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9751
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:00:38 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Dude they're spoilered, they can howl and gibber and hate all they want but it doesn't touch me. Although I'll have Das back in a day or two so he really should be working on finding inner peace. But I guess that would be asking a bit on the same day as his mute. Anyway, I don't get why this thread wasn't locked instantly. Even if it is a sweet Red Dwarf reference, it's still a zesty-tier discussion.
9752
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:51:00 PM »
*Who are your
9753
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:50:04 PM »
Christ, it's like hanging over a spike pit; I can imagine what's behind those spoilers beneath my OP.
Couldn't anyone else post? Really? No one?
9754
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:47:50 PM »
Elegiac is my nemesis.
Since I stalk you I have caught this post straight away and you're about to be shut down.
Elegiac....
We meet again.
For the most recent time.
I have beaten you before, Elegiac.
I’m sorry. I don’t remember.
For you, the day you beat Elegiac was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.
I remember chasing you, like chasing a ghost....
But, as you can see things are a little different now.
If you don't leave now, you are going to die.
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
9755
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:28:09 PM »
Elegiac is my nemesis.
Since I stalk you I have caught this post straight away and you're about to be shut down.
Elegiac....
We meet again.
For the most recent time.
I have beaten you before, Elegiac.
I’m sorry. I don’t remember. For you, the day you beat Elegiac was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.
9756
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:21:42 PM »
Small portions, but so many courses.
9757
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:18:19 PM »
70's sci-fi authors probably
9758
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:17:31 PM »
Elegiac is my nemesis.
Since I stalk you I have caught this post straight away and you're about to be shut down.
Elegiac....
We meet again.
For the most recent time.
9759
« on: March 10, 2015, 01:15:15 PM »
I'll add some more, yeah. It's no problem.
Thank you.
9760
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:52:19 PM »
this might be the gayest thing I've ever seen
yeah well, you live in a houseboat
9761
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:45:59 PM »
Elegiac is my nemesis.
Since I stalk you I have caught this post straight away and you're about to be shut down.
9762
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:44:05 PM »
9763
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:41:41 PM »
But at least I like you 
9764
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:40:06 PM »
I assumed that when you were talking to jim about music that was closer to your regular self, whatever that might be. The gore and the terseness. The silly tumblr rants or whatever seem more playful to me. If it's all one, then it's all one. What's the deal then?
9765
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:23:54 PM »
Stay in character. Your 'real' side is less frolicsome.
9766
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:21:30 PM »
I'd have bitchslapped the kid for that, after the cat had finished kicking his ass of course.
I think a pissed off word or two would suffice at that point. Cat raised its hand for you. Embrace the utility of that. Proper laziness can be hard to come by.
9767
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:18:15 PM »
That burger ate my dog
9768
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:16:22 PM »
Since I coined #zestposting, a number of users have received their own hashtag-posting-designations. Some lasting no longer than a thread, others remaining a standard, like zesty's. As far as I can tell, with these things, it's just a matter of repetition, ease of use/enjoyment of use, and possible range of application. That's 'memes', I guess.
...science?
#zestposting
#cheatposting
#postposting
#jimposting
9769
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:40:40 AM »
An ad for Bates Motel on tv introduced me to this masterpiece of a song. That is the only thing I know about that show.
That's a cover
One more.
9770
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:37:07 AM »
Roman, how fat is she? I feel like this is a legit question here. Right now though, my imagery is disgusting.
With my "investigative skills" I was able to find her instagram account. Yeah, she is too big even for me. I think this made me realize something. I am attractive, and I don't have to settle for fat girls with low self-esteem. Plus she's crazy, she texted me at like 5 this morning and woke me up. Average sized girls are what I should be striving for.
Well, shit. The relationship was resolved within this thread. Alright, now make one asking us how to get rid of her.
9771
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:27:55 AM »
brutal
9772
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:12:52 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.
Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?
I don't know, are you? I'm a poet and a writer, what are you? How did you end up so constantly butthurt with me? You're starting to resemble a minor target for a mute. Behave.
See now, this right here amuses me.
Go on, do more.
Do what? Do I just repeat the question? Why are you amused lol? How old are you again?
ANSWER QUESTIONS
All of them, in order. From the start.
That buttflustered thing you do.
Repetition ensures something to laugh at
Because you think you're important
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Ok, well, look, guy: I don't like people who follow me around the forum acting all butthurt about my good time. Which is a habit you're getting into. On b.net it didn't matter, it was bigger, there was more going on, I barely even saw it if it happened. But this place is too small, I'll be running into your ugly mug yapping at me everywhere. So get that under control. You can have a timeout mute and I'll see you in a couple of days. Fare thee well.
9773
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:05:27 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.
Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?
I don't know, are you? I'm a poet and a writer, what are you? How did you end up so constantly butthurt with me? You're starting to resemble a minor target for a mute. Behave.
See now, this right here amuses me.
Go on, do more.
Do what? Do I just repeat the question? Why are you amused lol? How old are you again? ANSWER QUESTIONS All of them, in order. From the start.
9774
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:01:54 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.
Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
Cracking open the thesaurus, are we?
I don't know, are you? I'm a poet and a writer, what are you? How did you end up so constantly butthurt with me? You're starting to resemble a minor target for a mute. Behave.
9775
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:58:13 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.
Shut the fuck up, Zesty.
No, your gormless nit, this makes sense, just leave it with me.
9776
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:55:23 AM »
I'm not sure whether posting this here consolidates the meaning of the message and cancels out its irony, or just one layer of its irony, or slightly adds a level of irony... in a sort of circle. Three original, plus making four, or only two, and then it would be three, but is that including me? Huh. I'm just going to post it and then sit here a moment figuring this out.
9777
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:43:06 AM »
For me, forum posting has always been its own incentive.
I have something I want to say, and so, I say it.
This post excluded since it doesn't say much.
This post speaks volumes to me.
9778
« on: March 10, 2015, 10:12:05 AM »
Cheat votes for Cheat.
Hi, Glorious Leader, you absolutely astoundingly sumptuously dedicatedly wise thing you. There's a certain petition going around, it's probably below your notice, but we mortals are having a little difficulty resolving it satisfactorily. 'Satisfactorily', in this case, of course, corresponds to the recognition, fulfillment and physical realisation of the general sentiments and ideas that have been proposed as being beneficial in the OP. Please, if it pleases you, let us know what your thoughts are on such matters, as- and I hate to assume a dramatic position- long traditions and rituals of honour find their worthy legacy resting upon the outcome of these trifling matters, absurd as it must seem to your transcendent sapience. Respectfully... *shuffles back*
9779
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:55:50 AM »
Elegiac votes for the Stooge.
9780
« on: March 10, 2015, 09:54:03 AM »
I don't think that I'll ever get bored of this picture 
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