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The Flood / Re: My reaction when I saw the new board
« on: November 07, 2015, 08:33:56 PM »
Did anybody take a screenshot?

I'd have to censor the whole thing to post one in this thread.

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The Flood / Re: Real Talk Time
« on: November 07, 2015, 08:26:19 PM »

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The Flood / My reaction when I saw the new board
« on: November 07, 2015, 08:23:26 PM »


trash is easily the greatest thing that's happened all year.

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The Flood / Re: Why are autistic people made fun of so much?
« on: November 07, 2015, 06:53:17 PM »
OP, don't even pretend you wouldn't make fun of this guy.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Is Windows 10 worth it?
« on: November 07, 2015, 03:08:01 PM »
It lets you share the contents of your hard drive and everything you do with Microsoft and the NSA

What benefit does that give the user?


Are you saying you have something to hide??? Are you a pedophile or a terrorist??? If you're not doing anything wrong then you should welcome being searched at all times. Why do you need privacy?

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The Flood / Re: Is Windows 10 worth it?
« on: November 07, 2015, 02:19:24 PM »
It lets you share the contents of your hard drive and everything you do with Microsoft and the NSA even more efficiently than ever possible before.

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The Flood / Re: Who would you rather fuck you to death?
« on: November 05, 2015, 10:34:09 PM »
Superman would probably at least take you to dinner first.

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The Flood / Re: Jacking off is so lame
« on: November 05, 2015, 10:13:39 AM »
Try horse porn, it'll change your life.

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The Flood / Re: Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:49:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:15:25 PM »
why does he look like he's about to cry whenever he speaks?

It's a very emotional topic for him. Couldn't you tell from the dramatic music?

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The Flood / Re: Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:18:58 PM »
Thank god I have him on my block list,Jokes on you Op.  Past B.net experience shows Engrapadora has a horse sex fetish.
And yet here you are in my thread. Thanks for the bump tbqph fam.

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Assuming you're running Windows, I gotcha fam. Put this in a .vbs script, attach a fleshlight to the tray, and run the script.

Code: [Select]
Set TI = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set CDROM = TI.cdromCollection
if CDROM.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
loop
End If

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The Flood / Re: Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:49:41 PM »
This is nearly too much internet for me today
Every day until you like it.

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The Flood / NSFW Just horsing around
« on: November 04, 2015, 08:48:07 PM »
Spoiler
YouTube

I love the secret passage leading to the hidden underground animal sex toy dungeon. Gonna get one installed in my house.

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The Flood / Re: Give me reasons why I should upgrade FROM Windows 7
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:37:38 PM »
You shouldn't. Windows 10 is spyware from the ground up.

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The Flood / Re: Text/online messages and intuition
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:09:00 PM »
Don't even try playing that game, that rabbit hole has no bottom.

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srs question for the machos of the flood.
Wow, what a loser. I've had enough to fill a stable.

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The Flood / Re: Who gave you your first ban?
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:01:09 PM »
Shishka banned me for shitposting on the Optimatch forum (or whatever it was called) back in the Halo 3 days.

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The Flood / Re: I hacked the Department of Defense
« on: November 01, 2015, 10:01:28 PM »
Why aren't you in analchy Engu-kun?
On my way

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite German language song
« on: November 01, 2015, 09:37:11 PM »
YouTube

Top of the charts in Germany by the end of this year.

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The Flood / I hacked the Department of Defense
« on: November 01, 2015, 09:22:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Anarchy....?
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:17:36 PM »
Looking forward to it.

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News / Re: Halloween Anarchy
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:16:28 PM »
Aw yiss.

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YouTube


I dunno m88, this one might be a little bit less funny.

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:44:50 PM »
How did you do it?
It's difficult imagining anyone could actually induce schizophrenia in themselves.
It's not real schizophrenia, that's really just the term a lot of people use to describe it because of how vivid the hallucinations can get. In a nutshell, the process involves spending extended periods of time every day imagining the entity, while trying to partition a section of yourself to be reserved for the entity. You have to talk to it and address it as if it's already sapient, and eventually you start getting responses from it. Eventually, the responses will feel like they're coming from a mind separate from your own, and the hallucinations can be quite vivid.

I wasn't dedicated enough to the process to achieve maximum results, but I did have a companion. More dedicated tulpamancers report that it can be fairly intense.

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The Flood / Re: I Just Got Added To A Brony Skype Chat
« on: October 29, 2015, 03:38:17 PM »
ask if any of them have tulpas
I could just look it up but I have the pleasure of initiating conversation.
What is a Tulpa?
imaginary friends
a lot of bronies had em because there was a big tulpa thread on the 4chan board
I'm guessing they were modeled off of characters in the franchise?
When I was younger my friend and I had an imaginary world setting for our play-time escapades called (imaginatively) "Invisible World." Did you play in imaginary settings or with imaginary characters?

ask if any of them have tulpas
I could just look it up but I have the pleasure of initiating conversation.
What is a Tulpa?
it's a kind of golem which gleans its properties from what people describe it to be as.

Essentially, the urban legend takes shape as a tulpa, and it can become anything people think it can.

Imaginary friend is an apt description.
Is it a physical object, like an MLP doll, or is it a purely imaginary object/character?

Mental. It's  basically self induced schizophrenia done so you can have a friend/sexual partner with you in your head 24/7. I used to have one but it was too much work to maintain. She was really mad when she realized I was going to let her fade.

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The Flood / Re: I am mentally ill
« on: October 29, 2015, 01:01:35 PM »
CRRAAAAAAWWWWWWLLIIIINNNG IIIIIIINNNN MY SKIIIIIIIN

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The Flood / Re: Corrupt Moderator request thread 2.0
« on: October 29, 2015, 11:01:04 AM »
Quote
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Sorry m8, I don't use Monopoly money.
oh, well I accept Yen as well if that's of any help?

I only trade in mongolian tugriks or horse semen.

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The Flood / Re: LE WRONG GENEERATION AMIRITE xD?
« on: October 29, 2015, 10:59:48 AM »
I see more people make fun of "le wrong generation" types than I see "le wrong generation" types.
Go to the comments section of any video of music from the 60s - 80s

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