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871
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:22:44 PM »
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You mean dis fox
Stangendo on Fri evening
Car shopping
Clean apartment
Yes that one. What's a stringendo?
872
« on: May 24, 2016, 12:21:43 PM »
Going camping with a bunch of my friends over the weekend.
See the real night sky.
This time I'll remember to bring my glasses.
I'd bring my telescope but I don't think anyone but me would really give a shit, lmao
Take it you want to man, don't let anyone tease you because of your telescope!
I don't think I'd be teased, lol. But it probably wouldn't fit in the car.
Well if you do take it don't let those bullies break it into two pieces to make it fit in the car, all the while making out that they're being helpful and trying to do you a solid. In fact I'm having second thoughts about all this. I don't think you should go camping with these people. You're a charming young man who could easily find some real friends who love you and your telescope just the way you are 
873
« on: May 24, 2016, 11:52:56 AM »
Going camping with a bunch of my friends over the weekend.
See the real night sky.
This time I'll remember to bring my glasses.
I'd bring my telescope but I don't think anyone but me would really give a shit, lmao
Take it you want to man, don't let anyone tease you because of your telescope!
874
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:35:21 AM »
Lost & Found
What's an L&F?
Do you work at a theme park or something? A bowling alley? I'm sorry you have to work all weekend.
875
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:29:24 AM »
what do you call the mouse shadow on the second moon?
876
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:18:51 AM »
Going camping with a bunch of my friends over the weekend.
See the real night sky.
877
« on: May 24, 2016, 10:18:18 AM »
Work all weekend.
Fri: 5pm-2am
Sat: 5pm-2am
Sun: 12pm-8pm
The good news is I filled out a priority sheet at work and I never have to work at the festering shit hole L&F ever again unless there's like three call ins or something. I get to stay at the store!
What's an L&F?
878
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:50:18 AM »
While Jive wallows in estrogen and regret.
First I'mma get SO high on Friday and then go see Zootopia because... the fox. I'm cheap. I wanna see the fox. I watched a couple of previews and he knows how to fox. That's my sorta fox. Then poetry club Saturday day and then who knows, I'm pretty good at sniffing out a good night. Then a real laid back Sunday however that occurs.
I'mma enjoy this weekend. Et tu, Floodus?
879
« on: May 24, 2016, 08:23:02 AM »
sit on its face to assert your dominance
oh! I have one of those 
880
« on: May 24, 2016, 08:05:50 AM »
I'm not a big guy, skinny as fuck. But I'm a fucking honeybadger once you hit me. Shocked a few big guys like that. And won.
881
« on: May 24, 2016, 07:44:41 AM »
sit on its face to assert your dominance
882
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:03:43 AM »
and here I am again
*post*
883
« on: May 24, 2016, 03:08:30 AM »
gatsby was online too
fuck, too late for him I guess
884
« on: May 24, 2016, 03:01:07 AM »
885
« on: May 24, 2016, 02:53:46 AM »
if you can listen to that without shitting yourself laughing you're stronger than me
886
« on: May 24, 2016, 02:48:38 AM »
I expected you to be quoting a shitty country song.
Kinda glad you didn't. Thanks.
You're welcome :^)
Allow me 
887
« on: May 23, 2016, 12:18:36 PM »
How do we kill the furry?
Chlorine
TRAITOR
You didn't do your waist bump and bull out weird shape baton
Double agent actually
You think they'll let you live if you help them? Don't be so naive!
I will run and hide
So the plan is to wipe out your own kind and drive yourself into a life on the run. When you put it that way I just can't argue the logic of it. You've nothing to lose and everything to gain. I regret that you'll have to walk over me to achieve your shining destiny, but I don't think I have the heart to stop you. Excelsior, you brave, beautiful bastard. Go pick up that hobo bindle of your dreams.
My plan is practically flawless except for one area.
Human emotion
I may be able to go through my plans but it will haunt me and follow me until it tears me apart.
Easily fixed. Masochism. Drugs. There are options out there.
888
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:50:41 AM »
hypothetically, could a trans person who's had a couple of operations experience both
You need to be born a female to have a baby because you need a fully functioning uterus n shit
yeah you caught me before the edit whoops
889
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:48:09 AM »
hypothetically, could a trans person who's had a couple of operations experience both... maybe in the future with better technology. until then we can only dream
890
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:45:13 AM »
two birds with one post if you'll glance up thunder
891
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:43:03 AM »
12:41 here
where do you live that you're close to my time zone, only aussies are close to my time zone
892
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:33:34 AM »
Sweeeet. All while staying on topic as well.
893
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:25:45 AM »
Oh and take a shit beforehand.
894
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:24:42 AM »
No, the image.
The bit from Know Your Meme? Well, Ian, when you're in a relationship with someone that you love and trust, or have paid enough, or they're a drunk stranger, whatever the case: sometimes you try anal. Now, you want to lubricate the 'anal hole', that's important. Especially on your first try. It's something best planned for really; buy some proper lube since pulling their cheeks apart and spitting on their asshole for a while can be a real mood killer. Anyway, once you've worked it slowly in and out a few times, and things have loosened up and stopped feeling awkward or painful, there are definite spots up there that with stimulation will give up pleasure. An 'anal orgasm' can be a lot longer and more continuous than your typical male orgasm, if less uhm... 'pronounced'.
895
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:03:39 AM »
uhm
896
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:02:37 AM »
OR WERE YOU ASKING ABOUT THE ANAL?
holy shit
DON'T WORRY I'M AN ADULT
897
« on: May 23, 2016, 11:00:54 AM »
Is this true?
The bit from Know Your Meme? I dunno. Do I have to go and check their facts now? Uuuhhhggg such a pain. You can't just shitpost about things that you know nothing about without having to learn all about them these days.
898
« on: May 23, 2016, 10:57:32 AM »
FURRY
meh
You draw elite porn. That worst off in my books
Wait did you just stick up for us?
899
« on: May 23, 2016, 10:52:27 AM »
I haven't even seen the movie but I'm sure as hell going to make another Zootopia thread. From Know Your Meme: Since its announcement, the film has been widely discussed online due to its appeal to the furry community. On March 1st, BuzzFeed[14] and Gizmodo[13] reported that Disney has been strategically marketing the film to the furry fandom through a digital marketing firm, citing screenshots of the company’s outreach emails in which it asks various furry groups to promote the film on Instagram and Twitter. Post your dankest Zootopia memes
900
« on: May 23, 2016, 08:57:27 AM »
How do we kill the furry?
Chlorine
TRAITOR
You didn't do your waist bump and bull out weird shape baton
Double agent actually
You think they'll let you live if you help them? Don't be so naive!
I will run and hide
So the plan is to wipe out your own kind and drive yourself into a life on the run. When you put it that way I just can't argue the logic of it. You've nothing to lose and everything to gain. I regret that you'll have to walk over me to achieve your shining destiny, but I don't think I have the heart to stop you. Excelsior, you brave, beautiful bastard. Go pick up that hobo bindle of your dreams.
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