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9001
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:24:32 PM »
I speak more like this outside of the internet:
I, that have neither pity, love, nor fear.
Indeed, 'tis true that Henry told me of;
For I have often heard my mother say
I came into the world with my legs forward:
Had I not reason, think ye, to make haste,
And seek their ruin that usurp'd our right?
The midwife wonder'd and the women cried
'O, Jesus bless us, he is born with teeth!'
And so I was; which plainly signified
That I should snarl and bite and play the dog.
Then, since the heavens have shaped my body so,
Let hell make crook'd my mind to answer it.
I have no brother, I am like no brother;
And this word 'love,' which graybeards call divine,
Be resident in men like one another
And not in me: I am myself alone.
Clarence, beware; thou keep'st me from the light:
But I will sort a pitchy day for thee;
For I will buz abroad such prophecies
That Edward shall be fearful of his life,
And then, to purge his fear, I'll be thy death.
King Henry and the prince his son are gone:
Clarence, thy turn is next, and then the rest,
Counting myself but bad till I be best.
I'll throw thy body in another room
And triumph, Henry, in thy day of doom.
9002
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:17:23 PM »
Sure does, just gotta call up.
The truth is that I'm a nark.
Enjoy your 3 month ban.
HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit
I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.
You're an abetter. We'll get you.
By all means, come at me bro.
THIS IS A RAID
That's my secondary residence. Hope you guys like the hundreds of hanging Dragon Dildos.
Doesn't matter, it's tied to you. *plants evidence*
9003
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:08:53 PM »
Sure does, just gotta call up.
The truth is that I'm a nark.
Enjoy your 3 month ban.
HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit
I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.
You're an abetter. We'll get you.
By all means, come at me bro.
THIS IS A RAID
9004
« on: March 23, 2015, 11:08:18 PM »
getting your stuff in the mail, then discovering that everything is broken and you have to return your shit and order new shit.
I ordered a CD and it came 'brand new'; still covered in plastic wrap n shizz. No disc in the case. Good thing they refunded me.
my board bindings had every single screw stripped in the left binding. i was kinda mad. kinda. ha. hahah. ahahahahahahahahahahah.
im getting a full refund.
the CD you ordered from JP or a different one?
Holy shit dude I would have been livid. A different CD. Psy and I haven't done the Japan thing yet. I lost my bankcard and I'm waiting on the replacement.
9005
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:57:25 PM »
Sure does, just gotta call up.
The truth is that I'm a nark.
Enjoy your 3 month ban.
HahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!
I ain't dealin' shit
I ain't taking shit
I ain't looking at shit
I'm providing information. I'm an information broker.
You're an abetter. We'll get you.
9006
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:56:16 PM »
getting your stuff in the mail, then discovering that everything is broken and you have to return your shit and order new shit.
I ordered a CD and it came 'brand new'; still covered in plastic wrap n shizz. No disc in the case. Good thing they refunded me.
9007
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:54:34 PM »
Sure does, just gotta call up.
The truth is that I'm a nark. Enjoy your 3 month ban.
9008
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:48:10 PM »
All I have is a tennis racket.
It's a start. Go sell it at the pawn and pick up a .38 special from Jamal's trunk on Martin Luther King Blvd.
But the racket's got a padlock on it and I lost the key. Pawn won't take it for a good price if they have to do some work on it. Might not take it at all.
You don't need much. If you can bring him a dime bag, he'll be cool.
Okay that does sound quite easy, but the last thing is that I'm in a coma and it's hard for me to get around. Does he deliver?
9009
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:44:29 PM »
All I have is a tennis racket.
It's a start. Go sell it at the pawn and pick up a .38 special from Jamal's trunk on Martin Luther King Blvd.
But the racket's got a padlock on it and I lost the key. Pawn won't take it for a good price if they have to do some work on it. Might not take it at all.
9010
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:39:50 PM »
All I have is a tennis racket.
9011
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:36:30 PM »
naruuuuuuuuu
Yes?
do you howl at the mooooooon?
yes, always. ✓
I still don't know where this is from?
shitty original elegiac drivel all day erry day 
9012
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:31:28 PM »
naruuuuuuuuu
Yes?
do you howl at the mooooooon?
9013
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:21:03 PM »
naruuuuuuuuu
9014
« on: March 23, 2015, 10:13:47 PM »
Hah! I've watched this. Old guy's just a little crazy, but overall it's sweet and harmless.
that fox seems a bit too relaxed
no
9015
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:58:10 PM »
mfw I will 
9016
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:56:37 PM »
Hah! I've watched this. Old guy's just a little crazy, but overall it's sweet and harmless.
9017
« on: March 23, 2015, 09:54:23 PM »
why is everyone apathetic to my struggle
I'm not
sympathize with me please
Dude your plight fully incenses me
okay thank you
does the mere thought of kupo's theft cause you to shiver in anger?
it causes my anus to prolapse so hard I lose my virginity again
9018
« on: March 23, 2015, 03:10:23 PM »
why is everyone apathetic to my struggle
I'm not
sympathize with me please
Dude your plight fully incenses me
9019
« on: March 23, 2015, 03:09:33 PM »
9020
« on: March 23, 2015, 03:04:54 PM »
why is everyone apathetic to my struggle
I'm not
9021
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:39:07 PM »
Make a thread.
9022
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:32:22 PM »
They threw me around because I told them too 
To what end.
9023
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:27:43 PM »
Look, just lock this and merge it with Jims third locked thread. You know the one. 
9024
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:20:45 PM »
shush
9025
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:16:43 PM »
9026
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:12:22 PM »
9027
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:10:11 PM »
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic
I don't have to post on topic for you.
don't give me that look
9028
« on: March 23, 2015, 02:07:33 PM »
you are easily our worst new poster
Says the guy not posting to topic
I don't have to post on topic for you.
9029
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:48:29 PM »
*hints* 
9030
« on: March 23, 2015, 01:46:17 PM »
I approve.
Spoiler I made that nameplate for Jocephalopod Bias
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