwitz, many young kids are sent to the work line. 3. The survivor comes face to face with Joseph Mengele himself, who decides to spare their life because Mengele had never seen a dancing Jew, a singling Jew, a Jew with no pimples, or a Jew who said they would work hard for him. 4. The survivor lives on a meager ration of 200-300 calories per day, including turnip heads/potato skins/excrement/grass soup/sawdust salami/human flesh, bones and hair/cat/rat/dog meat/mice/etc. 5. However they are still strong enough to work for the Germans, including making furniture/carpentry/electrician/plumber/V-2maker. 6. The survivor has some gold, daimonds or other jewelrey hidden about their person, which they use to bribe the guards for favours, or pay for a visit to the camp brothel. 7. They are taken to the gas chambers, but miraculously escape at the last minute, evading the guards. All their friends are killed. They witness other horrible atrocities, including babies burned alive in pits, geysers of jewish blood spurting out of the ground, or people burned alive in the ovens when the gas chambers were too busy. 8. The survivor is then forced to take part in a 'death march' which never actually leads to death. Often the survivor runs away! 9. The survivor is then transferred to another camp, where they cheat death again. This may be repeated any number of times. 10. The survivor escapes, right under the guards' noses, lives in the forest for a couple of years, then eventually emigrates to America/Britain/Australia/Israel although they have no friends, family or money. Then the survivor buys a multinational corporation. They are the only member of their large family of 200 to survive, and weigh only 40-50 pounds when they are rescued. 11. For 60 years the survivor says nothing about his or her experiences. Then suddenly they can't talk about anything else. They usually write a memoir called 'Dancing to the Music of my Dreams - A Survivor's Story'. 12. The survivor has now found peace, and spends the rest of his/her life telling their amazing story to schoolchildren. Only the very youngest ones, of course.
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