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Gaming / Re: Halo's Place in SciFI: The Fall of Reach
« on: April 07, 2015, 07:26:09 PM »
Way to drive people away, guys
Did I miss something?

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The Flood / Re: people that need to kill themselves
« on: April 07, 2015, 07:22:13 PM »
Any nigger, we are doing gOD'S work.

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Well, across the street from me a dude killed his sister in their house. Too bad I wasn't there to see the police and stuff.

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Didn't you make this same thread 3 days ago?
stop
Dude this thread is 6 months old? Why did you bump this?
stop it right now

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You have the cancer. Srry op. The only cure is butt secks.
But who will give me the secks? Gatsby is a sandnigger and I dont want that

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Didn't you make this same thread 3 days ago?
stop

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it'll make raping you easier
Only if you reply to my fucking snaps
i have nothing interesting to post
You live in Europe so it's ok.

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it'll make raping you easier
Only if you reply to my fucking snaps

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you made this thread already like a day ago.
stop

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Minute Science or whatever, love their videos.

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Like, fuck, I forget I made a thread on here, or I forget what I wanted to do within seconds of thinking about it. I don't know about you, but I can't find a way to boost my short term memory for the life of me.

Am I gonna die?

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The Flood / Re: I am new here, sorta.
« on: April 07, 2015, 06:16:51 PM »
I remember seeing your username on Bnet a few times. Whalecum.

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The Flood / Man kills self after losing buffet privileges...
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:23:52 PM »
http://dailycaller.com/2015/04/07/las-vegas-man-kills-himself-after-casino-revoked-his-lifetime-free-buffet-pass/

Guy had serious mental issues, and most likely never got help.

Well then...

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The Flood / Re: should we start a charity so Comms can see a girl IRL?
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:50:36 PM »
Tru's sister?
Get your roast beef out.

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The Flood / Re: I have the sudden urge to suck dick
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:50:02 PM »
Fucking Brits go to hell, Revolutionary War best day of my life.

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The Flood / Re: that moment when you're browsing Serious
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:48:24 AM »
Someone link the thread
Just go to Serious

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The Flood / Re: Just finished watching "Boyhood"
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:47:22 AM »
The movie made me smile because how it brings back shit and how relatable it was. Well, not the drug parts.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting my braces off tomorrow
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:44:28 AM »
I'm 19 and have like a year left with mine. But I got them on in 7th grade and off in 9th, but then back on again the tail end of my senior year of high school.
How come you had to get them back on?


Because I sucked too much dick




Because my first orthodontists misaligned my teeth and didn't dignose a major jaw problem that I have (and need surgery for)
Underbite? Overbite?
I don't think you need surgery for those, unless they were really messed up by the braces and made the problem worse.

Also, how the fuck do you not diagnose an overbite/underbite

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting my braces off tomorrow
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:43:18 AM »
I'm still waiting for my braces to work.
But I'll enjoy looking like a 16 year old in the mean time.
Your teeth have nothing to do with how old you look.
Uh, yes they do.
No they don't, you don't have your mouth open at all times, and having them slightly crooked changes jack in regards to how old you look, it just means your teeth are crooked, nothing more.
But I don't have crooked teeth.
It was a general statement.
General statements are dangerous.  It's like assuming.  It makes an a-hole out of you.
"Teeth make you look older"

Is what you implied, in which I said they don't your teeth change as you age, so unless a person has no teeth at all, teeth have absolutely no effect on how old a person looks.
But I'm not talking about people.  I'm talking about me.  Mixed with me "style" and whatnot, they add to my youthful appearance.
Casper look, it doesn't matter who, teeth have no bearing how how old you look, you could have yellow/white, a full set or no teeth at all, shit won't change anything. Honestly, what adds to your youthful appearance is your scene teen hair, for the most part.
Yes, but the braces add. Especially cuz I stick to bright colors, like with my clothes.  Yu, I've been told in person that they make me look younger.  Why? Because braces are typically know to be gotten by younger people.  Please, don't forget who you're talking to.
...
I've been talking about your teeth, and you were talking about your braces.

Why must you make these conversations so much harder? My blood was starting to boil.
You got rekt by Casper. Sudoku. Now.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting my braces off tomorrow
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:41:16 AM »
Is OP 14 or something?

And prepare to smell the worst smell in your life as you get your braces taken off.
What smell? My adhesive was weakened and they pulled out the brackets with pliers

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The Flood / Re: I just watched American sniper. AMA
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:39:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: that moment when you're browsing Serious
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:37:25 AM »
Lol I do the same. In fact, I might make a thread so I can be rekt by Meta, brb, taking a shit

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The Flood / Re: I just watched American sniper. AMA
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:58:34 AM »
Haven't seen it

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i mean since we still don't really know what kind of alien life is out there, so they can be pretty much anything.
The study is based off our planet and how it makes us behave, but c'mon, seeing 600 pound aliens would be dank.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:50:02 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?
Cthulhu probably, but the devil is a likely suspect.
Hentai is the Devil's cartoon.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:49:36 PM »
I'm slightly off, drunk and I'm looking at this thread.

What the hell is going on
Go sleep, alcoholic.

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The Flood / Re: You ever been so horny your balls are tender
« on: April 06, 2015, 10:46:37 PM »
One of these days I'm going to make a Sigmund Freud alt.
That is the most brilliant idea I've heard all day.

Spoiler

Women have children to confront the fact that they don't have a penis.

That dream you had about fishes is your mind trying to tell you you want to have sexual relations with a dolphin.

Jim wants to copulate with older women because he felt neglected by his mother as a child.
Psychoanalyze the entire flood and you'll be a legend. What sort of legend? Only one way to find out.

On it.
God speed, Freud, god speed.

Hello, it's me, Dr. Freud, and what troubles you this fine day?
I may have an addiction to hentai. I'd like you to see with your witch-doctor magic my personal demons and confront them in battle by my frontal lobe (or wherever brain stuff happens).
Who gave you this addiction, Rek'Sai?

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Gaming / Re: club nintendo people
« on: April 06, 2015, 08:10:47 PM »
The only good that came out of CN for me was Flipnote Hatena

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The Flood / Re: shout out to my main girl, Mary Jane
« on: April 06, 2015, 07:56:47 PM »
I bet he's a man.

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