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7531
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:14:55 AM »
huh
7532
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:08:11 AM »
when doing a poo is what people look forward to the most they will become known as 'living the poo life'; haters will try to ruin it for them but 'playas' who are living the poo life will ignore them and move on to doing another poo.
some people get really obsessed with the poo life and extend the theme to their whole lives; they will dress in poo costumes and go to poo conventions, they will make shitposts and post poo gifs in forums. these people become known as 'weeapoos.' they will often have a picture of their favourite poo on a body pillow so that they can sleep in bed with the poo and roleplay with the poo by putting it on the toilet seat and pretending that the poo is going into the toilet.
do you live the poo life? discuss the poo life.
7533
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:49:50 PM »
Oysters on a half shell.
I don't know how to make that.
Raw oysters
Give the money and I'll get them for you.
But you are supposed to provide free meals.
No I'm not
Feed me.
You have access to the refrigerator.
7534
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:47:53 PM »
See you tomorrow, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 
7535
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:41:26 PM »
surprise me, bbe
You can have 12 oranges
Eat them
7536
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:41:10 PM »
Oysters on a half shell.
I don't know how to make that.
Raw oysters
Give the money and I'll get them for you.
But you are supposed to provide free meals.
No I'm not
7537
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:36:04 PM »
Oysters on a half shell.
I don't know how to make that.
Raw oysters
Give the money and I'll get them for you.
7538
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:32:32 PM »
Oysters on a half shell.
I don't know how to make that.
7539
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:20:37 PM »
NO! We are cooking together, k?
=3
wow baby
7540
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:20:10 PM »
surprise me, bbe
You can have 12 oranges
7541
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:18:14 PM »
Kung Po King Prawns.
I can't make that dish
Then don't make promises you can't keep.
I never promised
Would you like to taste something similar?
Such as?
7542
« on: April 18, 2015, 01:17:28 PM »
7543
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:18:37 PM »
Fried fox.
I don't know how to make that.
Put a dead fox corpse on a frying pan.
And that's it?
Pretty much.
I don't know how to cook that.
7544
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:17:24 PM »
Fried fox.
I don't know how to make that.
Put a dead fox corpse on a frying pan.
And that's it?
7545
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:12:45 PM »
Fried fox.
I don't know how to make that.
7546
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:05:55 PM »
Barbecued Marinated Tenderloin Steak. Get on it Ele.
I can't make that.
That's weak bruh
7547
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:04:30 PM »
Sure man, whatever you say.
I'm right?
7548
« on: April 18, 2015, 12:02:39 PM »
you might as well
7549
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:50:43 AM »
Barbecued Marinated Tenderloin Steak. Get on it Ele.
I can't make that.
7550
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:50:17 AM »
Chile en nogada
I can't make that
7551
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:49:44 AM »
Kung Po King Prawns.
I can't make that dish
Then don't make promises you can't keep.
I never promised Would you like to taste something similar?
7552
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:47:51 AM »
challenger picks his BUMP LOL
let's have a barbeque, would you both like to fuck my wife?
This is my forum.
Meaning?
7553
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:47:06 AM »
I'm sorry if I'm not a sad little child like you who calls transferring all their negative energy to some internet forum 'banter' I don't though.
The people who I get on with here know what I'm actually like. They know I'm just fucking around.
It's not my fault you're mister sensitive and cry about fucking everything.
I don't want to hear your shit. And I don't want to make a fun thread in which I hope to have fun only to find it looking like this:  because you and challenger can't just let me be. If you sperg out and say hilarious shit, then you should expect people to make jokes.
Get over it.
Because I don't find your bullshit fun. I don't post in your threads. But you can't seem to keep out of mine. I have no compulsion to post in your threads, just like I have no compulsion to post in anyone's threads. You're nothing special.
This is my forum, huh? Seems more like yours. And you wonder why people make jokes about you.
This isn't and never was your forum. It isn't mine either (I also never made suchh aretarded claim too).
It's Cheat's forum, and arguably Isara's too. You know, the people that do work on this place to keep it running.
Grow up, and act like it. Says the man-child.
Dude, your long-ass explanation means nothing to me. Most everything you say is false. I was going to tell you at the start of the new week but I may as well tell you now: I'll play along, dude. You always want to be right, I'll tell you that you are. And more. All for you, since you can't keep away from me. Partly inspired by Demonic Chronic if I'm honest.
7554
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:35:30 AM »
7555
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:33:42 AM »
challenger picks his BUMP LOL
let's have a barbeque, would you both like to fuck my wife?
7556
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:16:46 AM »
Baby, it's late why are you awake?
Fuck, why am I awake?
*sips tea*
I'M AWAKE BECAUSE YOU'RE AWAKE
YOU FUCKING MORON I'M NOT STANDING HERE HOLDING A WARMING PAN SO YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO FOR YOUR INSTAGRAM
FOOD. TYPE. TELL ME AND THEN GO AWAY
Fox, grilled, honey glazed, and dipped in BBQ sauce.
*sips tea*
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
MAKE YOURSELF POPCORN AND BE READY FOR SEX WITHIN 20 MINUTES OR DEATH TO YOU
*SEXILY LEAVES FOR BED*
Guess who's in my bed tonight :3
*sips tea*
A Cheese Potato
Exodus :3
Maybe Cheesy, who knows >.>
*sips tea*
omg
7557
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:13:16 AM »
Kung Po King Prawns.
I can't make that dish
7558
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:12:28 AM »
Baby, it's late why are you awake?
Fuck, why am I awake?
*sips tea*
I'M AWAKE BECAUSE YOU'RE AWAKE
YOU FUCKING MORON I'M NOT STANDING HERE HOLDING A WARMING PAN SO YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO FOR YOUR INSTAGRAM
FOOD. TYPE. TELL ME AND THEN GO AWAY
Fox, grilled, honey glazed, and dipped in BBQ sauce.
*sips tea*
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
MAKE YOURSELF POPCORN AND BE READY FOR SEX WITHIN 20 MINUTES OR DEATH TO YOU
*SEXILY LEAVES FOR BED*
Guess who's in my bed tonight :3
*sips tea*
A Cheese Potato
7559
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:06:13 AM »
Baby, it's late why are you awake?
Fuck, why am I awake?
*sips tea*
I'M AWAKE BECAUSE YOU'RE AWAKE
YOU FUCKING MORON I'M NOT STANDING HERE HOLDING A WARMING PAN SO YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO FOR YOUR INSTAGRAM
FOOD. TYPE. TELL ME AND THEN GO AWAY
Fox, grilled, honey glazed, and dipped in BBQ sauce.
*sips tea*
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE MAKE YOURSELF POPCORN AND BE READY FOR SEX WITHIN 20 MINUTES OR DEATH TO YOU *SEXILY LEAVES FOR BED*
7560
« on: April 18, 2015, 11:03:41 AM »
nice bump 
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