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That feel when I was responding to Cheat in Anarchy only to have an error message saying the board is off limits to me after hitting submit.  :'(
I bet Cheat was watching you reply and waited until you were just about to post to end anarchy.

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I can see that many of you have noticed it as well. I think that people who have been AFK like I was will notice it about as quickly as I did. Although if they don't, since most of us already know, they should discover it in short order.

Share your stories of when you noticed that the anarchy forum was gone.

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The Flood / Re: This fig walk into a bar...
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:34:59 AM »
I feel like that product is very discriminatory in a disingenuously underhanded way.

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The Flood / Re: it's been fun
« on: May 26, 2015, 02:26:32 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 03:53:57 PM »
Waffle House

You meet a lot of different people if you go at 2:30 in the morning.  I met a truck driver from New Mexico en route to Charleston.
He must drive his truck to a lot of different places
He has his own rig and gets contracts from trucking companies.  It was a candy red Freightliner.  Apparently he's pretty well off.
I wonder what his horn sounds like

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 03:46:37 PM »
Waffle House

You meet a lot of different people if you go at 2:30 in the morning.  I met a truck driver from New Mexico en route to Charleston.
He must drive his truck to a lot of different places

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Fuck me sideways

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:46:09 PM »

Lol Waffle House is shit

IHOP is an actually decent restaurant

Did you not see where I said they put PANCAKE BATTER in their omelets?!
and they have poo under their fingernails

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:33:13 PM »

IHOP sounds like the name of a place that would sell tyres or plumbing stuff.

It stands for "International House Of Pancakes"

and everyone knows pancakes from restaurants are disgusting.
They're usually made on the same grill that raw meat is cooked on.
and they probably don't wash their hands

Most likely not. Whereas at Waffle House we were constantly having to wash our hands and cooks had to wash their hands and change their gloves every time they touched the raw meat mainly because our customers were watching us cook and prepare their food. I worked at a Waffle House in an upper class area and the people who live there are vey particular and anal about everything, so our staff was held to a high standard. We didn't really have hose nasty tooth missing meth heads  like all the rest of the waffle houses. I actually made more money there as a server than I do as a shift supervisor at Starbucks, but it wasn't worth the stress, so I quit.

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:15:05 PM »
IHOP sounds like the name of a place that would sell tyres or plumbing stuff.

It stands for "International House Of Pancakes"

and everyone knows pancakes from restaurants are disgusting.
They're usually made on the same grill that raw meat is cooked on.
and they probably don't wash their hands

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe in chaos
« on: May 25, 2015, 12:41:14 PM »
Apparent randomness is the result of unsophisticated measuring tools, though on the quantum level we do see the necessity of uncertainty, though it is not the same as randomness.
So, the fact of the universe is orderly (And beyond that?)?- or rather, would be seen to be orderly if we could map it?

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The Flood / Re: Do you believe in chaos
« on: May 25, 2015, 11:57:54 AM »
See my signature.

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The Flood / Re: Waffle House vs. IHOP
« on: May 25, 2015, 10:51:54 AM »
IHOP sounds like the name of a place that would sell tyres or plumbing stuff.

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You know it's useful.

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The Flood / Re: Bilingual people
« on: May 25, 2015, 08:27:27 AM »
couple dune languages
Wow, gootsby

so cultured, quite the renaissance goots <3

say something romantic in the language of arabian nights

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:58:09 AM »
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.
>trying to deny stereotypes
Yeah, save em for Cheese Potato, he loves the aussie death-animals stereotype, I find it silly. Other countries have fucking bears, we have nothing like that.
I have never seen an animal that could be considered dangerous in the wild.
Sure as shit never seen a bear around here.

Closest I get is a snake, and they keep to theselves.

At least we don't have a season where the birds literally try to kill us just because it's that time of year.
You mean magpies? And only magpies? I've been swooped once in my life.

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Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?
Prepare to be turned into a vegetable yourself!

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Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?

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The Flood / Re: Update me now.
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:42:55 AM »
Custom titles are on the horizon for some of us.

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The Flood / Re: So....Anarchy is on?
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:41:57 AM »
MOCK FUCK

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:38:37 AM »
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.
>trying to deny stereotypes
Yeah, save em for Cheese Potato, he loves the aussie death-animals stereotype, I find it silly. Other countries have fucking bears, we have nothing like that.

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:31:16 AM »
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.
It was kind of gross, but it wasn't a spider of Australian proportions thankfully. It wasn't anything a single tissue swipe couldn't deal with.
Every country has big spiders.

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:26:42 AM »
It's slowly dying from internal damage.
This is most likely the case. I remember this one time about a month ago where I sprayed this one spider, and it crawled to some point near the ceiling. It just stayed there for several days. Once I had concluded that it was dead, I decided to remove it with a tissue, and once I had removed it, I noticed that its abdomen was partially dissolved, and some of the liquified abdomen had stayed on the ceiling.
Yuck.

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The Flood / Re: I think I gave a spider mental trauma
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:22:19 AM »
It's slowly dying from internal damage.

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The Flood / Re: The Fall of Batch
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:17:27 AM »

Ive never seen Cheese Potato BTFO out of someone before
Aww shit, I was saving that image for later!

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The Flood / Re: The Fall of Batch
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:05:41 AM »
*sips thread*

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The Flood / Re: Come Here I'll Give My Humble Opinion Of You
« on: May 25, 2015, 02:00:46 AM »
I feel validated.

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The Flood / Re: Come Here I'll Give My Humble Opinion Of You
« on: May 24, 2015, 05:30:30 PM »
MOCK FUCK

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