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9721
« on: March 11, 2015, 01:19:29 AM »
I usually say something like, "Get inspired," but suicide seems to inspire you. I don't know. Become a campaigner for euthanasia.
9722
« on: March 11, 2015, 01:09:00 AM »
The ending to Army of Darkness.
Hail to the King, baby.
9723
« on: March 11, 2015, 12:56:49 AM »
Added it and changed/removed a few others (among other things). I also added some super-secret Easter egg that I wanted to put in for a long time.
I'll admit the Easter Egg intrigues me.
9724
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:52:41 PM »
And this is 14, 000 posts. Thanks for helping guys, laterz
9725
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:46:36 PM »
they get locked after a certain period.
9726
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:45:16 PM »
well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....
You could say:
Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?
A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.
well then
this is just not what I expected when I opened this thread
I think it's very no-nonsense.
9727
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:44:11 PM »
I have 2, one for my head and the other one to be to my side.
What does the one at your side do?
9728
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:43:45 PM »
Do you ever grab anything soft like a jumper, and rest your head on it or hug it as you sleep?
Very rarely, it's just not a habit.
9729
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:41:53 PM »
well I don't have a penis so it won't work, so yeah....
You could say: Q: What's the hardest part of walking over a field of dead babies?
A: The dead babies get all slippery because of the huge amounts of female ejaculatory fluid that I am discharging due to my ridiculously high level of sexual arousal and subsequent constant orgasming. Because I find the dead babies sexually exciting.
9730
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:30:44 PM »
I could probably get away with that, the real question is: would I want to?
9731
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:28:49 PM »
2
one really soft and the other firm, just as you described
my 1 pillow is both soft and firm
9732
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:28:19 PM »
What do some of you even use the mattresses for? Why not just sleep on pillows?
9733
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:24:09 PM »
I have 6 and it's amazing.
What do you do with them?
I sort of just writhe around in them for a while.
That sounds like a great activity.
9734
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:21:48 PM »
I have a few. Mostly for support since I like sleeping raised up slightly.
I like sleeping on my side.
9735
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:21:20 PM »
I have 6 and it's amazing.
What do you do with them?
9736
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:18:31 PM »
We have like 20 on our bed
That's a feminine thing in my experience I have four, three unused
9737
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:13:58 PM »
I'll add some more, yeah. It's no problem.
oh when you do can you inform us which ones you've added pls thanks
these subtle hints
9738
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:10:41 PM »
time magic
9739
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:09:23 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed   Please, continue to discuss pillows  One pillow or two, or what?
I use one pillow. I like my pillow to be firm but not too firm- it has to have some give and softness- and consistent in that feel. I can't stand lumpy pillows. Especially with hard lumps.
9740
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:06:13 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Dude they're spoilered, they can howl and gibber and hate all they want but it doesn't touch me. Although I'll have Das back in a day or two so he really should be working on finding inner peace. But I guess that would be asking a bit on the same day as his mute.
Anyway, I don't get why this thread wasn't locked instantly. Even if it is a sweet Red Dwarf reference, it's still a zesty-tier discussion.
Hmm that's a good point actually, I'm not sure why this thread didn't scream LOCK when I opened it. Modbias I suppose.
Plus isn't ever so slightly haram? Or is british humour far too sexless for that?
Hmm, yes to the first and I don't think so to the second.
I'm just not the most attuned to picking up lewd jokes <.<
I don't see how it could be any more obviously about sex.
I can be rather oblivious to things like that at times >.>
I'm sure it works in your favour.
It certainly does <.<
16 posts now. So close. I'm going to try to make a constructive thread to get it done.
9741
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:52:19 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Dude they're spoilered, they can howl and gibber and hate all they want but it doesn't touch me. Although I'll have Das back in a day or two so he really should be working on finding inner peace. But I guess that would be asking a bit on the same day as his mute.
Anyway, I don't get why this thread wasn't locked instantly. Even if it is a sweet Red Dwarf reference, it's still a zesty-tier discussion.
Hmm that's a good point actually, I'm not sure why this thread didn't scream LOCK when I opened it. Modbias I suppose.
Plus isn't ever so slightly haram? Or is british humour far too sexless for that?
Hmm, yes to the first and I don't think so to the second.
I'm just not the most attuned to picking up lewd jokes <.<
I don't see how it could be any more obviously about sex.
I can be rather oblivious to things like that at times >.>
I'm sure it works in your favour.
9742
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:46:11 PM »
They'll get the thousand yard stare eventually. That's when they'll be worth baiting.
9743
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:44:09 PM »
I dislike Oriental Asian women.
Which races does that include? As in they're not hot?
Japanese, Vietnamese, Filipino, Thai, Chinese, Korean, Malaysian, and finally Indonesian. I just have no attraction to them whatsoever
I'd go for one, I guess, if she felt right.
9744
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:43:11 PM »
You can't really lock it now though can you?
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
IT'S COME TOO FAR
YOU'D BE CREATING THE ENDING TO PLANET OF THE APES IF YOU DESTROYED THIS MAGNIFICENT THREAD NOW
9745
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:40:09 PM »
I don't think that I'll ever get bored of this picture
I don't think I'll ever get bored of you posting it
When 'fetch' becomes a thing, this is how everyone will feel.
9746
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:38:35 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Dude they're spoilered, they can howl and gibber and hate all they want but it doesn't touch me. Although I'll have Das back in a day or two so he really should be working on finding inner peace. But I guess that would be asking a bit on the same day as his mute.
Anyway, I don't get why this thread wasn't locked instantly. Even if it is a sweet Red Dwarf reference, it's still a zesty-tier discussion.
Hmm that's a good point actually, I'm not sure why this thread didn't scream LOCK when I opened it. Modbias I suppose.
Plus isn't ever so slightly haram? Or is british humour far too sexless for that?
Hmm, yes to the first and I don't think so to the second.
I'm just not the most attuned to picking up lewd jokes <.<
I don't see how it could be any more obviously about sex.
9747
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:35:35 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Dude they're spoilered, they can howl and gibber and hate all they want but it doesn't touch me. Although I'll have Das back in a day or two so he really should be working on finding inner peace. But I guess that would be asking a bit on the same day as his mute.
Anyway, I don't get why this thread wasn't locked instantly. Even if it is a sweet Red Dwarf reference, it's still a zesty-tier discussion.
Hmm that's a good point actually, I'm not sure why this thread didn't scream LOCK when I opened it. Modbias I suppose.
Plus isn't it ever so slightly haram? Or is british humour far too sexless for that?
9748
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:33:38 PM »
Posting because I don't want to have to go down the ladder into the spike pit and drag another brawl apart .______.
Where do you see any of that? We're just having a chuckle.
It's from what has happened previously <.<
Not ITT
Lemon's on a lifemute for extraordinary levels of hatred and just general unlikeableness. Challenger for the foreseeable future, so at least... months. I don't care whether they like me or not, but to follow someone around the forum indefinitely, telling them about it, when that person isn't here to attack anyone, just have fun... it's absurd. Das has started acting a bit caustic and following down that path, so he gets a timeout. He's not a full-fledged offender. The people I have seriously long-term muted are the absolute dregs of the forum and are a vast minority. All two of them, lol.
9749
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:21:40 PM »
I dislike Oriental Asian women.
Which races does that include? As in they're not hot?
9750
« on: March 10, 2015, 02:01:53 PM »
But why is the rum gone.
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