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Messages - Engrapadora
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« on: October 29, 2015, 10:51:03 AM »
£ Sorry m8, I don't use Monopoly money.
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« on: October 29, 2015, 10:38:46 AM »
Every single day. The really annoying thing is that important emails from my department are formatted exactly like the garbage, so it's easy to miss stuff. Fortunately I know someone who's more on top of that shit that reminds me about it.
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« on: October 29, 2015, 10:37:31 AM »
Relevant.
I'll be the beef cream over his black funnel noodles
You should call him and let him know.
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« on: October 28, 2015, 08:29:02 PM »
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:37:36 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.
Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?
Are you telling me there are people who unironically live in the same timezone as you? For what purpose?
I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to live as far away from me as possible.
I agree.
#rude
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:33:04 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.
Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?
Are you telling me there are people who unironically live in the same timezone as you? For what purpose?
I can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to live as close to me as possible.
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« on: October 28, 2015, 04:29:42 AM »
But it's morning. I've just had my breakfast.
Are there really people who unironically live in different time zones than me? For what purpose?
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« on: October 28, 2015, 03:36:40 AM »
 If u up in real nigga hours u know u better ANNIHILATE THAT FUCKIN LYKE
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« on: October 25, 2015, 09:44:31 PM »
God damn it Engra you make us all look bad
Who is "us"?
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« on: October 25, 2015, 09:32:33 PM »
One of my most frequent fantasies is being throatfucked by a futa pony.
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« on: October 25, 2015, 01:30:11 PM »
> Not bleaching your anus after every shit.
>using maymay arrows as if you were on le 4chan
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« on: October 25, 2015, 12:14:02 PM »
Just dampen some tp under the faucet.
Barbaric tbh.
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« on: October 25, 2015, 11:50:50 AM »
That's why I give myself a water enema every day.
Not a coffee enema? What a pleb.
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« on: October 25, 2015, 11:38:33 AM »
Unless you use a bidet or baby wipes, you're walking around with a shitty ass. You may think that you wipe thoroughly, but the fact is that dry toilet paper alone simply cannot remove all the shit residue from your ass. It just can't.
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« on: October 24, 2015, 08:52:17 PM »
It hasn't helped me at all. I have benefited from Affirmative Action though :^)
oh god you're not black are you?
Oh no. I'm actually pretty fortunate. I'm technically a half breed latino, but my physical appearance comes almost entirely from the white part of my family.
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« on: October 24, 2015, 08:51:09 PM »
I got to play the opening saxophone solo for a full crowd in a major concert hall once. That was pretty neat.
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« on: October 24, 2015, 08:48:14 PM »
It hasn't helped me at all. I have benefited from Affirmative Action though :^)
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« on: October 24, 2015, 07:32:54 PM »
Try bringing the conversation to really weird places every time she talks to you. If all you ever talk about is tentacle raping futa goo ponies or whatever, eventually she'll just stop messaging you.
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« on: October 23, 2015, 01:15:51 PM »
Motorcycle riders are assholes 80% of the time, so there's no need to restrict natural selection in this case.
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« on: October 23, 2015, 11:44:46 AM »
Just stop responding to her messages.
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« on: October 23, 2015, 10:39:47 AM »
I've hurt myself trying on more than one occasion.
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« on: October 23, 2015, 12:57:50 AM »
I would rather die.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 10:14:38 AM »
I used to use cartridge, but when I realized I can get a month's worth of perfectly good disposable ones for $3, I couldn't justify the cost.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 10:13:10 AM »
OH MY GOD
it's not even a meme there was a unicef campaign about it
I thought it was a joke too....
Jesus christ.
I think half the population are still without proper toilets. Lovely.
Even when they're given toilets they still don't use them because they're afraid of toilet witches.
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« on: October 22, 2015, 09:53:01 AM »
DESIGNATED
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« on: October 21, 2015, 04:27:26 PM »
People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".
What about people who shorten it to coulda, woulda, shoulda?
That's acceptable, as it's more of a clear indulgence in the common vernacular than a willful display of illiteracy.
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« on: October 21, 2015, 04:20:26 PM »
People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".
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« on: October 21, 2015, 03:30:19 PM »
I don't think any amount of purging will ever make this site okay again.
You know you like it, baby.
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« on: October 20, 2015, 11:16:42 PM »
:glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes: :glutes:
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« on: October 20, 2015, 11:12:35 PM »
Is he the most dedicated troll or is he actually sexually aroused by ponies, though?
no no i don't think you understand
engrapadora wants to have sex with actual horses
I'm also aroused by ponies. 
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