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The Flood / Re: stop this madness
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:34:58 AM »
I get everything that they're saying, and it makes sense, but dogs like that freak me out.


they are ugly as hell
I've been bitten by a rottweiler, and by a pitbull. The rottweiler tore my best cord jeans and the pitbull one got infected. Fuck violent breeds of dog. I just don't want them near me.

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The Flood / Re: How do I handle this woman?
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:29:39 AM »
Hacked his phone here's her pic.


holy shit it's gatsby


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The Flood / Re: stop this madness
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:26:41 AM »
I get everything that they're saying, and it makes sense, but dogs like that freak me out.

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The Flood / Re: 666
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:18:31 AM »
it's really exciting

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:15:46 AM »


O beautiful for pilgrim feet
Whose stern impassioned stress
A thoroughfare of freedom beat
Across the wilderness!
America! America!
God mend thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in self-control



points deducted for length of post

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The Flood / Re: Okay so you wouldn't bone your mom...
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:58:24 PM »
He has expensive tastes that I wouldn't indulge, much.
I can be happy on the bare minimum.

Meaning sex.
That's good to know.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get two things straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:57:06 PM »
ELEGIAC GETTING BTFO


THROW THAT BULLPUSSY
I need this explained. Even if pants are one thing there are two legs.

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The Flood / Re: Okay so you wouldn't bone your mom...
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:50:06 PM »
He has expensive tastes that I wouldn't indulge, much.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get two things straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:49:16 PM »
Or are pants technically one thing

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The Flood / Let's get two things straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:47:47 PM »
As in... both legs. Get it? Two things.

YouTube


Although this douche in the video seems to iron about twenty things. Even throws in a bonus comment on ironing his casual khaki pants at the end. I don't iron anything... maybe one day I'll have a need. So discuss ironing. No way can this parody be locked. I'm sitting pretty right here.

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The Flood / Re: Can you see the ghost?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:37:23 PM »
lol

9822
The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:13:58 PM »
Dodge Viper

Always reminds me of this


9823
Had a hot teacher that read to us in primary school

Had a hot teacher in sewing class in high school, we tried to make her a velvet g string but we were shit at sewing; never developed a sewing fetish

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The Flood / Re: >at park with mom
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:03:51 PM »
what a rump

bridle, saddle and stirrups
This is the best post you have ever made
it is it's like a fucking horse

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The Flood / Re: >at park with mom
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:57:02 PM »
what a rump

bridle, saddle and stirrups

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The Flood / Re: just locked myself out of my room AMA
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:55:31 PM »
the drink might go into her pussy

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The Flood / Re: just locked myself out of my room AMA
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:53:37 PM »
I like 'stranded'... made me smile.

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The Flood / Re: tfw youre in the library thinking about bae
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:52:37 PM »
i sorta want to be in love too but i don't feel anything for anyone
quietly edgy
nah I'd be edgy if I was proud of this flaw of mine but I'm not I hate it
it's not a flaw, I'm just teasing

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The Flood / Re: tfw youre in the library thinking about bae
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:47:38 PM »
i sorta want to be in love too but i don't feel anything for anyone
quietly edgy

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The Flood / Re: What is the oldest woman/man you would have sex with?
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:46:36 PM »
I almost posted a serious response but this will do

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The Flood / Re: Lets get one thing straight
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:41:15 PM »
Smart watches = meh
Pipboy 3000s = Yes pls, here are my life savings
Yeah, I'm not even going to bother with all this smartphone technology till it's on the level of some badass sci-fi wrist computer technology.

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The Flood / Re: tfw youre in the library thinking about bae
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:31:48 PM »
Study her.

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The Flood / Re: Post the most American thing that you like.
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:31:23 PM »
freedom?
Could you expand upon this answer?

Where's Korra anyway. Thread won't be complete until she posts.

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The Flood / Re: tfw youre in the library thinking about bae
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:25:46 PM »
Is it that one you mentioned before?

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The Flood / Re: guys do i really look like a homosexual ninja?
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:23:55 PM »
I'd wear that jacket
keep your foxy paws off my jacket
I had something similar, but a lot less fancy. I regret the loss of that jacket

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: guys do i really look like a homosexual ninja?
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:20:56 PM »
I'd wear that jacket

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The Flood / Re: guys do i really look like a homosexual ninja?
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:18:38 PM »
I try to give you boosts but you just ignore me

9838
The Flood / Re: People who buy purebreds are stupid
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:39:39 PM »
Well, like you said

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The Flood / Re: Gatsby is so mean
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:05:45 PM »
No fetch for gatsby

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The Flood / Re: I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:48:18 PM »
Few people migrating from b.net at the moment. Familiar faces. It's pretty cool.

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