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3931
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:39:11 PM »
Irish or French girls
that's my taste, fuck
3932
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:36:23 PM »
3933
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:26:39 PM »
I remember one time I was at a canteen with a few of my former classmates - one of them was a vegetarian.
He asked if the boulloin there was vegetarian (since everything else wasn't) and the canteen lady said yes. After he got his soup I asked the lady what they were using for the boulloin. It was beef. Apparently to her it's vegetarian since you don't directly eat the beef.
I was able to tell him before he had his first spoonful.
what a fuckin bitch
3934
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:22:04 PM »
Do you sometimes wish you were born a fox?
Hell no, humans are the best animal to be on this planet. I would want a pet fox though.
3935
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:14:34 PM »
3936
« on: September 04, 2015, 09:06:04 PM »
lol cute, boiling water will give you serious burns i've got big scars on my arm due to spilling boiling on myself. mind you i was like a year old and just able to crawl so im not sure if that has anything to do with it (maybe your skin is more sensitive at that age???)
put toothpaste on the scald areas
omg you made friends with loaf ^_^
i don't think he likes me tbh
well I'm proud of you for being the bigger man
3937
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:51:28 PM »
lol cute, boiling water will give you serious burns i've got big scars on my arm due to spilling boiling on myself. mind you i was like a year old and just able to crawl so im not sure if that has anything to do with it (maybe your skin is more sensitive at that age???)
put toothpaste on the scald areas
omg you made friends with loaf ^_^
3938
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:46:29 PM »
the video 'thumbnail' is very confronting
3939
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:38:26 PM »
SATANS WIZARD
3940
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:32:32 PM »
it might be... Twister, Batman Forever, or Space Jam, lol
3941
« on: September 03, 2015, 09:24:19 PM »
I LIKE VEGETARIAN FOOD
3942
« on: September 03, 2015, 01:53:36 AM »
3943
« on: September 03, 2015, 12:21:49 AM »
Who wins?  vs 
3944
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:50:29 PM »
3945
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:21:08 PM »
3946
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:14:25 PM »
How romantical
yes
Mexican pony show imminent?
lewd, horse is my waifu 
3947
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:01:05 PM »
Just a reminder that Peter Parker was one cool ass mofo in Spiderman 3.
I like how the sidewalk suddenly becomes populated by nothing but confused women
3948
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:57:08 PM »
How romantical
yes
3949
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:38:02 PM »
3950
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:36:42 PM »
Stay back
ENOUGH WITH THE FACE
3951
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:34:14 PM »
3952
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:29:52 PM »
It's Gooko!
3953
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:28:43 PM »
you can either do something to put them off, like fart into your sandwich to give it more 'flavour'; or, you can carry it to the other extreme and start carrying around a pair of brown leather adventuring gloves and a coiled whip hung on your belt, so they'll think, "I could never fit into his world... " sigh
3954
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:22:54 PM »
if the enjoyment men find in spilling blood leaves you perplexed
3955
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:05:46 PM »
Naru has the most dignified avatars.
tHEY ARE VERY DIGNIFIED
3956
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:04:35 PM »
HEY FREAKSHOW
YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE!
I GOT YOU FOR THREE MINUTES
THREE MINUTES OF
PLAYTIME
3957
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:00:19 PM »
BONESAW IS REEEAAADDY
3958
« on: September 02, 2015, 09:54:39 PM »
shampoo is good for the hair
so is butter
3959
« on: September 02, 2015, 09:51:56 PM »
3960
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:04:36 AM »
girl thread
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