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9031
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:33:43 PM »
No.
9032
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:28:46 PM »
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic
9033
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:27:17 PM »
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.
Does it have something to do with having a threesome?
Does it? That's what we're trying to figure out.
Eh. Who knows?
One of you people does.
9034
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:25:01 PM »
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.
Does it have something to do with having a threesome?
Does it? That's what we're trying to figure out.
9035
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:20:54 PM »
I don't get this one.
I don't know how to explain it any better.
9036
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:14:08 PM »
9037
« on: March 23, 2015, 12:00:32 PM »
ect
9038
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:59:35 AM »
I had some pancakes and eggs this morning
I like fried eggs and poached eggs.
Ah, I like my eggs scrambled.
Scrambled is just okay. Not fantastic.
9039
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:56:14 AM »
I had some pancakes and eggs this morning
I like fried eggs and poached eggs.
9040
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:23:37 AM »
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.
Video it. I want to have a giggle m8
You video it.
9041
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:22:22 AM »
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.
this is probably one of the funniest thing you've ever said. I laughed out loud and it's not even that outlandishly funny. Just unexpected
I aim to please. When we banter from now on, I'll set the bar a little lower, just for you. Ahem... PISS OWLS
9042
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:15:04 AM »
OP will surely deliver responses.
9043
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:02:34 AM »
I'm so tempted to get Chinese on my way home but I dunno. Might get some brie and bread instead.
Get chinese, that's what I'd fancy if I was you. Putting myself in the Elegiatsby headspace.
my favourite Chinese place was closed so I got some brie and blue cheese. would you like a photo?
yeah why not
hit me with your best shot, fire away
it's not a lot. i found some leftover chicken, so im going to have that as a sort of main and the cheese a starter. usually i prefer cheese over chicken, but that was all the blue we had left and this brand of brie im trying out is quite tastless.
brie and camembert can be pretty hit and miss a lot of the time
nice bit of blue there... add it to the chicken?
i finished the blue by the time the chicken was done >.>
fuck
i'm sorry i just couldn't help myself, it was just so good
┐(´-｀)┌
9044
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:59:29 AM »
Presidents of the United States?
Correct
This is too convoluted, I'm just going to tittyfuck the melons and see what happens.
9045
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:54:10 AM »
I'm so tempted to get Chinese on my way home but I dunno. Might get some brie and bread instead.
Get chinese, that's what I'd fancy if I was you. Putting myself in the Elegiatsby headspace.
my favourite Chinese place was closed so I got some brie and blue cheese. would you like a photo?
yeah why not
hit me with your best shot, fire away
it's not a lot. i found some leftover chicken, so im going to have that as a sort of main and the cheese a starter. usually i prefer cheese over chicken, but that was all the blue we had left and this brand of brie im trying out is quite tastless.
brie and camembert can be pretty hit and miss a lot of the time
nice bit of blue there... add it to the chicken?
i finished the blue by the time the chicken was done >.>
fuck
9046
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:52:42 AM »
Presidents of the United States?
9047
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:45:35 AM »
So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?
Can I cheat and just ask you?
Nope! You must formulate your own hypothesis.
^.^
*elegiac throws a question mark back at you*
9048
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:42:59 AM »
I was gonna stop by real quick at McDonald's, but the drive thru was packed, so I'm not eating until after my 9am class.
Probably for the best, should be some proper food available by then.
Really, all I eat is fast food 2/3rds of the time. I eat home, but not often.
I don't want to be a prig so I'll just wish you good luck.
I know it's unhealthy >_>
naruuuuuuuuuuu
9049
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:41:01 AM »
I was gonna stop by real quick at McDonald's, but the drive thru was packed, so I'm not eating until after my 9am class.
Probably for the best, should be some proper food available by then.
Really, all I eat is fast food 2/3rds of the time. I eat home, but not often.
I don't want to be a prig so I'll just wish you good luck.
9050
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:36:32 AM »
So let's say Sylvie throws a couple of melons in your direction.
What does it mean?
Can I cheat and just ask you?
9051
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:34:31 AM »
I was gonna stop by real quick at McDonald's, but the drive thru was packed, so I'm not eating until after my 9am class.
Probably for the best, should be some proper food available by then.
9052
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:33:36 AM »
I'm having Paneer Tikka Masala and some shoestring chips. Yum!!
What about you guys?
Why are you eating such scrub food?
Get a vindaloo down your gullet.
Yes, but, your opinion is wrong.
This is where I'd insert a picture of someone blowing a kiss if I were at home.
This is where I would... well, it's where I will do this.
A-are you being lewd?
Never.
9053
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:33:10 AM »
I'm so tempted to get Chinese on my way home but I dunno. Might get some brie and bread instead.
Get chinese, that's what I'd fancy if I was you. Putting myself in the Elegiatsby headspace.
my favourite Chinese place was closed so I got some brie and blue cheese. would you like a photo?
yeah why not
hit me with your best shot, fire away
it's not a lot. i found some leftover chicken, so im going to have that as a sort of main and the cheese a starter. usually i prefer cheese over chicken, but that was all the blue we had left and this brand of brie im trying out is quite tastless.
brie and camembert can be pretty hit and miss a lot of the time nice bit of blue there... add it to the chicken?
9054
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:31:03 AM »
...and then the first girl tosses the cat to you straight afterwards. What do you do? I mean...
Have they invited you for a threesome? Or is the girl bi, and the second girl turned her down, and you were her second choice? Or are they trying to say that the girl who tossed the cat used to be a lesbian and you've somehow turned her straight? Or are they trying to say that the girl who tossed the cat back wants you and the girl whose cat it is is just trying to help set you two up?
I mean... this is complicated.
9055
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:22:06 AM »
Just some pasta with sauce, nothing special :s
Wow so boring
9056
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:20:39 AM »
I'm so tempted to get Chinese on my way home but I dunno. Might get some brie and bread instead.
Get chinese, that's what I'd fancy if I was you. Putting myself in the Elegiatsby headspace.
my favourite Chinese place was closed so I got some brie and blue cheese. would you like a photo?
yeah why not hit me with your best shot, fire away
9057
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:19:20 AM »
Honey nut cornflakes and a cup of red bush.
Tea?
Nope. The plant in a cup. I eat the soil too.
Is it like a berry bush? :3
9058
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:58:41 AM »
First, justify your existence.
9059
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:55:28 AM »
I'm having Paneer Tikka Masala and some shoestring chips. Yum!!
What about you guys?
Why are you eating such scrub food?
Get a vindaloo down your gullet.
Yes, but, your opinion is wrong.
This is where I'd insert a picture of someone blowing a kiss if I were at home.
This is where I would... well, it's where I will do this.
9060
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:21:59 AM »
That you have been cat-zoned and friend-zoned at the same time. Enjoy!
What if the cat happens to be a boy?
Damn, that must be hard.
Indeed, takes guts to cat-zone a fella
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