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4531
« on: August 06, 2015, 02:11:19 AM »
That Prime Headphase (insert different name here weekly) person, I have no clue.
Because I don't know them too well and it'll be rather awkward.
Kids eh? Bizarre.
I like your avatar, what's it from? OT: Ushan the monstrous bearfox childs: 
4532
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:16:53 AM »
Update
4533
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:16:03 AM »
Tinder is a game changer. Took a 2 day trip to a big city and downloaded it. So many nudes/potential hookups.
It's fucking digsuting
This. My man-whore friend ended up taking the virginity of some 30 yr old lutheran (or some other weird christian religious thing) girl who had decided she wanted to lose it. This guy has a... large and often unhealthy track record when it comes to sexual liaison. She may as well have fished a dildo out of a bin. A disgustingly hilarious situation, all thanks to tinder.
4534
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:06:56 AM »
wear a do-rag
4535
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:05:21 AM »
*yoshi noises*
4536
« on: August 05, 2015, 04:12:10 PM »
that looks like a big lumpy poo
4537
« on: August 05, 2015, 04:04:17 PM »
I've got other problems than my wisdom teeth right now...
Dentists fucked up a tooth removal for my braces, so if they don't close the gap I'mma need facial surgery to get it out.
*sigh*
Holy shit, that's serious. Why facial surgery exactly?
There's the root of my old tooth they tried to remove still in my jaw, and the braces are trying to close the gap inbetween (as well as arrange my teeth). By now, the gum has healed over it, the root has sorta hunkered down and could possibly stop the gap from closing.
If that's the case, they'd have to do some teeny tiny... um face surgery to get it out. Or at least, the worst case scenario. Hopefully the fap does close and the root just becomes a weird bu interesting story.
what makes it face surgery as opposed to mouth surgery?
They'd have to go through the side rather than the normal top-down-in-the-mouth way.
At least that's what they said.
Alright but you should make sure they aren't lying by doing google research
4538
« on: August 05, 2015, 04:01:36 PM »
FOR FUCKS SAKE
PLEASE POST THE RESULT DESCRIPTION AS WELL
FUCK
4539
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:59:20 PM »
I've got other problems than my wisdom teeth right now...
Dentists fucked up a tooth removal for my braces, so if they don't close the gap I'mma need facial surgery to get it out.
*sigh*
Holy shit, that's serious. Why facial surgery exactly?
There's the root of my old tooth they tried to remove still in my jaw, and the braces are trying to close the gap inbetween (as well as arrange my teeth). By now, the gum has healed over it, the root has sorta hunkered down and could possibly stop the gap from closing.
If that's the case, they'd have to do some teeny tiny... um face surgery to get it out. Or at least, the worst case scenario. Hopefully the fap does close and the root just becomes a weird bu interesting story.
what makes it face surgery as opposed to mouth surgery?
4540
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:56:15 PM »
Show different underwears and discuss them 
4541
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:33:02 PM »
You're the same as me
4542
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:05:38 PM »
4543
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »
I AM SO FUCKING SORRY ;_;
I talked the shit. I talked the talk.
If I couldn't take the hit and walk the walk, I wouldn't have posted. Honestly, I was expecting it. This is all in good fun anyway. No harm done man.
Look on the bright side. You picked a shitty affliction for me cause I'm still standing! You've gotta do better than that jim.
oh
oh
4544
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:56:19 PM »
I spell everything properly.
Everything.
Well, okay, fine--sometimes the word "acquaintance" fucks me over. That's a weird-ass word.
Nailed it that time, though.
Schedule used to get me every time.
4545
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:19:53 PM »
Meh...you're ok..you can have nasal congestion.
terminally annoying but not terminally terminal hmmmm
4546
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:18:30 PM »
Im the vacuum. Cuz I suck good.
Is that what the quiz said?
That is what I said.
You didn't say that the quiz said it. And I don't think that the quiz would say that.
Just take the quiz.
Fiiiiiiiine
Thank you. Tell us what you get and share the description.
Waiting.
Sorry, I was at work and obviously couldn't waste time on a quiz
so - I am Poe.
That's alright, what was the description?
"Poe has a circular shlong. That's you."
omg it's like they know you as well as you know yourself
Thanks. smartass
I could be wrong. I'm proud of you no matter what.
4547
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:08:59 PM »
Im the vacuum. Cuz I suck good.
Is that what the quiz said?
That is what I said.
You didn't say that the quiz said it. And I don't think that the quiz would say that.
Just take the quiz.
Fiiiiiiiine
Thank you. Tell us what you get and share the description.
Waiting.
Sorry, I was at work and obviously couldn't waste time on a quiz
so - I am Poe.
That's alright, what was the description?
"Poe has a circular shlong. That's you."
omg it's like they know you as well as you know yourself
4548
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:08:04 PM »
Choose a disease or affliction for the person above you.
I'm ready.
(Zesty already said I have Multiple Sclerosis, so what the hell... in for a penny, in for a pound)
4549
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:05:02 PM »
You'd probably get radiation burns from all the residual space radiation left on the ship
What would that taste like do you think?
Tingly sparkles with a hint of high energy subatomic pizazz.
Far out that sounds like a good deal
4550
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:02:20 PM »
I dare you to reply to me or else you have no sense of adventure.
4551
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:01:21 PM »
Im the vacuum. Cuz I suck good.
Is that what the quiz said?
That is what I said.
You didn't say that the quiz said it. And I don't think that the quiz would say that.
Just take the quiz.
Fiiiiiiiine
Thank you. Tell us what you get and share the description.
Waiting.
Sorry, I was at work and obviously couldn't waste time on a quiz
so - I am Poe.
That's alright, what was the description?
4552
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:59:48 PM »
You'd probably get radiation burns from all the residual space radiation left on the ship
What would that taste like do you think?
4553
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:52:51 PM »
I've got other problems than my wisdom teeth right now...
Dentists fucked up a tooth removal for my braces, so if they don't close the gap I'mma need facial surgery to get it out.
*sigh*
Holy shit, that's serious. Why facial surgery exactly?
4554
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:37:13 PM »
I bet it's boring
4555
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:36:35 PM »
Im the vacuum. Cuz I suck good.
Is that what the quiz said?
That is what I said.
You didn't say that the quiz said it. And I don't think that the quiz would say that.
Just take the quiz.
Fiiiiiiiine
Thank you. Tell us what you get and share the description.
Waiting.
4556
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:35:44 PM »
A UFO is just any flying object that isn't identified for the moment. It could be a peanut, a bird, or a spaceship. You can't define the taste of something that just means "thing we don't know what it is".
An alien UFO
As alien also means unknown, no idea.
Jokes aside, I understand you mean a spaceship of an extraterrestrial civilization. It'd probably taste metal.
Why metal?
Because metal is durable and good for construction. Of course, alien life forms might have developed other materials, but metal is still likely. The same rules of physics operate in the entire universe, so using the same materials isn't that weird.
Assuming that the universe is really boring and shit like you think it is, what kind of metal do you think it would be?
4557
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
Posting.
4558
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:05:44 AM »
Im the vacuum. Cuz I suck good.
Is that what the quiz said?
That is what I said.
You didn't say that the quiz said it. And I don't think that the quiz would say that.
Just take the quiz.
Fiiiiiiiine
Thank you. Tell us what you get and share the description.
4559
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:04:48 AM »
That sounds like a cheap excuse the lazy pricks. Damage a nerve? Pffffft. I've had all my wisdom teeth pulled and nobody ever mentioned anything like that.
4560
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:59:27 AM »
Occasionally occasionally
Occasionally?
Occassionally.
Occassionally!
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