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The Flood / Re: I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 17, 2015, 01:45:17 AM »
Sigma said something about it

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The Flood / Re: I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 17, 2015, 01:44:53 AM »
I'll check

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The Flood / Re: I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 17, 2015, 12:49:45 AM »
it's not the way I usually tell it, I draw it out a bit longer, without specifics about what sea it's in and stuff, but this was a good version I found when I googled it

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The Flood / Re: I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 17, 2015, 12:39:24 AM »
i wish i had the wit to come up with this shit
are you serious

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The Flood / Re: What time is it where you live?
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:32:08 PM »
7:52

2:42 am

bed time, elgy
soon
now

I'll leave you with an image of your true appearance, which you can take with you into your dreams.

I'm australian


But that fox isn't stoned
That makes two of us. It's been a while since I made stoner threads lil buddy, I pretty much don't smoke anymore.
congrats
Not much of an achievement, I just got bored of it. I had some last night and earlier today to help with a hangover; so I really only smoke at parties and the day after parties or whatever. Although my friend and I are planning to smoke a fat joint before we go to see Mad Max this week.
That movie looks boss.
I've been calling it since the first trailer was released. I'm glad I was right.

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The Flood / Re: What time is it where you live?
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:26:45 PM »
7:52

2:42 am

bed time, elgy
soon
now

I'll leave you with an image of your true appearance, which you can take with you into your dreams.

I'm australian


But that fox isn't stoned
That makes two of us. It's been a while since I made stoner threads lil buddy, I pretty much don't smoke anymore.
congrats
Not much of an achievement, I just got bored of it. I had some last night and earlier today to help with a hangover; so I really only smoke at parties and the day after parties or whatever. Although my friend and I are planning to smoke a fat joint before we go to see Mad Max this week.

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The Flood / Re: What time is it where you live?
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:18:02 PM »
7:52

2:42 am

bed time, elgy
soon
now

I'll leave you with an image of your true appearance, which you can take with you into your dreams.

I'm australian


But that fox isn't stoned
That makes two of us. It's been a while since I made stoner threads lil buddy, I pretty much don't smoke anymore.

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The Flood / Re: I call my girl Dumbledore
« on: May 16, 2015, 02:15:57 PM »
flippendo

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The Flood / Re: What time is it where you live?
« on: May 16, 2015, 01:42:35 PM »
2:42 am

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The Flood / Re: When is the last time you ran a mile or more?
« on: May 16, 2015, 01:22:54 PM »
I take long walks. Brisk walks.

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The Flood / I know one joke, would you like to hear it?
« on: May 16, 2015, 01:11:21 PM »
You're hearing it.

Quote
In the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed-upon prawn. “I hate being a prawn,” says Justin. “I wish I were a shark.” Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. “Your wish is granted,” he says. Instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian. As he approaches, he shouts out: “It’s me, Justin, your old friend. I’ve changed… I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again, Christian.”

Discuss.

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oh and uhm

man

6437
the dinosaurs have been covered with lime

the dinosaurs know only one thing: it is better to be alive

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The Flood / Re: How does this make you feel?
« on: May 16, 2015, 11:02:47 AM »
I remember reading a breakdown of all the symbolism in the video one time but I forget all of it now.
it's pretty clear though
The overall pessimistic outlook on humanity is clear but I'm talking about stuff like the oranges, apples and grapes and why each kid chose the specific fruit.
I'd like to read that.

I've always enjoyed this clip, even if the overall film doesn't quite grab me.

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The Flood / Re: Classic movie quotes
« on: May 16, 2015, 10:10:00 AM »
YouTube


YouTube

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The Flood / Re: If I ever get a romantic partner
« on: May 15, 2015, 03:12:47 AM »
I've seen enough relationships to know that a relationship is often just a new era of patheticness. Stay pure. Become wizard.

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The Flood / Re: Girls are evil
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:41:18 AM »



Yep you have finally figured out the truth of women, are you gay yet? <3

All these gay comments wat.......

Nah I'll just find the one who is worth all the trouble I suppose >.>

Heh sorry rocketman but you're right there other bitches out there in the dog park you just gotta go fetch em.
I throw the ball, I don't fetch it.

You wouldn't fetch it for me elegiac? :'(
If you threw it like you meant it.

Awwww yay!! <3
Hooray

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The Flood / Re: Girls are evil
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:27:42 AM »


Yep you have finally figured out the truth of women, are you gay yet? <3

All these gay comments wat.......

Nah I'll just find the one who is worth all the trouble I suppose >.>

Heh sorry rocketman but you're right there other bitches out there in the dog park you just gotta go fetch em.
I throw the ball, I don't fetch it.

You wouldn't fetch it for me elegiac? :'(
If you threw it like you meant it.

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The Flood / Re: Girls are evil
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:20:41 AM »

Yep you have finally figured out the truth of women, are you gay yet? <3

All these gay comments wat.......

Nah I'll just find the one who is worth all the trouble I suppose >.>

Heh sorry rocketman but you're right there other bitches out there in the dog park you just gotta go fetch em.
I throw the ball, I don't fetch it.

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:02:39 AM »
I don't understand why you didn't all pile into your mum's bed

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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:38:08 AM »
ITT fags
I'm going to have to ask you to throw that, sir

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The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:03:25 AM »
I like how spookiness has resulted in rampant incest

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The Flood / Re: You find her attractive?
« on: May 14, 2015, 03:01:46 AM »
I spose

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The Flood / Re: Man Kills Imaginary Friend
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:07:41 PM »
I can't believe you guys fell for this

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The Flood / Re: Man Kills Imaginary Friend
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:34:40 AM »
Awwwww he's so sad!!! He needs help.
He'll get help now. If he's lucky and well-behaved he'll end up on Oprah or something.

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The Flood / Re: Man Kills Imaginary Friend
« on: May 13, 2015, 05:50:17 AM »
I'm not even from the US and can see the steady trend of all weird shit coming out of Florida.
I have secret information.

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