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The Flood / Re: Have you seen this white rapper named Slim Jesus?
« on: September 11, 2015, 10:15:49 PM »
Oh shit, another normal person succumbed to the brown people culture.
I love your avatar, would you like to join Fox Clan?

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder mr. p got shrekt
« on: September 11, 2015, 10:11:48 PM »
I think we should compile this thread into a daily reminder thread

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The Flood / Re: help
« on: September 11, 2015, 09:57:35 PM »
you're welcome :)

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of spending your hard-earned internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 06:19:02 AM »
OP is absolutely right.

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The Flood / Thinking of spending your hard-earned internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 06:09:44 AM »
On 9/11 jokes?



YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU HAVE BILLS TO PAY

AND TEN CHILDREN

FUCKING TEN

YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT

WHORE

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The Flood / Re: Give me a shitty permanent username
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:39:57 AM »
GrooveFlavour

THANK ME LATER

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The Flood / Re: there are girls in the anarchy weekend poster
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:37:27 AM »
You dare to speak the G-word?
my magic circle protects me

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The Flood / there are girls in the anarchy weekend poster
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:25:54 AM »
stop

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The Flood / Re: smoke weed everyday
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:19:33 AM »
dank

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The Flood / smoke weed everyday
« on: September 11, 2015, 04:14:30 AM »
"Marijuana smoking shown to cause major deformities.A new study just released,found proof that smoking small amounts of marijuana can cause massive and irreversible deformation of the hands,feet,and genitals of the smoker.The study which started in January of 2014 and ran until May first,was the most extensive and far reaching study of its kind in scientific history.As many as 13 people were studied over a period of nearly 5 months,and almost one billion dollars was spent on the study.The latest technology and chemical assay was used in the study.The funding for the study was provided by a conglomerate of multinational pharmaceutical companies and the United States Drug Enforcement Agency.The results of the study were so shocking that it was halted less than 5 months after it started.Dr.Jack T.Ripper of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology in Deadog Texas,who ran the study,was so horrified that he felt that he must end the study and give back nearly 1% of the billion dollar grant money he received for the study.One woman in the study,had her foot turn completely inside out after smoking less than one Marijuana cigarette or joint as it is referred to by addicts.One mans penis shrunk down to the size of a kitchen match and he committed suicide by drinking gasoline.Another man had his fingers and toes grow in size while other shrank.One woman said she could not remember her name or address or who Bill O'Riely is."

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The Flood / Re: Thinking of Making a 9/11 joke for internet points?
« on: September 11, 2015, 03:32:00 AM »

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The Flood / Re: New Subway promotion
« on: September 10, 2015, 10:00:53 PM »

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The Flood / Re: 911 thread
« on: September 10, 2015, 09:59:03 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Is Dragon Ball Super supposed to be a self-aware comedy?
« on: September 10, 2015, 02:12:19 AM »
I didn't watch anything past episode 2.

Shit's basically going to be a shitty retelling of BoG and F! until season 2.
it also tells an alternative story about meme-class images


why yes, it does


such a cheeky expression

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The Flood / Re: Is Dragon Ball Super supposed to be a self-aware comedy?
« on: September 10, 2015, 01:52:41 AM »
I didn't watch anything past episode 2.

Shit's basically going to be a shitty retelling of BoG and F! until season 2.
it also tells an alternative story about meme-class images


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The Flood / Re: >tfw fapping with IcyHot and some of it goes up my peehole
« on: September 10, 2015, 12:42:32 AM »
so this is what it feels like to die

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The Flood / Is Dragon Ball Super supposed to be a self-aware comedy?
« on: September 09, 2015, 11:39:10 PM »
Because Vegeta's scenes are hilarious. Ahhhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh. Ahhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhh. Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh D:

Lol @ animation :' (

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The Flood / German homoeopathy conference ends in mass psychedelic overdose
« on: September 09, 2015, 11:13:12 PM »
Article.

Quote
Police suspect foul play after 29 delegates at an alternative medicine seminar in Germany started staggering suffering from violent convulsions, delusions and hallucinations.

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The Flood / Re: analyse this sentence
« on: September 08, 2015, 03:40:13 AM »
Andrew made a noise like a flipping pancake, or marmalade spinning in mobius strips, still, without a clear communication of intent, the idea remained... subliminal.

i took it you were using two similes here but for gods sake the second one seemed weird as shit without clear indication that it too was one
no, it is how it is, but if that's your revision, that's cool

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The Flood / Re: analyse this sentence
« on: September 08, 2015, 01:06:27 AM »
Andrew made a noise like a flipping pancake, with marmalade spinning in Möbius strips; still, without a clear communication of intent, the idea remained subliminal.
This is a more sensible revision.

- The word "with" is added for clarity's sake.
- The correct spelling of "Möbius" was applied.
- A semi-colon was added to purge the comma splice.
- The ellipsis was omitted.
I read so many comma splices in books and such that it hardly seems a standing rule, but this is a good revision.

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The Flood / Re: Holy Shit Injustice Is So Good
« on: September 08, 2015, 12:56:02 AM »
You wouldn't steal a bear

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The Flood / Re: analyse this sentence
« on: September 08, 2015, 12:53:28 AM »
good work, guys

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The Flood / Bourbon Firenado
« on: September 08, 2015, 12:51:47 AM »
Article.

Quote
  -  In 2003, freak weather destroyed a warehouse in Kentucky holding bourbon
  -  The inflammable spirit flowed into a nearby creek towards a lake
  -  A lightning strike then set fire to the bourbon on the lake's surface
  -  A small tornado sucked up the flaming liquid and set fire to nearby trees

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The Flood / analyse this sentence
« on: September 08, 2015, 12:41:24 AM »
this is my new series of threads in which we will practice literary discernment

analyse this sentence:

Andrew made a noise like a flipping pancake, marmalade spinning in mobius strips, still, without a clear communication of intent, the idea remained... subliminal.

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endearments are not something a couple should really think about
it should be natural
hey sizzlepanda ;)

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honey is a cliche

omg

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The Flood / Re: Favorite curry?
« on: September 07, 2015, 02:03:48 PM »
I don't eat curry
Why
I just don't ever really eat out because I can never be sure if their premises are clean or not
Hahahaha

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The Flood / Re: So I sold my vita on amazon
« on: September 07, 2015, 01:52:19 PM »
You wouldn't steal a bear

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The Flood / Re: Favorite curry?
« on: September 07, 2015, 01:27:59 PM »

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