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The Flood / Cop bites testicles of man
« on: May 08, 2015, 04:31:15 PM »
No homo tho

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/maryland-cop-charged-biting-mans-testicle-during-brawl-n355026

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Flaig struggled to escape while a second man, who police have yet to identify or arrest, punched the victim.

Unable to break free, Flaig allegedly bit the victim in the crotch and ran off.

"The bitee actually got the better of him in the fist fight. After we broke them up is when he disclosed he'd been bitten in the testicles," witness Thomas Bourne told NBC affiliate WBAL.

lol

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Gaming / Re: There's no such thing as pay to win
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:35:50 PM »
Huh
People who pay for an advantage in Free to Play games lose.
It was a huh, as in "huh, that's clever", not a "huh?"

Fucking mong
Bite me

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The Flood / Re: why is greek yogurt so fucking amazing
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:33:05 PM »
I love the honey infused Greek yogurt. Also, apparently it takes 90 gallons of water to make one serving of that stuff.
damn no wonder their economy's fucked

that has to be a bad business model
The worst part is no one knows what to use the drainage for. It's unusable for the most part.

http://www.businessinsider.com/greek-yogurt-requires-90-gallons-of-water-2015-4

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Gaming / Re: There's no such thing as pay to win
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:31:55 PM »
Huh
People who pay for an advantage in Free to Play games lose.

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The Flood / Re: why is greek yogurt so fucking amazing
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:28:27 PM »
I love the honey infused Greek yogurt. Also, apparently it takes 90 gallons of water to make one serving of that stuff.

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The Flood / Why Is Every Book A #1 Bestseller?
« on: May 08, 2015, 03:03:00 PM »
And why is every fucking movie the number one movie in America?

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:58:39 PM »
 :'( :'( :'(

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing for Mother's Day?
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:35:55 PM »
Working

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:35:19 PM »
You guys are hurting my feelings

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The Flood / Re: Do you sing in the shower?
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:34:08 PM »
I sing when i fondle my scrotum to the sound of your voice.

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The Flood / Re: every day gasai
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:32:24 PM »
Wow you're mean

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever forgotten about Mother's Day?
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:31:27 PM »
I just spend almost 40 bucks on jewelry for my mom. I thought i would've spent like 150 but everything was 70 percent off.

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The Flood / Re: Currently trying out Polynesian Sauce
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:43:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Currently trying out Polynesian Sauce
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:29:45 PM »
Aioli
What is that
Aioli or aïoli is a Provençal sauce made of garlic, olive oil, usually egg yolks, and seasonings.
Sounds like a vinaigrette

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The Flood / Re: Currently trying out Polynesian Sauce
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:27:23 PM »

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Pretty dank if you ask me.

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The Flood / Re: Currently trying out Polynesian Sauce
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:25:11 PM »
Ketchup is ok.
Yea, it's a stale condiment. I prefer mustard. Or catsup.

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The Flood / Currently trying out Polynesian Sauce
« on: May 08, 2015, 12:22:14 PM »
It's better than Chik Fil A sauce, i like it.

Discuss sauces you like.

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So a fat person complained about you so they could feel better about themselves?
lol
Good on your manager for being cool about it.
Not my fault she failed as a parent keeping her daughter healthy.

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How did they (incorrectly) conclude that it was you?
I was doing front counter, but also, others were getting in the way of it, so yea..

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So it wasn't you who got the warning? You didn't do anything?
It was a warning, just not an official "on the paper" one since the bitch never provided details.
"Hopefully whoever made that smart comment changed the child sea orca's life to be not fat."
So you're being cautious by not saying yes directly?
I never said anything, let's leave it at that. I don't know who said what, hell, could've been a customer.
You sound awfully defensive, sir.
I know, but really, in all honesty, I never said anything about the fatty.

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So it wasn't you who got the warning? You didn't do anything?
It was a warning, just not an official "on the paper" one since the bitch never provided details.
"Hopefully whoever made that smart comment changed the child sea orca's life to be not fat."
So you're being cautious by not saying yes directly?
I never said anything, let's leave it at that. I don't know who said what, hell, could've been a customer.

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So it wasn't you who got the warning? You didn't do anything?
It was a warning, just not an official "on the paper" one since the bitch never provided details.

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That was pretty freaking stupid.
I don't get why people defend a land whale's life

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fuck you guys this was a good blog post

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The Flood / Got my first complaint from a customer at work today
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:37:27 AM »
I was doing front counter and after a small rush hour I did my work. Like 20 minutes after that I get told by a manager to meet up with some others. My first thought is "wut i dun deserve a raise fuck you", while walking to them. I sat down and apparently I got a complaint about making a "smart comment" about an overweight little girl and when the mom and daughter went home the girl cried about the comment I supposedly made. The woman never got my name since I didn't wear a nametag and never said what I said.

So it wasn't an official warning and my managers said I was good so nothing to worry about! Hooray for fat fucks trying to ruin the day. Hopefully whoever made that smart comment changed the child sea orca's life to be not fat.

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The Flood / Re: Corsets
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:45:10 PM »

Jenna Fischer
Oh my god i want Olivia Wilde in a corset

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Serious / Re: Who should I have voted for
« on: May 07, 2015, 03:03:18 PM »
Obama

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The Flood / Re: Corsets
« on: May 07, 2015, 02:58:47 PM »
Free corsets for everyone, yay Mayor Bee!

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Nuketo-

Wrong thread.

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