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9781
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:06:17 AM »
"lol mad cuz rekt"
Get your rat out should be one
Don't get distracted, help me push this through and I'll help you guys out with your projects later. This first.
9782
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:04:22 AM »
But... you left.
9783
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:03:40 AM »
I don't get what you're talking about.
Updated OP, I don't know what they're called really.
9784
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:55:40 AM »
You know the one's... what's the official name for them? "You're easily our worst new poster" Nobody can say I haven't earned this one. I don't even say it myself anymore lol; even people who don't like me use it and I've noticed a bit of a return and increase in its usage over the past couple of months/bunch of weeks/whatever. Plus it's a glorious thing to greet a new member with when they visit the home page, if they notice it  These things: 
9785
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:26:36 AM »
Spoiler because the pic is huge
Spoiler because this face is creepy
Two totally comparable examples as to why high cheek bones are better.
So the bottom one is low?
Yup <.<
I spose I see it. <.< My cheekbones do curve up and around to be level with my eyes pretty much >.> And I've been told. Hm. <.<
9786
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:20:58 AM »
Spoiler because the pic is huge
Spoiler because this face is creepy
Two totally comparable examples as to why high cheek bones are better.
So the bottom one is low?
9787
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:46:15 AM »
How can cheekbones be low? They're below your eyes. That's like... anatomy.
9788
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:22:46 AM »
9789
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:17:23 AM »
I used to like msn messenger for chat back in the day, but I don't really enjoy talking to people in chats over the internet anymore. I talk to my real life friends when I see them in person, and this forum provides me with a bigger finger on the pulse of the internet than my nazi facebook-newsfeed-pruning habits allow me; in addition to a nice, relaxed pace of banter and convo when I'm at home.
9790
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:38:53 AM »
I muted them. It's been nice. They still follow me around looking a side of my dick to chew on though. Social retards.
9791
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:35:13 AM »
I'm 95% sure my dentists young assistant would like a slice.
9792
« on: March 10, 2015, 06:33:07 AM »
Are you a stripper in real life?
9793
« on: March 10, 2015, 05:17:51 AM »
Bet you never found that pizza though
9794
« on: March 10, 2015, 05:06:32 AM »
This place has conditioned me to read that as 'nigger'
9795
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:40:35 AM »
I have it on sugarless pancakes.
Why?.
Very thin pancakes as well. Because it tastes good.
9796
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:32:45 AM »
I have it on sugarless pancakes.
9797
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:50:56 AM »
9798
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:03:57 AM »
9799
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:52:54 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
Sorry, man, incest is gross
dude you would not bang your actual mum
9800
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:45:51 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
Yeah but if she WAS your mom tho what do
Sorry, man, incest is gross
9801
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:42:20 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
Milena Velba is a titcow I post much to the dismay of the users here.
OP pic is Sheena Shaw who is a pornstar but I just think is hot.
My avatar is Vera Farmiga who is an actress.
None of those is factually my mother, although all three have aged better and have less baggy eyes than some girls I know who are my age.
9802
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:30:14 AM »
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inb4titlechange
9803
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:29:40 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
Nah OP is Sheena Shaw
My avatar is Vera Farmiga. She is my true mommyfu. Milena Velba just has titties.
Wait, which one is Milena Velba? You dropped three names there.
9804
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:21:48 AM »
"the"
part of the local "accent" here is to put the in front of almost everything.
example: instead of saying Krogers we say THE krogers, and so on and so on
British?
Ohio
Slightly less annoying, I assume anyway
9805
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:20:18 AM »
"the"
part of the local "accent" here is to put the in front of almost everything.
example: instead of saying Krogers we say THE krogers, and so on and so on
British?
9806
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:19:10 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
What if she was your mom?
Is she the woman from your avatar?
9807
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:11:19 AM »
Look, she's not my mum
so she's going face down on that mat in that position
9808
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:49:33 AM »
not even gonna bother
9809
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:44:16 AM »
What about Boja Slajam
Because Boko Haram actually exists.
I dunno Mine sounds like more of a smooth operator
9810
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:37:23 AM »
What about Boja Slajam
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