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Messages - Mattie G Indahouse

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Prehistoric, grab my arm! I'm going to pull you out of that horrible decade known as the "80's".

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The Flood / Re: How to get PERFECT skin (click this thread!!)
« on: October 21, 2016, 03:39:23 AM »
I you're white, your skin is already perfect.

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Gaming / Re: We're possibly getting NX Info tomorrow
« on: October 21, 2016, 03:37:37 AM »
I hope this system doesn't require you to download the game before you play it, I have an interest in getting one. Due to the system using cartridges I take it Wii U games are not going to be playable on it disc wise?

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Gaming / Re: halo wars 2 card packs...woah...
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:32:58 AM »
This game should have been a Halo version of Battlefield.

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Gaming / Re: We're possibly getting NX Info tomorrow
« on: October 20, 2016, 07:20:27 AM »
You guys think the hardware for this system is going to be the same as the competition or significantly weaker?

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 20, 2016, 03:46:14 AM »
I think Jive got himself killed.

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The Flood / Re: What is the meaning to the "When you drink water" meme?
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:35:50 AM »
Spoiler
Bran wouldn't enjoy that meme.

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The Flood / What is the meaning to the "When you drink water" meme?
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:26:29 AM »
I know there's some type of hiding joke to this but nothing about the image is popping out to me. It's just a women drinking a glass of water, what's so meme worthy about it?


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Gaming / Re: Skyrim: Remastered
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:21:50 AM »
Spoiler








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The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:19:18 AM »
TFW I'm the only real nigga here so far who somewhat smashed dat like button.

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:17:28 AM »
I got the money but it was too late

Now i'm in a very difficult situation

FUUUUUUCK
So what happened?

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The Flood / Re: HOW CAN I MAKE $100 IN A DAY
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:16:24 AM »
Steal from Cheat. He has Benjamins to burn.
No. No. No. NO!
Calm down Jaime.

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The Flood / Re: Thinking about ordering an ocarina
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:14:46 AM »
Do I get the cheap less-than-$20 one that's modeled after the Ocarina of Time, or do I save  $100+ for a quality one?
If I was you I would get a cheap one and see how I like it along with learning to play it. If I end up liking it and I know I would be using it regularly I would then spend money on a good one. The main problem I see with an instrument like this are songs. It sounds pretty but I don't think there's a lot of them out there for this thing to be worth paying $100 or over on. At least with an instrument like a guitar there's a bunch of songs you would be able to play solo.

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield 1
« on: October 19, 2016, 04:28:26 AM »
Peace On Earth
YouTube

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Serious / Re: Shy Trump Supporters
« on: October 19, 2016, 04:17:10 AM »
Honestly, I don't think the "silent majority" thing is going to be a large enough to save Trump. I know those online polls we've been seeing don't represent everybody which is going to vote, but I think if Trump had a large enough base than he wouldn't be down in them so badly. If he did have a large enough "silent majority" then I feel that he would be either closer to Clinton than what he is or over her do to more people choosing him. I'm going to say that there's going to be supersizing states which are going to be his, but I don't think he's going to win.

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The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯
« on: October 19, 2016, 03:38:10 AM »
😮Oh wow!🙀 You had SEX!👉👌 Congratulations!👍👌 👎Just kidding.👎 Having 👉sex👌 is literally💯💯 the most 😶basic😶, 😧desperate😧, 😭tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning🚫❌⛔, outrageously obnoxious😒👎, troublesome, 💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎costly💸💵💴💶💷💰💳💎, and 👎👌downright👎👌 pointless 😩😢cry for help😩😢 that the 🌌🎇🎆universe🎇🎆🌌 has ever screamed. Wow, you were 👶born as an objectively good👌 looking, decent looking👍, or perhaps borderline acceptable😕 member of your species🐒. WOW!😯 INCREDIBLE!😯‼️❗ You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate😔 for at least a few reasons") mate💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse👉👌 with 👩her! 🙀WOW!🙀 This his 💯literally💯 only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! 😒WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a ✋condom✋... which means you 🚫failed🚫 at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is 😂kill yourself😂
Do you come up with these on your own or do you get them from somewhere?

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The Flood / Re: Super predators in their natural habitat
« on: October 18, 2016, 07:43:53 AM »
Quote
> Most dangerous place for a white person to be is in a black neighborhood
 > Safest place for a black person to be is in a white neighborhood.
So true. If it wasn't for blacks I think places like inner cities would be far safer. I know whites and others make them dangerous as well, but there's still that stat about blacks committing a high percentage of crimes despite their population being a low percentage.

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The Flood / Re: BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH😂💦👌💯
« on: October 18, 2016, 07:32:44 AM »
I posted this when Challenger was the only one online. I guess he ain't a real nigga after all
go get killed by a mutant spider bitch
I real nigger wouldn't have something else do the killing for him, a real nigga would put a cap in the other nigga's ass.

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The Flood / Re: honestly
« on: October 18, 2016, 04:12:38 AM »
Why would Cheat want to turn a dead site into another dead site?

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The Flood / Re: I'm watching Battleship (a mistake, I know)
« on: October 18, 2016, 04:11:53 AM »
It's amazing that a ship which is over 70 years old, which by the way got turned into a museum is able to run fine just like the day it left port. Then there's the ammo which are still live, that's one hell of a safety vitiation.

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Serious / Re: NC GOP office firebombed
« on: October 17, 2016, 03:39:18 AM »
Fucking Muslims.

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Septagon / Re: Megathreads are complete fucking cancer
« on: October 16, 2016, 07:26:48 AM »
I think that we should cut back on megathreads, but not remove them entirely. For example: The Halo and Fallout threads need to go, but the Pokemon one should probably stay.
Why should the first two go, but the Pokemon one remain?\

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The Flood / Re: Fuck this hangover.
« on: October 16, 2016, 06:37:56 AM »
I had like 8 or 9 beers
Next time don't drink so much.

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The Flood / Re: we DEFCON 3 now
« on: October 15, 2016, 06:53:03 AM »
What a time to be alive. 

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Gaming / Re: No mans sky
« on: October 15, 2016, 06:19:45 AM »

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The Flood / Urban Dictionary: The Sean Murray
« on: October 15, 2016, 06:06:40 AM »
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Sean+Murray

 BEWARE! THIS TAKES A LOT OF TIME AND PATIENCE TO PULL OFF THIS SKILLFUL WAY OF DOING THE SEXING. YOU WILL ALSO NEED A TINY PENIS. CAUTION IS ADVISED!

The Sean Murray starts with getting a girl online first. She has to be close enough to drive to. Firstly, you talk to her and work your way up to sending nude pictures. Then, you send her fake pictures and videos of a giant penis claiming it's yours. Bragging about how great you are at sex and how you're going to show her a new technique that is unlike any of the other guys she's ever been with that will blow her mind. Do this for 3 years until you finally tell her you want to meet. Set a date for a few months in advance, and then a month before, reschedule for another couple months away. Once you get to hers, start the sex with her and show her your actual (petit) penis. She should instantly be shocked and disgusted, but will hopefully still do the sex with you. If she does, begin in missonary and start waving your hands in the air and thrusting your hips in small circles whilst shouting, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!". If she asks what's happening, reply with, "MY MIND IS BLOWN!" and, "AMAZING!". After you have defiled her (try and last only 2 minutes so she doesn't suffer too much), lie in bed with her and wait for her to tweet and reddit on the internet about how bad the sexing was and how the three year wait was for absolutely nothing, then reply with vague answers before going completely silent forever.

Reddit User 1: That guy totally gave her the Sean Murray!

Reddit User 2: I hate it when I'm given the Sean Murray.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 15, 2016, 04:53:14 AM »
Halo 5's story (besides the Sanghelios arc) is trash. Chris Schlerf save us!
Halo 5's MP is by far the best in a looooong time (in terms of gameplay, the extreme lack of content is utterly ridiulous). Grifball in H5 is p top though tbh.
Forge is the only thing in Halo 5 that isn't ruined in some form or another.
>4th month and still no Infection

343 stop

Also Titan is still the best Halo game to date.

That is all.

Also requesting lock. as usealu

Goodbye.
Lel.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: October 15, 2016, 04:50:26 AM »
Daily reminder Admirals and Lemon got BTFO over a game

good they were crybaby bitches
I remember in the MGS 5 thread I made a post about the game being a possible disappointment due to hype or just the game it self. It was more of a what if thing than me straight up saying it, but Lemon responded by basically saying Kojima hasn't made any bad MGS games so the game is going to be good. In the end the game didn't turn out to be bad, but apparently it was a big disappointment due to the ending and story.

For Halo I was criticizing it due to the lack of openness despite the games being on the 360 which is a stronger system than the Xbox. I wanted areas which are far more open than what we have along with areas which are simply setup for exploration. Lemon responded by saying open areas like that would be pointless due to them having nothing in them. 

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Serious / Re: Sep7agon, is this the president we want for our daughters?
« on: October 14, 2016, 04:22:39 AM »
When it's between him and Hillary this is an easy choice.
Agreed, Hillary 2016!
For Prison.
It's hard for her to go to prison when the guy who wants her to is not going to win.

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