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The Flood / Re: no way to ayy
« on: March 17, 2015, 12:09:30 AM »
gasai and i were playing heists and he tried touching me
u w0t

And you and Kupo fucking suck at the hacking minigame.
hack gootsby right in the boypussy

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Trufax: if you use the bathroom on an airplane for a purpose besides masturbating and shaving, you're a douche.
fixed
Why would you shave on an airplane?
In case you forgot to shave at home
but that turbulence, yo
safety razor

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The Flood / Re: Who were in a previous life?
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:56:07 PM »
Spaghetti

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The Flood / Re: Why are you not listening to this?
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:52:18 PM »
OBSOLETE

#DeciMeme's4Life

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The Flood / Shit So Bad That British Airways Plane Had to Turn Around
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:50:13 PM »
Article.

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A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist.

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The Flood / Re: no way to ayy
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:28:04 PM »
ayyy lmao

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The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:09:49 PM »
fucking lol

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Please cease these activities and abide by the forum rules otherwise we will take further action.

fucking hell, that sounds as pathetic as it is... edit the image, sure, but don't take my colours; I don't know what your stupid rules are, I don't need them

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The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:14:11 PM »

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Hah. Asimov. I knew I'd read this before.

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Are the black ones toadstools?

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The Flood / Re: https://plug.dj/quitonm
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:01:59 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:00:14 PM »
next stop: autofellatio

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:33:47 PM »
There's a strong likelihood I'll want to have a word with you about that compact disc tomorrow. How are thing's at your end? Would you still consider it doable in some fashion?
Just checked my paypal account is still alive, it looks all fine on that end. My mum works in a post office, so I'll check with her about international delivery costs for a CD but it should be doable. I know aussie customs is a bit finicky about what gets into the country, but CDs are fine right? <.< Provided it's not rammed full of explosives and heroin. lol.

The seller on amazon is actually one I've used before, so there shouldn't be any problems with that. But it might take a while to get to 'straya since it's got to bounce from Japan to the UK and then back to Straya lol.
That's amazing. But I'll have to teach myself how to transfer money to you. Shouldn't be too difficult, I'll start nosing around in my banking options.
I would recommend paypal for it, it's how I sent some money to someone in a similar scenario to this one <.<
From what I'm looking at I would need some details from you. Figuring this out... there's some stuff I need to activate/set up since I've never transferred money overseas before. Looking into paypal now.

We'll continue this somewhere more private <.< later, and thanks again.
Yeah I'd have to give you my paypal details I think, send me a PM whenever though.
And I might have to set up a paypal.
Yeah, that's probably necessary.
Seems pretty easy though.

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The Flood / Re: Which Hand Do You Masturbate With?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:31:32 PM »
Used to be right. Now I'm ambidextrous and I can't be a stranger to myself anymore without pulling some reversed-grip bullshit or something.

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The Flood / Re: I found the key to a near-immortal living
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:29:04 PM »
It's a pickle

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:20:28 PM »
There's a strong likelihood I'll want to have a word with you about that compact disc tomorrow. How are thing's at your end? Would you still consider it doable in some fashion?
Just checked my paypal account is still alive, it looks all fine on that end. My mum works in a post office, so I'll check with her about international delivery costs for a CD but it should be doable. I know aussie customs is a bit finicky about what gets into the country, but CDs are fine right? <.< Provided it's not rammed full of explosives and heroin. lol.

The seller on amazon is actually one I've used before, so there shouldn't be any problems with that. But it might take a while to get to 'straya since it's got to bounce from Japan to the UK and then back to Straya lol.
That's amazing. But I'll have to teach myself how to transfer money to you. Shouldn't be too difficult, I'll start nosing around in my banking options.
I would recommend paypal for it, it's how I sent some money to someone in a similar scenario to this one <.<
From what I'm looking at I would need some details from you. Figuring this out... there's some stuff I need to activate/set up since I've never transferred money overseas before. Looking into paypal now.

We'll continue this somewhere more private <.< later, and thanks again.
Yeah I'd have to give you my paypal details I think, send me a PM whenever though.
And I might have to set up a paypal.

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:19:52 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:15:59 PM »
There's a strong likelihood I'll want to have a word with you about that compact disc tomorrow. How are thing's at your end? Would you still consider it doable in some fashion?
Just checked my paypal account is still alive, it looks all fine on that end. My mum works in a post office, so I'll check with her about international delivery costs for a CD but it should be doable. I know aussie customs is a bit finicky about what gets into the country, but CDs are fine right? <.< Provided it's not rammed full of explosives and heroin. lol.

The seller on amazon is actually one I've used before, so there shouldn't be any problems with that. But it might take a while to get to 'straya since it's got to bounce from Japan to the UK and then back to Straya lol.
That's amazing. But I'll have to teach myself how to transfer money to you. Shouldn't be too difficult, I'll start nosing around in my banking options.
I would recommend paypal for it, it's how I sent some money to someone in a similar scenario to this one <.<
From what I'm looking at I would need some details from you. Figuring this out... there's some stuff I need to activate/set up since I've never transferred money overseas before. Looking into paypal now.

We'll continue this somewhere more private <.< later, and thanks again.

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The Flood / Re: How much life do you think Sep7agon has left?
« on: March 16, 2015, 02:05:51 PM »
We just need to keep poaching members from bungie.

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 01:54:42 PM »
There's a strong likelihood I'll want to have a word with you about that compact disc tomorrow. How are thing's at your end? Would you still consider it doable in some fashion?
Just checked my paypal account is still alive, it looks all fine on that end. My mum works in a post office, so I'll check with her about international delivery costs for a CD but it should be doable. I know aussie customs is a bit finicky about what gets into the country, but CDs are fine right? <.< Provided it's not rammed full of explosives and heroin. lol.

The seller on amazon is actually one I've used before, so there shouldn't be any problems with that. But it might take a while to get to 'straya since it's got to bounce from Japan to the UK and then back to Straya lol.
That's amazing. But I'll have to teach myself how to transfer money to you. Shouldn't be too difficult, I'll start nosing around in my banking options.

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The Flood / Re: HOLy TRAILEr LeAK OH MY gOD
« on: March 16, 2015, 01:38:57 PM »

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The Flood / Re: HOLy TRAILEr LeAK OH MY gOD
« on: March 16, 2015, 01:37:13 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What was Gatsby's name before it was Gatsby?
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:49:23 PM »
There's a strong likelihood I'll want to have a word with you about that compact disc tomorrow. How are thing's at your end? Would you still consider it doable in some fashion?

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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr/twitter in action...
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:43:17 PM »
I'm sure there's a guy somewhere who could invent me some self-toasting bread
the actual fuck

no

thats like, actually impossible
I don't care I want everything I've seen in movies and more

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: on today's episode of tumblr/twitter in action...
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:33:50 PM »
They mean equipping someone with the latent talent with the right tools to create a cure. Eh. Humanity pisses most of its resources up against the wall. I'm sure there's a guy somewhere who could invent me some self-toasting bread. Actually, he'll probably eventuate before cure-cancer-man does.

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The Flood / Re: What's a good task killer for Android?
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:23:50 PM »
sometimes my phone turns itself off for no reason and I have to turn it back on again

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The Flood / Re: but why do the bodies have to hit the floor
« on: March 16, 2015, 12:12:22 PM »
YouTube

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