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6331
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:31:53 AM »
Try waxing
Ouch, you do that?
6332
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:52:21 AM »
nair
It never lasts for me, and I've used veet, too.
and it's such an annoying procedure to go through
6333
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:51:33 AM »
Use fire.
6334
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:34:09 AM »
It didn't change anything it just forced us into some grand delusion where we pretend that our shit doesn't stink. Like a bunch of rich people in a country club toilet 'Mmm'ing and 'Ahhh'ing and politely clearing our throats instead of flat-out asking "who the fuck had comms officer for lunch yesterday?!"
6335
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:25:31 AM »
why did you centre this
6336
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:22:48 AM »
6337
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:19:35 AM »
All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.
This could be the plot to a movie!
ROUGH DRAFT OF THE SCRIPT, ON MY DESK, ASAP!
By the time I've written it I guarantee the idea will already have been used heavily in ghostbusters 4
6338
« on: May 19, 2015, 02:10:59 AM »
Wait... what was the thing that was threatening to kill you last time? Wasn't it your TV?
Well, this time I think you'll quickly find that it's your toilets turn to attempt to harvest your bodily goo's. All of those incidents sound like unstable toilet phenomena.
6339
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:48:02 PM »
What did you blend?
body fluids
I just had/having wine
Double-checked the thread... yep, that's the closest you've come to saying "I HAD SEX TODAY" lol
6340
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:43:51 PM »
What did you blend?
body fluids
I just had/having wine
Double-checked the thread... yep, that's the closest you've come to saying "I HAD SEX TODAY" lol
6341
« on: May 18, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
What did you blend?
6342
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:59:29 PM »
that's cool man so is my little cousin
man gootsby why is your talk so real
i gave it life with my soul
lol
6343
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:43:12 PM »
that's cool man so is my little cousin
man gootsby why is your talk so real
6344
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:41:51 PM »
6345
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:38:12 PM »
What is your job?
I work in the kitchen of a Pdq, which is a high quality fast food chain in Florida and a few other states in the US
I had a job washing dishes for an all-you-can-eat buffet/restaurant once. It was hell.
That sounds like hell, I bet if you did that here you'd never stop washing dishes because of the sheer amount of fat asses in those restaurants
It was a Sizzlers. We went home hours after the rest of the staff. And literally masses of wasted food I saw.
6346
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:33:45 PM »
What is your job?
I work in the kitchen of a Pdq, which is a high quality fast food chain in Florida and a few other states in the US
I had a job washing dishes for an all-you-can-eat buffet/restaurant once. It was hell.
6347
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:31:47 PM »
I see you were in my thread. Why didn't you post in it, huh? Am I not good enough for you?
Yes I only like of the highest quality
6348
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:04:24 PM »
What is your job?
6349
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:01:52 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD
What the fuck is wrong with Iron Maiden you stupid shit.
Also most of those bands aren't even Metal anyway
I don't like Iron Maiden a whole lot, it's too old and cheesy.
Wow
It's not the worst though. It's part of that comforting mass of music that doesn't offend me, but I find it boring.
6350
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:56:07 PM »
I'm eating mandarin's, they are juicy and delicious
6351
« on: May 18, 2015, 03:48:33 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD
What the fuck is wrong with Iron Maiden you stupid shit.
Also most of those bands aren't even Metal anyway
I don't like Iron Maiden a whole lot, it's too old and cheesy.
6352
« on: May 18, 2015, 02:41:52 PM »
^ none of those except early SOAD
6353
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:12:20 PM »
Gojira maybe?
FUCK no
I like their first album
6354
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:11:45 PM »
6355
« on: May 18, 2015, 01:09:30 PM »
Gojira maybe?
6356
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:50:13 PM »
God I hate that show. Dethklok is the most boring metal I've ever heard. But with that as an example... try this.
6357
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:39:12 PM »
Wait harder.
6358
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:38:27 PM »
I just picked up some halloumi and good ol homestyle lemonade
6359
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:33:28 PM »
where can I pick up my free ryle
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