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The Flood / Re: I'm freaking out
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:06:07 PM »
result of your movie and porn addiction

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I feel like one of those 'town's' in the title is redundant

OBSOLETE

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The Flood / Re: what would it be like
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:33:24 PM »
if ryle was live action? would they make him sorta realistic like narnia?- or more like garfield?

Narnia, and we should have Liam Neeson voice him
so... someone would kidnap his memeily and then he would find them and kill them

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The Flood / Re: Psychoanalysis Time!
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:32:13 PM »
Aw shit, son, do me.


From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web.

Most likely a pedophile.

I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.
Sounds expensive. Can I substitute heroin?
Dude I'm not sure that he actually read your posts, or there's been a mix up or something. Maybe read someone else's post history. He said intelligence, humour and wit. Let the guy read your actual post history and give an accurate verdict. You probably won't need anything expensive like drugs, just counseling, so relax.
But an evening with Mr. Brownstone is cheaper than an hour at the shrink.
You don't get free counseling in america do you? I forget that. Fine do the drugs.
Free counseling?

No wonder you lot are always so entitled..
We prefer the term 'well-adjusted'... which we aren't anyway.

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The Flood / Re: what would it be like
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:31:02 PM »
Trying to bring Dank memes into real life?
would he be voiced by bill murray?

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The Flood / what would it be like
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:28:55 PM »
if ryle was live action? would they make him sorta realistic like narnia?- or more like garfield?

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The Flood / Re: Warner Bros. is doing a Five Nights at Freddy's movie
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:27:15 PM »
Wait



Are you telling me there's a grumpy cat movie coming out?
Yes

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I'm for bed.

'Night all

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The Flood / Re: Man kills self after losing buffet privileges...
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:28:04 PM »
Quote
This information was part of an array of handwritten notes concerning the people he blamed for his misery. All told, Noble poured out 270 pages of blame. He added a table of contents. He also created a two-hour DVD.

Noble’s package expresses Noble’s side of the harassment story. According to him, he got in trouble for giving the female buffet employees gifts and attention.

Page 269 of Noble’s package to the Review-Journal, entitled “The Curse,” expresses the harm Noble hoped would come to these female employees and other M Resort workers.

That's really thorough.

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The Flood / Re: halo reach 1v1
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:55:33 PM »
what do you search for to find these videos?
PM

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The Flood / halo reach 1v1
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:19:22 PM »
playing a 1v1 this time

please like and subscribe

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Devil Moose
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:12:07 PM »
That's a good point

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Link of your thread
There's a distinct possibility that I'll have your monies this week

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The Flood / Re: Devil Moose
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:00:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Psychoanalysis Time!
« on: April 07, 2015, 02:16:31 PM »
Aw shit, son, do me.


From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web.

Most likely a pedophile.

I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.
Sounds expensive. Can I substitute heroin?
Dude I'm not sure that he actually read your posts, or there's been a mix up or something. Maybe read someone else's post history. He said intelligence, humour and wit. Let the guy read your actual post history and give an accurate verdict. You probably won't need anything expensive like drugs, just counseling, so relax.
But an evening with Mr. Brownstone is cheaper than an hour at the shrink.
You don't get free counseling in america do you? I forget that. Fine do the drugs.

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The Flood / Re: Psychoanalysis Time!
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:58:56 PM »
Aw shit, son, do me.


From a brief once-over of your posts, I see you post largely in the Serious and Flood forums. You display intelligence, humour, and wit in many of your posts. Most of your posts are layered in some degree in humour, which could be the result of being generally bored or depressed in your outside life and the desire to lighten things briefly for yourself within the walls of cyberspace. Or, it could simply be a symptom of a playful mind that typically looks for humour and easily loses interest in things that aren't at least in someway amusing to it. Your interests appear to range from anime to the military, which is fairly common for members of this web.

Most likely a pedophile.

I'd recommend you take 10g-25g of cocaine a day. If nothing changes after a month, get back to me, and we can look into upping your dosage.
Sounds expensive. Can I substitute heroin?
Dude I'm not sure that he actually read your posts, or there's been a mix up or something. Maybe read someone else's post history. He said intelligence, humour and wit. Let the guy read your actual post history and give an accurate verdict. You probably won't need anything expensive like drugs, just counseling, so relax.

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The Flood / Devil Moose
« on: April 07, 2015, 01:19:34 PM »
Spooky

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: "Surely you jest"
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:25:57 PM »




Death does not wait for you to be ready!
Death is not considerate or fair!
And make no mistake, here you face death.

Tiger.

Jujitsu.

Panther. You're skilled. But this is not a dance.



And you are afraid. But not of me.

Tell us, Mr. Jester... ..what do you fear?
Sharks
Goblin sharks?


Any shark
They are soulless monsters

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The Flood / Re: "Surely you jest"
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:24:30 PM »



Death does not wait for you to be ready!
Death is not considerate or fair!
And make no mistake, here you face death.

Tiger.

Jujitsu.

Panther. You're skilled. But this is not a dance.



And you are afraid. But not of me.

Tell us, Mr. Jester... ..what do you fear?
Sharks
Goblin sharks?


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The Flood / Re: "Surely you jest"
« on: April 07, 2015, 12:18:12 PM »


Death does not wait for you to be ready!
Death is not considerate or fair!
And make no mistake, here you face death.

Tiger.

Jujitsu.

Panther. You're skilled. But this is not a dance.



And you are afraid. But not of me.

Tell us, Mr. Jester... ..what do you fear?

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The Flood / Re: that moment when you're browsing Serious
« on: April 07, 2015, 11:11:00 AM »
Fuck America.

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The Flood / Re: Forum Guessing Game
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:56:54 AM »

Baby Sadam and Osama?
No :)
Fuck you I'm correct cumdumpster faggot. You fucking Jizzwizard. You fucking donkeycunt.
STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKHEAD

I'LL MAKE YOU PISS
FIGHT ME NIG
*SMASHES YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BOOMERANG*

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 10:00:00 AM »
not give a fuck
still such a weak philosophy, nothing gets better like that

sorry
You're taking it too literally. You'll understand one day.
Dude I'm way older than you. I understand many things, including taking it easy.

But bullies aren't something you can magic away by 'not giving a fuck.'

What country is that?

Anyway, you my friend are dead inside, so I doubt you could ever experience any sort of 'magic' :P

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The Flood / Re: What's your Subway Sub?
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:57:35 AM »
Subway tastes like bland vomit.
It's not the most flavoursome thing, that's true. I only have it occasionally.

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:50:25 AM »
Also, how old are you anyways to be way older than me?
Aren't you like 22?
I will be 24 next month.
I've only got four years on you then. Huh. I'm just used to people around here being teenage or very early twenties.

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:49:21 AM »
not give a fuck
still such a weak philosophy, nothing gets better like that

sorry
You're taking it too literally. You'll understand one day.
Dude I'm way older than you. I understand many things, including taking it easy.

But bullies aren't something you can magic away by 'not giving a fuck.'
You don't magic them away, that's not the point at all.

Take an extreme case for example: the self immolating monk. He has mastered the art of not giving a fuck so well that he remains undisturbed even being burned alive. The fire isn't magically wished away, it remains. But the monk endures and the fire has no effect on him (Not talking about his body. Fire burns of course) However, he does this in protest. He has ideals that he does care about. He gives his attention to certain things in life, while others aren't even worth a tiny wince to him. Not even a blazing inferno engulfing his flesh.

How insignificant and meaningless some petty bullying must be to him if not even the terrible pain of immolation is enough to phase him. Truly he's a master of the art.

Of course, I pale in comparison but it does put some things into perspective.
It depends on whether or not their actions are going to make life difficult for you even if you ignore them. Bullies can shape your world to your detriment if you give them a free hand.
Not giving a fuck isn't about ignoring, though. Action is perfectly fine. The point is to remain unphased.
Thanks for explaining, according to your definition I'd say that I don't give a fuck 99% of the time.

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The Flood / Re: Jive turkey vs Verbatim
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:42:49 AM »
Is the oar splintery?
It is this


That's a very nice looking oar. I'm not sure how long jive would be able to last.
I know, it's a real cliffhanger.

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