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8821
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:50:00 AM »
I have many organisms
Like Sea Monkeys
8822
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:49:28 AM »
Hey is for horses
8823
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:47:54 AM »
this is a topic I don't really........discuss >.>
Because just privacy reasons or because masturbation is a sin?
Masturbation causes blindness
8824
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:34:52 AM »
*yawn*
8825
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:33:23 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?
Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
So you prefer it if your partner just pleases themselves and doesn't try to make you cum?
If that's the case then some men might think of you as the perfect woman.
Actually, you can enjoy yourself without coming. Just, coming is messy and means clean up afterwards. But sometimes it can't be helped.
Yeah, I know it's a bit easier for chicks to get that low achey pleasure happening without fully... 'busting a nut', as it were
That shit's good. The other, too intense.
Now tell me about the knife.
8826
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:19:19 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?
Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
So you prefer it if your partner just pleases themselves and doesn't try to make you cum?
If that's the case then some men might think of you as the perfect woman.
Actually, you can enjoy yourself without coming. Just, coming is messy and means clean up afterwards. But sometimes it can't be helped.
Yeah, I know it's a bit easier for chicks to get that low achey pleasure happening without fully... 'busting a nut', as it were
8827
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:16:21 AM »
No idea
8828
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:11:17 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?
Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
So you prefer it if your partner just pleases themselves and doesn't try to make you cum?
If that's the case then some men might think of you as the perfect woman.
While that's the case, I care more to please her, and you know people minds change while theyre in that mood, so what ever is no now, is probably yes in the circumstance.
Plus, where's the fun in just pleasing ones self?
*sips tea*
Spoiler And yes she is perfect 
Good man
8829
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:04:45 AM »
Oh come on guys, it ain't that grotesque
It's just twelve in the morning, I've had no sleep and that's the first thing I read coming back to Sep7.
Fair enough.
8830
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:04:28 AM »
I feel quite proud really.
*sips tea*
Batch sipping tea and doing the nasty:
8831
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:02:02 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Where does it suck? What does it suck and why is it embarrassing?
Because it feels like peeing and your body and brain decide to stop working and it's just.... Eww.
So you prefer it if your partner just pleases themselves and doesn't try to make you cum? If that's the case then some men might think of you as the perfect woman.
8832
« on: March 30, 2015, 06:00:16 AM »
Oh come on guys, it ain't that grotesque
8833
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:59:12 AM »
Uhh, incase anyone legitimately wanted to know... A quality female orgasm is multiple orgasms all at once. And it kinda sucks and is really embarrassing.
Lol, thank you Sex Doctor Knifey
8834
« on: March 30, 2015, 02:49:09 AM »
8835
« on: March 30, 2015, 02:01:55 AM »
I want a vagina.
A vagina takes a lot of work, you have to show that you're mature enough to care for it properly.
*Raises hand* ✋
Lol you have vagina toys for it to play with
I'm also mature enough!
Cool! Right on!
8836
« on: March 30, 2015, 02:00:12 AM »
You reach the rank of Inheritor
Could you imagine if that was actually it? Inheritor? If so Cheat is not very creative to come up with his own.
I've said before that it makes sense with the bottom rank, but I won't confirm or deny anything (except for yeah, it is purple).
I mean, it's not really a color since you can choose your own from Mythic up
The default color is purple, then.
I'm already purple. I thought it was a custom title. I hunger for my custom title.
8837
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:52:21 AM »
I want a vagina.
A vagina takes a lot of work, you have to show that you're mature enough to care for it properly.
*Raises hand* ✋
Lol you have vagina toys for it to play with
I'm also mature enough!
Cool! Right on!
8838
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:38:14 AM »
I want a vagina.
A vagina takes a lot of work, you have to show that you're mature enough to care for it properly.
*Raises hand* ✋
Lol you have vagina toys for it to play with
8839
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:32:19 AM »
For women?
For anyone and anything.
8840
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:09:01 AM »
This thread is beggin' for a good printing
8841
« on: March 30, 2015, 01:04:23 AM »
tfw you want to post lewd gifs but cant cuz naziniggermods
let's get in the box and imagine them 
8842
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:59:37 AM »
I want a vagina.
A vagina takes a lot of work, you have to show that you're mature enough to care for it properly.
8843
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:52:49 AM »
I don't know. All I know is that I can only do it one at a time. I have to wait at least 3 hours in order to be able to do it again.
fuck, work on your stamina
8844
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:47:07 AM »
is it a matter of quantity or frequency?
8 orgasms right after each other?- or could it also be an orgasm every seven minutes for six hours?
8845
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:43:57 AM »
Are you gonna beat dat pussy up?
Nah I'm going to bed, it's been a long weekend
I'll come back and beat on your boypussy later
not mine you fucking faggot, i was talking about your lady friend
soon
8846
« on: March 30, 2015, 12:43:20 AM »
Oh boy. Another shitpost where Elegiac tries to be funny.
And I thought I was bad at that.
All of my effortz lol :' ( But don't encourage Lemon, he is hypocrisy, witlessness and distastefulness incarnate; and he strongly requires euthanising.
8847
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:59:17 PM »
Are you gonna beat dat pussy up?
Nah I'm going to bed, it's been a long weekend I'll come back and beat on your boypussy later
8848
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:57:38 PM »
Okay wow you guys have got your serious faces on I'm going to bed, nighty night Spoiler rape is bad though
8849
« on: March 29, 2015, 03:49:48 PM »
BY KICKING YOUR ASS WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE
are you even ready? let me make one thing clear: I'm going to beat you up
8850
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:32:15 PM »
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