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The Flood / Re: On Google Images
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:07:04 PM »
without actually doing that, what would I see? not that

really makes you think

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The Flood / Re: What's the Weirdest Thing You've Ever Written?
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:03:44 PM »
ok but it's a really hard hitting drama, don't read unless you're emotionally prepared

Spoiler
Barry looked out the cold soulless glass of the flower shop window. Raining again. Water falling out of the sky like tears from an orphaned civilization.

"The ten million sheep keep grazing," Barry murmured to himself. "The slime and filth of New York all runs downhill." Benson & Associates didn't take off like Barry dreamed it would. The only clients he got were scumbag addicts who couldn't find their antenna if it was hanging in front of them.

The flower shop door opened, and a mosquito flew in. "Fucking bloodsuckers," Barry grumbled, lighting a cigarette. The flame burned like the embers of a forgotten time. Barry could hardly remember the last time he was happy; working for Honex and spending time with Adam and Vanessa. Adam was now the CEO of Honesco and fired half the bees to save money, and Vanessa hadn't been the same since she started drinking.

"Mr Benson, hello?" The mosquito buzzed around Barry. "Oh god, I need your help. PLEASE!"

Barry took another drag from his cigarette and rolled his eyes. "What is it, asshole?" He couldn't stand insect filth who wasted his time.

Time. Like the gears of a machine, turning in place, never reaching a conclusion. Barry's time never ended. He had prayed for death before, but no one answered. He used to believe in God, but now God was like a moat flowing through a windmill.

The mosquito put its face in its hands. "Oh god...the kids...Elaine...they're all dead."

"Let me guess, you got drunk and flew into a rage." The rain kept coming.

"What? God no, Barry. It was...it was a car accident. The SUV pulled out in front of me, I had no time to react!"

Barry scoffed. "Yeah right, punk. Let me guess, you were on the pipe again?"

"No Barry, I'm off that stuff! You've gotta believe m-"

Suddenly a giant bare foot came down in front of Barry, crushing the mosquito. Barry looked up and saw Vanessa smirk at him, sangria in her hand. Then she silently walked away.

"What a bitch," Barry thought.

The rest of the day dragged on. Barry smoked cigarette after cigarette. He would've tried to steal some of Vanessa's liquor, but he knew the consequences if he was caught. He looked out the window again. The city was slowing down, falling asleep. Robots following their programming. Spurred on only by the promise of a divine reward.

"Cowards," Barry thought. He took another puff and coughed. The smoke had completely filled his tiny bee body. He doubled over in pain and fell to the hardwood floor. The floor was as cold as a drinking a glass of water after you chew a piece of mint gum. Except way colder than that.

Barry felt enormous pain as he started to succumb to tobacco poisoning. He saw Vanessa stumble into the room and make eye contact with him. She was holding a bottle of vodka now.

"Vanessa...kill me." Barry pleaded.

Vanessa just laughed at his plight and left the shop.

"Wh...what a bitch..."

Barry couldn't take the pain anymore. He had to end it. He crawled over to the couch and took a deep breath before plunging his stinger into the fabric. The pounding rain coming from the sky started to subside into a light drizzle. As the stinger left his body, Barry sighed in relief. It would all bee over soon.
I'm very amused. Bleak. Punchy. You can string words together ok

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Berserk 2016?
« on: September 22, 2016, 09:56:48 PM »
>everyone talks about the rape horse

that's literally nothing. i've seen so much better over a decade of hentai
oh I've seen some shit, but rape horse is probably the funniest

let's expect anime to be as no-holds-barred rapey as hentai

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The Flood / Re: Do you think your mom ever fantasizes...
« on: September 22, 2016, 08:24:38 PM »
Gats used to be me mum.
Now I just hide in my imagination box in the corner of a church.

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The Flood / Re: I tried Whataburger today
« on: September 22, 2016, 07:06:02 PM »
I used to eat gats for pleasure.
Now I just hide in my imagination box in the corner of a church.

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The Flood / Re: Is This Place Worth Returning To?
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:49:02 PM »
Yes, it is. Sometimes I feel very proud that the Flood didn't die when Bungie did.

We are a monument to all their sins.

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Berserk 2016?
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:47:51 PM »
Yeah, some of the CG looks pretty awful, but I had my expectations set low because I knew it would have CG at all. So all the good parts are of such quality that I just don't mind. I do agree about the CG though. Kill it with fire. Gimme the ol' Box of War animation over that any day. 90's 4 lyfe.

And.




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The Flood / Re: Who's more attractive: me or class?
« on: September 22, 2016, 10:05:18 AM »
me
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Berserk 2016?
« on: September 22, 2016, 09:10:46 AM »
Degenerate shit for degenerate people.
Many moral lessons are contained in it though.
And I'm sure you can't find them anywhere else.
“Don't pray. If you pray your hands are closed.”

“The strength to protect someone is different than the strength to be with someone.”

lol, I dunno

it's a cool show

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on Berserk 2016?
« on: September 22, 2016, 09:04:23 AM »
Degenerate shit for degenerate people.
Many moral lessons are contained in it though.

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The Flood / Thoughts on Berserk 2016?
« on: September 22, 2016, 08:51:57 AM »
All taken with all, I'm pleased with it. My one complaint, really, is that they didn't include the Lost Children arc. Which of course includes this scene, a personal favourite:
Spoiler

But hey, we got an animated rape horse.


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The Flood / Re: would you trust an Austrian?
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:43:27 AM »
aye

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The Flood / I see you in the darkness, I see you in the light
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:41:34 AM »
I see your eyes shining in through the night
Make me feel, make me feel like I belong
Don't leave me, don't leave me here all alone
Cast your eyes like summer skies
Bluer than the ocean, clearer than the sky
Yeah
SUNSHINE ON A RAINY DAY
MAKES MY SOUL MAKES MY SOUL TRIP TRIP TRIP AWAY~<3!!!

YouTube



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The Flood / Re: would you trust an Austrian?
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:32:13 AM »
oklahomo_twink.jpg
you have the best avatar

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The Flood / Re: who's cuter
« on: September 22, 2016, 03:51:16 AM »
the guy who had corgi's for his avatar

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The Flood / Re: Mods are asleep
« on: September 22, 2016, 03:50:06 AM »
In the midnight hour I can feel your power

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The Flood / Re: I read 1984 for the first time last week
« on: September 22, 2016, 12:43:38 AM »
A Clockwork Orange
eggy wegs nom nom

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The Flood / Re: I read 1984 for the first time last week
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:51:19 PM »
yup, bleak

as someone who has dealt with supernatural psychological assault lately I can confirm that having your reality corrupted and subverted is soul destroying

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The Flood / Re: Should I post a picture of myself?
« on: September 21, 2016, 10:01:01 PM »
ITT: commando will surely deliver

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The Flood / Re: Behold, my work of (mediocre) art
« on: September 21, 2016, 09:56:14 PM »
get a super fine brush for the eyes would be my advice, or if you already have one, practice will do it

otherwise good stuff, better than some of my early work

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The Flood / Re: my pen is too big!!
« on: September 21, 2016, 08:16:09 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Should I post a picture of myself?
« on: September 21, 2016, 07:53:41 PM »
who made this one? can't remember. don't even know what it says

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: There's a meme on my porch.
« on: September 21, 2016, 07:29:05 PM »
put it in your butt

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The Flood / Re: Should I post a picture of myself?
« on: September 21, 2016, 06:49:51 PM »
But I don't see your pic. Why is this thread a liar.

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The Flood / Re: Hey kids
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:16:29 AM »
I like the way people project their own social neurosis onto deci, act like they're gospel, and then we have his... autism is it?- as the get out of jail free card. What he said was regular-guy-tier dorky you fucking edgelords. There's no prize for being the most coolest asshole on this sitcom. It's funny I guess, but I feel like he takes it to heart when you lecture him. Goddamn

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The Flood / Re: Post pictures that make you go "hmm.."
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:04:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Darwin awards candidate?
« on: September 21, 2016, 10:46:07 AM »
You take risks when you tackle a new frontier.

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The Flood / Re: Brangelina divorce!!! Oh no!!!!
« on: September 21, 2016, 09:59:05 AM »
they split? what the fuck man?
it's like ross and rachel all over again ;_;
fuck you need to be stomped
*/s
fucking hieroglyphics

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The Flood / Re: Breeders?
« on: September 21, 2016, 09:29:36 AM »
cannonball

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