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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:31:53 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:52:21 AM »
nair
It never lasts for me, and I've used veet, too.
and it's such an annoying procedure to go through

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The Flood / Re: How to deal with razor bumps?
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:51:33 AM »
Use fire.

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The Flood / Re: is it coincidence....
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:34:09 AM »
It didn't change anything it just forced us into some grand delusion where we pretend that our shit doesn't stink. Like a bunch of rich people in a country club toilet 'Mmm'ing and 'Ahhh'ing and politely clearing our throats instead of flat-out asking "who the fuck had comms officer for lunch yesterday?!"

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck is happening outside
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:19:35 AM »
All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.

This could be the plot to a movie!

ROUGH DRAFT OF THE SCRIPT, ON MY DESK, ASAP!
By the time I've written it I guarantee the idea will already have been used heavily in ghostbusters 4

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck is happening outside
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:10:59 AM »
Wait... what was the thing that was threatening to kill you last time? Wasn't it your TV?

Well, this time I think you'll quickly find that it's your toilets turn to attempt to harvest your bodily goo's. All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.

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The Flood / Re: So, I just had the best night like ever.
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:48:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: So, I just had the best night like ever.
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:43:51 PM »
What did you blend?
body fluids

I just had/having wine
Double-checked the thread... yep, that's the closest you've come to saying "I HAD SEX TODAY" lol


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The Flood / Re: So, I just had the best night like ever.
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
What did you blend?

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The Flood / Re: I'm autistic and I'm proud!
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:59:29 PM »
that's cool man so is my little cousin
man gootsby why is your talk so real
i gave it life with my soul
lol

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The Flood / Re: I'm autistic and I'm proud!
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:43:12 PM »
that's cool man so is my little cousin
man gootsby why is your talk so real

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The Flood / Re: Guys
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:41:51 PM »
I see you were in my thread. Why didn't you post in it, huh? Am I not good enough for you?

Yes I only like of the highest quality

lol

DOG
I assert dominance


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The Flood / Re: Thinking about quitting my job
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:38:12 PM »
What is your job?
I work in the kitchen of a Pdq, which is a high quality fast food chain in Florida and a few other states in the US
I had a job washing dishes for an all-you-can-eat buffet/restaurant once. It was hell.
That sounds like hell, I bet if you did that here you'd never stop washing dishes because of the sheer amount of fat asses in those restaurants
It was a Sizzlers. We went home hours after the rest of the staff. And literally masses of wasted food I saw.

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The Flood / Re: Thinking about quitting my job
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:33:45 PM »
What is your job?
I work in the kitchen of a Pdq, which is a high quality fast food chain in Florida and a few other states in the US
I had a job washing dishes for an all-you-can-eat buffet/restaurant once. It was hell.

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The Flood / Re: Guys
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:31:47 PM »
I see you were in my thread. Why didn't you post in it, huh? Am I not good enough for you?

Yes I only like of the highest quality

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The Flood / Re: Thinking about quitting my job
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:04:24 PM »
What is your job?

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:01:52 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD
What the fuck is wrong with Iron Maiden you stupid shit.

Also most of those bands aren't even Metal anyway
I don't like Iron Maiden a whole lot, it's too old and cheesy.
Wow
It's not the worst though. It's part of that comforting mass of music that doesn't offend me, but I find it boring.

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The Flood / Re: Discuss dank-tier snack foods
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:56:07 PM »
I'm eating mandarin's, they are juicy and delicious

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:48:33 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD
What the fuck is wrong with Iron Maiden you stupid shit.

Also most of those bands aren't even Metal anyway
I don't like Iron Maiden a whole lot, it's too old and cheesy.

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:41:52 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:12:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:11:45 PM »
Opeth

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:09:30 PM »
Gojira maybe?

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The Flood / Re: Ok metal-heads, learn me this thing.
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:50:13 PM »
God I hate that show. Dethklok is the most boring metal I've ever heard.

But with that as an example... try this.

YouTube




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The Flood / Re: Just ordered pizza
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:39:12 PM »
Wait harder.

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The Flood / Re: Discuss dank-tier snack foods
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:38:27 PM »
I just picked up some halloumi and good ol homestyle lemonade

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The Flood / Re: im being haunted by das
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:33:28 PM »
where can I pick up my free ryle

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