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The Flood / The winner of this thread
« on: March 13, 2016, 10:48:08 AM »
Gets to change their username to 'FilterBung"


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The Flood / This will make you feel emotions
« on: March 10, 2016, 04:05:19 AM »
 :)

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The Flood / Fuck Phone Banking Turds
« on: March 03, 2016, 08:58:35 AM »
I told them what I wanted- what I was calling about- straight away, so they knew they couldn't help but they waited until they'd made me jump through all the useless hoops before casually informing me that they couldn't do anything. The useless, dried-up TURD.

I put it to her, gently: Why did you lead me on if you knew you couldn't help? She went from flirty, straight to professional mode instantly: 'You've been speaking with Monique, if you'd like to make a....' No. Answer like a human being you stupid turd. Tell me. Why you wasted my time.

I hung up. I'm a super chill guy but stuff like that helps me to understand why people go postal.

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Alright Turds, I'm gonna level with you. I was listening to music today and I found this song that reminds me of a relationship I had. The lyrics are like... pretty dead-on. Makes me feel sorta typical actually.

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Spoiler
You're all I have in this teenage twilight
Your golden hair and pale blue eyes
But through all the days and the sleepless nights
We have never been satisfied

Tumbling like the leaves
Yeah we are spiraling on the breeze
Almost to the point of no return
Everything will burn, baby, burn

Look into my tired eyes
See someone you don't recognise
Blinds that can't be untied
Oh this is slow suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
And never will be reconciled
Oh something inside has died

You walk like you're in a daze
Unresponsive eyes in a distant gaze
Like all the good times have flown away
And their memory leaves a bitter taste

Tumbling like the leaves
Yeah, we are spiraling on the breeze
Destructive love is all we have
Destructive love is all I am

Look into my tired eyes
See someone you don't recognise
Blinds that can't be untied
Oh this is slow suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
And never will be reconciled
Oh something inside has died

Vicious bitter words,
Becoming more and more cruel
But you always take me back
And let me lick your wounds

Tumbling like the leaves
Yeah we are spiraling on the breeze
Almost to the point of no return
Everything will burn, baby, burn

Look into my tired eyes
See someone you don't recognise
Blinds that can't be untied
Oh this is slow suicide
Feelings that I can't disguise
We're living in a compromise
Something inside has died

So post em if you got em, you stupid dried-up turds.

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The Flood / I found my new mouse pad
« on: February 24, 2016, 11:40:26 PM »
Share your new mouse pad

Spoiler

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The Flood / Speed and Intelligence Test
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:39:07 PM »
Go go go



Mine:

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banana
apple
fruit

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The Flood / I dropped off the Most Time Online list.
« on: February 24, 2016, 08:52:13 PM »
Septy has taken my place, septy is turning into such a fuckin' nerd.

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?action=stats

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The Flood / Who has a new Flood meme unique to themselves?
« on: February 24, 2016, 11:42:57 AM »
I have one

"Hello my name is Elegiac, how do you do? Do you also have a new Flood meme?"

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The Flood / What are you gonna do?
« on: February 22, 2016, 08:54:09 PM »
When these guys come after you?

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The Flood / what would you do
« on: February 19, 2016, 04:05:08 AM »
if this happened to you


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The Flood / Question for Jive Turkey: Are buff guys scared of animals?
« on: February 18, 2016, 01:36:29 AM »
You live in America right? If you saw a wolf would you be afraid, or would you feel confident that you could beat the shit out of it?

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The Flood / (No subject except post-ironic memes)
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:07:42 PM »
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Post-Ironic memes

noun

Highly Complex memes that reconcile Pre-Irony and Irony. Instead of outright violating established conventions, the narrative works with the structure in an internally consistent manner. They vary in meaning depending on whether the observer is familiar with Ironic meme culture or not, and simultaneously convey two layers of meaning. Unlike in the case of Ironic memes, it is not irony (i.e. meaning the opposite of what is being said) that is missed when the viewer lacks familiarity with the tropes involved. What you see is some of what you get–but not all. Numerous factors such as the history and associated nuance related to the meme’s stylistic choices can be taken into account to add nuance to the meme
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The Flood / Verbatim's Cat
« on: February 17, 2016, 08:30:31 PM »
What Cunt? Yeah that's what I thought ya poxy cunt. Vegan vapers 4 lyfe son


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The Flood / Good morning, Flood
« on: February 17, 2016, 02:46:27 PM »
I see you, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Such Floodies!


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The Flood / I just flamethrowered a cockroach to death
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:10:53 AM »
This monster cockroach. At first I was only spraying it with surface spray, the kind that last six months, at it really did pack a punch. The thing didn't scramble around and die. I gave it a ten second spray and it fucken took six months worth of damage and just ceased right away and writhed a little. Then I grabbed a can that was pretty much empty, one of the ones with a long thin plastic straw coming out at the nozzle, and flamethrowered it using my lighter. Then it expired.

The soundtrack:

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The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.


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The Flood / I'm feeling steamy
« on: February 17, 2016, 07:53:35 AM »
only steamy... kids?... will, remember

tips steamy fedora

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The Flood / I'm feeling sleepy
« on: February 17, 2016, 07:40:59 AM »
only east german kids will remember

tips east german fedora

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The Flood / I'm feeling euphoric
« on: February 17, 2016, 07:29:54 AM »
only 90's kids will remember

tips 90's fedora

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The Flood / Two locked topics on the front page
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:16:18 AM »
It seems a bit rowdy around here and you could cut the energy in the air like a butterknife

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The Flood / when you only see one post
« on: February 14, 2016, 09:10:49 AM »
that was when god was carrying your post

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The Flood / YOU CANT ESCAPE THE BLACK JUSTICE
« on: February 14, 2016, 03:00:23 AM »
YOU WHITE DOG

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The Flood / *Alert Noise!*
« on: February 12, 2016, 08:37:43 PM »
What is going on here? I don't recognise the heraldry


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The Flood / new flood meme's coming teaser
« on: February 12, 2016, 06:14:27 AM »
when the time comes will you what mfw means




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The Flood / post a fight from your city
« on: February 12, 2016, 05:42:16 AM »
post a fight from your city

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The Flood / Well look what this place is
« on: February 10, 2016, 11:44:04 PM »
The Flood

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The Flood / You are now called Huck Gutman.
« on: February 10, 2016, 04:32:29 AM »
What's different?

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The Flood / "Naan-Die-Oh"
« on: February 09, 2016, 09:31:19 PM »
I've presented it phonetically in the title because that is the way I hear it pronounced in anime.
What do these sounds/words mean in Japanese?

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The Flood / Knock Knock.
« on: February 08, 2016, 03:43:56 AM »

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The Flood / I just surprised you
« on: February 08, 2016, 12:38:59 AM »
Haha, post your reactions to being surprised

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