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Messages - Elegiac

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:22:20 AM »
So far Verbatim is winning.

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The Flood / Re: Any of you ever lived like Larry before?
« on: April 07, 2015, 05:21:16 AM »
What's 'living like larry'... ?

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That's a television show, not reality.

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The Flood / Re: I'm getting my braces off tomorrow
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:51:11 AM »


And prepare to smell the worst smell in your life as you get your braces taken off.
Why?

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The Flood / Re: Psychoanalysis Time!
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:35:30 AM »
Hi

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:34:16 AM »
Calling out users vs a Lock
I've done a thread like this before and it didn't get locked. I'm not being abusive towards them.
Forcing anybody to be in Verbatim's presence is pretty abusive.
I've unmuted you now <3

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:28:49 AM »
Calling out users vs a Lock
I've done a thread like this before and it didn't get locked. I'm not being abusive towards them.

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The Flood / Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:21:53 AM »
Because Jive Turkey has big muscles Verbatim is allowed to use the oar from a boat as a weapon.

Who do you think wins this clash of titans?

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:19:02 AM »
You know, Elegiac.

I'm actually pretty impressed with what you've done.
In a few months you've managed to make me hate foxes more than I've already have from ten or so years of being exposed to furries.

It could be that you're actually a furry, and that's the cause of it.

Also, while I'm roasting you: The fox in your profile pic is without a doubt the most hideous one that I've ever seen.
But we're still buddies, right? I really like you man

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The Flood / Re: Just finished watching "Boyhood"
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:18:05 AM »
why not a movie about boypussy
you have to join fox clan, foxby

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I'm now engaged to Batch
Woah, looks like I missed something major.
Yeah you're out of the loop big time

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick
*draws a red cross on left hand*
close enough...
I will do the same as you

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:13:41 AM »
I agree, they're much better than piss posts.

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Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:11:04 AM »
Never clicking on lemons mute spoilers LOL

you are where you belong shitbird: oblivion

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get rich and buy the hospital

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it's this website obsessed with facial aesthetics. They treat anything less than the golden ratio as subhuman and pretty much have the aspects of attractiveness down to a science. they tear down average looking dudes for any flaw in their facial structure and probably have caused many suicides

they idolize models like nick bateman and david gandy.

elliot rodger the teen who shot up uc santa barbara used to hang out there strong wtf

Fuuuuark never again brahs :'(
Yeah man, that sounds like the biggest waste of time, don't go back, you're fine just the way you are baby

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:54:48 AM »

hurry up and join fox clan, foxby

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Seriously though, make with some fucking answers, OP

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:52:04 AM »
We know you do, you make most of them.
Sometimes.

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why did the site make you feel like that?

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:50:47 AM »


We didn't come so far we did to resort to shitposting.
Say again?

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Seers
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:50:05 AM »
A shitpost should be instantly recognizable.
There are no shades of grey in that regard.

No one is willing to look this problem in the eye.
The only reason we allow this to happen is because the shitposters are so vocal and so many that to ban them would significantly effect our forum traffic.

What I'm about to suggest may be madness, but what if we retook the B.net?
I really like this site though, and the admins have done so much work for it... There's a bit of sentimental attachment. How would one convince people to leave?
What is B.net even like now?


The Offsites were always meant to be a temporary measure. Surely there are others that remember this.
We were supposed to regroup here and regather our wits. But we were disillusioned and we lost hope.

I'm not saying we shouldn't be grateful for what Cheat and the admins have done. They are probably single handedly responsible for preserving this community. And it's comfortable here, and we're closer than ever.

I am as patriotic as any poster here. But maybe we should at least consider returning if there ever comes a time when the Flood is danger of failing. Time enough has passed that we would be whispered as legends among the populace.
And there's still holdouts there that we left behind...
No

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The Flood / Re: #COMMSFORMODERATOR2015
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:48:11 AM »
OP is a shitpost

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What is sluthate and why am I already facepalming?

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The Flood / Re: I love shitposts
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:46:27 AM »
They're fucking stupid, that's why.

OP is a shitpost.
I'VE TURNED INTO THE KING OF THE LESBIANS

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