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7201
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:17:41 PM »
You cant eat him gasai, hes not a burger
STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT FAST FOOD
Yum, burgers with fries and a milkshake.
NO I PROMISED MYSELF NO MORE FAST FOOD
You know what you can eat instead then?
DEEZ NUTS
well my career ended
7202
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:16:04 PM »
You cant eat him gasai, hes not a burger
STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT FAST FOOD
why are you so fat?
IM BEING BULLIED
7203
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:14:22 PM »
You cant eat him gasai, hes not a burger
STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT FAST FOOD
Yum, burgers with fries and a milkshake.
NO I PROMISED MYSELF NO MORE FAST FOOD
7204
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:12:39 PM »
You cant eat him gasai, hes not a burger
STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT FAST FOOD
7205
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:10:32 PM »
And Zen she's 25, too old for your tastes
So is she hot or naw?
TOTES NOT ANSWERING THAT
7206
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:07:40 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
Turn the kitchen taps on, its all the same pipes
oh and watch out for the jaw punch
Ugh that means I have to go downstairs
why are you so fat?
I'll fucking eat you and your soul.
7207
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:05:22 PM »
And Zen she's 25, too old for your tastes
7208
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:03:09 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
Turn the kitchen taps on, its all the same pipes
oh and watch out for the jaw punch
Ugh that means I have to go downstairs
7209
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:59:59 PM »
Seriously though, do what I do. Turn the lights out and turn the taps on so it goes freezing cold then listen for the screams.
I'd fucking love to if she never locks the bathroom door.
7210
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:59:21 PM »
Go outside.
This man gets it.
Aren't you in a drought anyway, OP? Your lawn needs it.
I'm in Arizona, we aren't even in a drought at all.
7211
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:58:53 PM »
Pee in her bed
show that girl whos the boss
.-.
7212
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:55:33 PM »
You see, one time, my sister got back from her run and was in the shower for ages.
And I just had lots of water, I needed to pee and it took forever, I couldn't go to the downstairs bathroom because it was being renovated. I couldn't go in either, the shower is glass and the toilet faces it basically.
She took almost an hour and I was reduced to tears almost rolling around on my bed.
I would use the sink.
7213
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:53:25 PM »
Why not just pee when she's in the shower?
Our bathroom has the toilet and shower in a small room and beyond that is the sinks. The door leading to the sinks is always locked when she uses the smaller room.
You're mexican. Pick the lock
We don't have the lockpicks made for our doors anymore.
7214
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »
use the other toilet?
I would have to go downstairs and risk my dog being a faggot or go past my parents room and use their toilet.
7215
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:51:52 PM »
Why not just pee when she's in the shower?
Our bathroom has the toilet and shower in a small room and beyond that is the sinks. The door leading to the sinks is always locked when she uses the smaller room.
7216
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:50:45 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
Stop her then.
Nah, she ain't the smartest girl I met anyways.
Perfect for you. Your personalities match.
Go for the heart
Bitch I'm smart, just not with you faggots.
7217
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:48:47 PM »
Like I get home and my sister is using the bathroom, ok, she's probably on the toilet or brushing her teeth. 15 minutes later the fucking shower is running and then 30 minutes later it stops and 5 minutes later she blow dries her fucking hair.
OH MY GOD I NEED TO PEE
What annoying things do your siblings do on a normal basis?
7218
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:45:15 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
Stop her then.
Nah, she ain't the smartest girl I met anyways.
7220
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:39:18 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
NO I DID NOT
Uh, yes you did.
Uh, no I didn't
7221
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:38:16 PM »
Mashallah brother
7222
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:37:15 PM »
OP is a sinner
7223
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:36:21 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
He beta'd out of that one.
NO I DID NOT
7224
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:35:58 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
what about that 'loli' you liked?
Ugh she's stupid and will probably get back with her ex that broke her heart.
7225
« on: July 01, 2015, 03:20:36 PM »
tfw i will never find a qt 3.14 to love cause I'm a beta
7226
« on: July 01, 2015, 07:01:08 AM »
It just occurred to me, whats the difference between pure honey, and maple syrup?
>took culinary courses I thought you were better than this.
7227
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:59:53 AM »
killing yourself will give you a nice deep sleep
Um, i heard it can take me to the future. So your advice sucks ASS
7228
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:56:29 AM »
Help me. I've played League from 10 to 4 and now I'm unable to sleep.
What can i do? Or... If.. Of you're lewd enough, what can you do, Onii-chan..?
7229
« on: July 01, 2015, 06:52:30 AM »
Cockfee.
Great taste and better than communist tea
7230
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:54:45 AM »
Trying to find out if Chief is a rapper who ended Locke's career.
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