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The Flood / Re: anal hypnosis
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:25:47 AM »
Only if their head is really far up their own ass.
that sounds like an urban myth

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The Flood / Re: anal hypnosis
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:24:25 AM »
yeah if you use reverse sociology
don't you mean reverse cowboy

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The Flood / anal hypnosis
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:23:10 AM »
do you think it's possible to hypnotise someone by giving them anal?

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The Flood / Re: GATS IS A SHABIHA
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:19:17 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Is Flee or Mr P online right now?
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:12:35 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you treat every guy you meet as a potential fuck?
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:56:47 AM »
It's so easy to vote yes

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The Flood / Re: Master Chief et al. vs The Nerevarine et al.
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:49:32 AM »
Err The Hero Of Kvatch became Sheogorath, so he's basically like a god now in TES lore. . .
AS PER DESCRIPTION
M'aiq The Liar solos.
Big Head solos M'aiq

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The Flood / Re: Master Chief et al. vs The Nerevarine et al.
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:42:40 AM »
Err The Hero Of Kvatch became Sheogorath, so he's basically like a god now in TES lore. . .
AS PER DESCRIPTION

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The Flood / Re: Master Chief et al. vs The Nerevarine et al.
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:40:53 AM »
So what's the anti-ballistics rating on Ancient nord Iron?
60

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The Flood / Re: Is Flee or Mr P online right now?
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:39:27 AM »

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The Flood / Master Chief et al. vs The Nerevarine et al.
« on: April 04, 2015, 03:27:12 AM »
Master Chief, The Rookie and Noble 6 vs The Nerevarine, The Hero of Kvatch and The Dragonborn.

Equipment:

Quote
Chief: M6D Pistol, 2 frags.

Rookie: Suppressed SMG, 2 Molotovs.

Noble 6: MA37 Assault Rifle, 2 plasmas.

Quote
Nerevarine: Lvl 40. Full Bonemold. Levitation. Silver Longsword. Silver Darts.

Hero of Kvatch: Lvl 40. Full Blades Armour. Fire Ball. Akaviri Katana.

Dragonborn: Lvl. 40. Full Ancient Nord. Fus Ro Dah. Nord Hero Sword.

All: Mid-level Healing spell.

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The Flood / Re: Slash is Currently Dying.
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:05:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: As Easter Saturday arrives...
« on: April 04, 2015, 01:01:44 AM »
Don't forget to thaw the turkey early!

Spoiler
you piece of shit murderer
You look tasty

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The Flood / Re: Slash is Currently Dying.
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:57:05 AM »

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I have friends that do. I don't. Although I like to chop and change statuses. A girl can tell when I've upgraded her, for whatever reason, to 'potential fuck.' Doesn't necessarily mean I'm going to hit on them, but it definitely means 'impress me.'

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The Flood / Re: As Easter Saturday arrives...
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:32:22 AM »


Good luck with that. It'll probably be flooding by Easter monday.
Wait... which day does zombie jesus return? Monday?

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The Flood / Re: Signature Thread
« on: April 04, 2015, 12:27:58 AM »
Now I want to watch Antichrist....
Yes, me too.

God dammit, I haven't seen the full movie, just a few scenes, but the deer and the fox scenes are so.... Beautiful. In a weird way.
Then again, I'm the kind of sicko that finds decomposition of living beings fascinating.
I haven't seen it at all, or if I have I can't remember. It feels vaguely familiar. But I just had a read up and it sounds like something I'll track down now.

There are dicks and blood. In the same scene. Just a warning.
I've watched some pretty sick shit, I should be fine :P psychological horror gets to me, not gore. I recommend you watch Lake Mungo and The Tunnel if you haven't. And don't watch Trailers for them first, go in blind :D

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The Flood / Re: Man Up
« on: April 03, 2015, 03:00:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Just came back from the doctor.
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:57:42 PM »
you give love a bad name

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The Flood / Re: I found Mr. P
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:44:02 PM »
he didn't fully mechanise

the flesh is weak


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The Flood / Re: Goku is a boring character with no development
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:42:29 PM »
I liked Piccolo's development up until Buu saga. Goku's development sorta stopped after Frieza; he realised what it was to be truly pissed off as an adult and worked through it.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favourite Lemon quote?
« on: April 03, 2015, 02:37:49 PM »
Slash is chill. Meta doesn't bother me.

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The Flood / Re: youre gay if you wouldnt fuck lady penelope
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:41:59 PM »
Anybody else remember Captain Scarlet and the Mysterions?

That was my shit when I was younger.
I like outro video with all the various ways he gets killed :)

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The Flood / Re: Everybody in NY is an uptight prick
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:38:48 PM »
it has a very dorky name at the very least... say it to yourself a few times

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The Flood / Re: What would you do?
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:23:35 PM »
I don't know enough about the situation to be able to say what I'd do.

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The Flood / Re: As Easter Saturday arrives...
« on: April 03, 2015, 01:21:20 PM »
EASTER FOX HAS ARRIVED


Who wants an egg?
No. NO EGGS

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